For GB: you are nominated for the US Grenade Leaping Upon team in the 2012 Olympics. You got game.
Here's a fun little hypothesis in re Congressman Weiner: you've all been had. The narrative goes something like this:
His wife was getting suspicious, but couldn't sort out who he might be seeing other than her. (Note in an early page of this thread, that she was accused by one of our posters of marrying him for convenience, as she's allegedly (huh?) the Secretary of State's lover). He senses her probing about and has his lover take a few pics of his package to create some bait. His lover, in this story, is a nice young man from a lobbying firm in DC. The misdirection uses Drudge Wannabe Breitbart as conduit to getting a thread of him lusting after young ladies in his heart, a la Jimmy Carter, though never consumating this desire in the flesh.
Big noise, all flash, no boom. The only tactical error is the pointless lying early on about what he did or did not do, but that did provide extra cover.
We arrive at today, with the story being he and his wife "working through this" and his gay love affair (heck, in this narrative, if he's bi, why not have lovers of any sort that gets his Kilbasa interested?) now a very well protected secret. No Gary Hart moment for this guy.
Pretty much an A, or A-, in false flag operation.
I tell ya, I finally give props to the CT loons I arrived on the JREF forums to kick over four years ago. Their brain waves and lunacy gave me some framework material that helped me come up with that little jest, which closes my participation in this thread.
Who really cares about Weiner's wiener?
Nobody with a life, except his wife.