I think that I shall never see
A tower falling like a tree
A tree that, falling by itself,
Shows evidence of Keebler Elf
Or weapon beamed from outer space
That leaves behind no other trace.
A tree that does its duty should
Be dense as Dr. Judy Wood
A tower built with iron bones
Is just the same, says Steven Jones
The silliness of fools like these
Shows both of them are dumb as trees.
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