Council on Foreign Relations: Jewish conspiracy?

[Sledge]

hot corned beef

That's it, I'm siding with MaGZ now.

 

[Giordano]

That's it, I'm siding with MaGZ now.

You got a problem with hot corned beef? You haven't had the right kind!

 

[xterra]

For a while on Ben Yehuda St. in Jerusalem you could get a Kosher Whoppe.

In a suburb of San Jose, Costa Rica, I found a kosher Burger King, with כשר on their sign. They were closed on Saturday, as one would expect.

Being older than Giordano, I suspect, and having grown up Orthodox, I will tell you that the first time I tried a cheeseburger, I just couldn't eat it.

Now, however....

ETA: I want to complain about not having received my automatic Nobel Prize. Jewish Conspiracy Nobel Committee, please send it forthwith and immediately, if not sooner.

 

[Loss Leader]

When I was in law school, Rachel Greene dated Mark Siegel and neither of them were Jewish. For reasons I can't fully explain, this offended me.

 

[jakesteele]

Question what magic number of Jews does it take for any organization to be a conspiracy? Use a percentage MaGZ

One or more.

 

[UTLonghorn]

OP reminded me of this.

 

[cwalner]

Oh, you don't know just how devious we Jews can be. Most American Jews are pretty liberal about kosher laws. I grew up eating fried rice with pork, and had milk with my meat sandwich. You are expected to feel a little tingle of guilt (which is as central to Jewishness as to Catholicism) when you violate kosher laws (knowing your grandfather would not approve), but to enjoy the meal anyway.

So you can sign on as full members!

Or you could be like me. When I was in college, I would always make a point to have at least one bacon cheeseburger during Passover.

Back then, I didn't quite think of myself as an atheist, but I definitely was a major smartass.

 

[cwalner]

What’s all this nonsense about Jewish food?
I’m sure they only eat Christian babies.

That is an outright lie. Christian babies are rare delicacies to be savored. They are special for the high holy days. However, in order to provide balance to such a delicacy, we are required to eat gefilte fish the rest of the year.