Whoa, guys. There's been Ponzi schemes, but that doesn't mean all investment is a scam. Don't throw out the baby with the bathwater. Don't write off cold fusion, not when there's no such thing as heat at the subatomic level. A "hot" particle is a fast-moving particle, that's all. The important thing is pressure. Go look at cold welding.
You're insinuating that the laws of thermodynamics, in particular the distinction between macrostates and microphysics, has an opening which makes Cold Fusion
theoretically possible. You're wrong.
There *is* such a thing as heat on a subatomic level. Give me a block of nickel, and the laws of thermodynamics, and I'll tell you the
probability distribution of any subatomic quantity you want to know. Including, say, the probability of finding a nickel nucleus moving at any speed
v. Including the probability of a nickel nucleus "tunneling" a distance
r towards another nucleus. And so on.
Ordinary thermodynamics, coupled with ordinary nuclear physics (nucleon wavefunctions, etc.) is, in fact, perfectly able to predict the rate of spontaneous cold fusion---microphysics, heat, velocity, pressure, and all. The predicted rate is vanishingly small.
That's why cold fusion theorists try to invent new nuclear physics. Because simple aphorisms like yours---"the important thing is pressure"---don't actually work.
What the heck does "cold welding" have to do with it? It sounds like you're thinking "physics says welding happens to HOT metals, but the existence of COLD welding tells us that this physics is oversimplified". Baloney. Cold welding is ordinary, perfectly-thermodynamically-allowed solid-state physics. (In fact, it's practically the default behavior. If you simplify things, cold welding "should" happen at
every metal-metal contact. You have to do some surface physics---including complexities like oxides and adsorbed gases---to understand the cases where cold welding
fails to occur. But that's ordinary physics, thermo, and stat mech too.)