All of your fellow liars have done very, very badly attempting to negotiate the shoals of the dreaded Osama Conundrum. I predict that you won't even try.
Either Osama's repeated explanations of his role in the attacks of 9/11/01 are genuine or he is being impersonated by an exact double, an asset of the Impossibly Vast Conspiracy. If you acknowledge the reality of his videos, your evil movement collapses. You MUST, therefore, argue against all evidence that the Osama the world sees isn't real.
Now, let's pretend you're correct--you aren't, of course, but we'll pretend.
In the fall of 2006, Bush and Cheney were staring at a massive defeat that would strip them of much of their power and pave the way for a Democratic takeover of the Presidency in 2008. In the face of this looming humiliation, they could have announced that the bogeyman, the nonexistent Osama, had at long last been killed. They could have, in other words, snatched victory from the jaws of defeat.
Curiously, they chose to do nothing and accepted a battering at the polls. Given that neither Bush nor Cheney will ever again run for public office, this was absolutely the last chance to play the Osama card. We all understand how stupid you liars are, but nobody--NOBODY!--will swallow the idea that Bush and Cheney preferred taking a beating that wrecked their second term.
So, how about it, fantasy guy? What is the solution to the Osama Conundrum?