Cont: Corona Virus Conspiracy Theories Part IV

[Hans]

Truly inspired tortured verse
Now I'll try for something worse
Won't be long, I'm always terse
Something, something, something purse.

On topic: The vaccines are not gene therapy because they don't alter your genes.

Also, they don't altar your jeans.

...or flavour your beans.

 

[bruto]

Lark's vomit - it just has to be.

Strange people with tiny buckets following larks around trying to induce them to vomit.

It's all in the ancient texts.

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog..."

 

[Carrot Flower King]

Finally... the cool John Hopkins

I really liked his album with King Creosote from a few years back, Diamond Mine, but some of his solo stuff is a bit "glitchy" for my tastes.

 

[Trebuchet]

I saw Ivmmeta referenced, which, as Orac pointed out, appears to be a carbon copy of the 2020 vintage hydroxychloroquine meta.

I wonder what 2022's "miracle" drug is going to be...

Drinking your own pee.

 

[Steve]

Drinking your own pee.

I suggest we do nothing to dissuade them from doing this.

 

[Foster Zygote]

Drinking your own pee.

Patches O'Houlinan was way ahead of the game.

Maybe next they could try dodging wrenches and traffic.

 

[sts60]

And then there's his cartographer friend who was going to demonstrate the map alignments for us.

I remember his two pilot friends who worked in the Pentagon, back in the day. That was in a thread on UFOs or something.

 

[carlitos]

Drinking your own pee.

Also vaping.

 

[Steve]

I remember his two pilot friends who worked in the Pentagon, back in the day. That was in a thread on UFOs or something.

Seems to be quite a friendly fellow.

 

[Tippit]

Neighbors are triple-jabbed, 3x Moderna, both sick with Covid for the 3rd time. They invited me to a super-bowl party and it's probably likely they will both still be contagious by then. I'm thinking of going just to test my immunity.

 

[arthwollipot]

Neighbors are triple-jabbed, 3x Moderna, both sick with Covid for the 3rd time. They invited me to a super-bowl party and it's probably likely they will both still be contagious by then. I'm thinking of going just to test my immunity.

I would not advise doing that. Being unvaccinated, you're way more likely to be hospitalised if you do catch the disease. And then you'd likely miss one or more rounds of the Forumvision game.

 

[arthwollipot]

Lol.

Remember I told you about the small group of pathetic losers holding a protest camp on the lawns near the National Library? Turns out that they're being moved along by the police. It's perfectly fine to protest in the Parliamentary Triangle (the Aboriginal Tent Embassy has basically been doing that since 1972), but these jokers were parked illegally and camping on prohibited land, so their tents are being dismantled and their cars towed.

So what have they been doing? They've been calling up and harassing a towing company in Ballarat that is totally uninvolved.

Morons. Makes me want to go down there, park legally, and blast I Fought The Law And The Law Won at top volume.

 

[gmanontario]

Lol.

Remember I told you about the small group of pathetic losers holding a protest camp on the lawns near the National Library? Turns out that they're being moved along by the police. It's perfectly fine to protest in the Parliamentary Triangle (the Aboriginal Tent Embassy has basically been doing that since 1972), but these jokers were parked illegally and camping on prohibited land, so their tents are being dismantled and their cars towed.

So what have they been doing? They've been calling up and harassing a towing company in Ballarat that is totally uninvolved.

Morons. Makes me want to go down there, park legally, and blast I Fought The Law And The Law Won at top volume.

Whose version? I like the Clash version myself.

 

[Tippit]

I would not advise doing that. Being unvaccinated, you're way more likely to be hospitalised if you do catch the disease. And then you'd likely miss one or more rounds of the Forumvision game.

I've already been infected at least once, and probably twice if the last mild cold symptoms I had was Omicron. I have immunity, no co-morbidities, and I know how to treat it.

 

[Resume]

I've already been infected at least once, and probably twice if the last mild cold symptoms I had was Omicron. I have immunity, no co-morbidities, and I know how to treat it.

Self-diagnosed and self-treated; sounds like you have a fool for a patient.

 

[Cosmic Yak]

Neighbors are triple-jabbed, 3x Moderna, both sick with Covid for the 3rd time. They invited me to a super-bowl party and it's probably likely they will both still be contagious by then. I'm thinking of going just to test my immunity.

How do you know they have Covid?

 

[Cosmic Yak]

I've already been infected at least once, and probably twice if the last mild cold symptoms I had was Omicron. I have immunity, no co-morbidities, and I know how to treat it.

How did you determine it wasn't just a cold?

 

[bruto]

Also vaping.

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I never expected that asking if you're a man or a mouse would be a preface to why you should live like a mouse.

 

[arthwollipot]

More on the pathetic losers:

‘Occupy Canberra’: behind the anti-vaccine protests at Parliament House

People from around Australia demonstrating in the nation’s capital have a variety of grievances but a disdain for all politicians unites them


Hundreds of protesters descended on Canberra this week in a noisy demonstration opposing vaccine mandates and to air a hodge-podge of other grievances.

In trucks and trailers, cars and campervans, the “Convoy to Canberra” lobbied in the nation’s capital on Monday, taking loud protests to Parliament House and the National Press Club. Hundreds have camped at unauthorised sites citywide; police moved in on Friday morning to dismantle a main site, but warn that protesters could be in town at least a week.

With an “Occupy Canberra” protest planned at Old Parliament House and federal parliament returning next week, experts on conspiracy movements are concerned the rallies may shift in tone.

The protesters are armed with a grab-bag of grievances around vaccinations, and seem to have equal disdain for all politicians. So who are they?

And while 200 is technically "hundreds" I think The Guardian is being generous with those numbers.

 

[arthwollipot]

I've already been infected at least once, and probably twice if the last mild cold symptoms I had was Omicron. I have immunity, no co-morbidities, and I know how to treat it.

Previous infection is considerably less effective protection from the Omicron strain than it was for previous strains, and your "treatments" have anecdotal evidence of efficacy at best.

I'd do more to discourage you from attending the Superb Owl party but I have a feeling that I'd trigger a stubborn backlash and make it more likely that you'll go, so I'll back off now.