Chocolate Jesus Exhibit Canceled

[Darth Rotor]

Definitely agree about the followers. There do seem to be passages indicating that they get those ideas from their text, though. However, that's not my point, I was just being snarky

I understand, and I appreciate your sense of humor. That said, there is a certain once famous pastor named Ted Haggard who might be more than passingly interested in your package, for all that he professes in public that he has been cleansed of impure lustings after other men.

If you've got the speed, he's got the time, or so the papers say.

DR