Bruce Voigt
Critical Thinker
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Keep on-topic please.Replying to this modbox in thread will be off topic Posted By: Gaspode
"All matter" continually produces and secretes, "as AURA", the phenomenon known as h2o and yes this includes the dark matter of outer space. Dark matter particals are so small as to not interact with the phenomenon COLD.
Bruce Voigt Science
Naw, he's just an unimaginative troll.
So what would constitute genuine Banana material? I want to watch out for it.
Comfortable?So what would constitute genuine Banana material? I want to watch out for it.
IT’S NOT DISTRIBUTION OF TEMPERATURE GUYS!!11!!IT’S NOT GLOBAL WARMING GUYS!
IT’S DISTRIBUTION OF TEMPERATURE caused by the Earth’s erratic tipping, changing Sun and Moon exposure!
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What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.
I’m sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this enough, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t.
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
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FTFYBruce VoigtScienceWoo
Chemtrails? Seriously?
Seek help.
Dark matter doesn't create "Universal expansion". The current and apparently increasing rate of expansion is attributed to the hypothetical "dark energy".
To refute current science, you must first understand it.
At this time we can all agree that Dramatic Earth Changes are taking place.
"Question is WHY?"
A --- Government -- "WHAT" a mini ice age you say! Well just tell the media that its GLOBAL WARMING no sense in causing panic. It will take the people ten or twenty years to discover that they are really freezing their little buns (-ss-s) off.
B --- CI1mh4224rd --- Dark matter doesn't create "Universal expansion". The current and apparently increasing rate of expansion is attributed to the hypothetical "dark energy".
To refute current science, you must first understand it.
C --- six7s --- Bruce, do you have anything to offer the discussion - other than recycled farts?
D --- Bruce Voigt --- THE EARTH IS TIPPING THE EARTH IS TIPPING THE EARTH IS TIPPING
The tipping of the Earth is no big deal, as long as it’s gradual, we can cope with it.
The rotation speed of the Earth is a big deal, and so far we are A-okay.
IT’S NOT GLOBAL WARMING GUYS!
IT’S DISTRIBUTION OF TEMPERATURE caused by the Earth’s erratic tipping, changing Sun and Moon exposure!
It is of GREAT IMPORTANCE to establish a constant monitoring system for Canada's North Magnetic Pole Movements. --- WOBBLING of the EARTH
Bruce Voigt Science
So, when the Earth tips over like a toy dreidle, will everyone blame the zionists?
I'm having difficulty figuring out why you quoted me in your post. You don't seem to have made any attempt to respond to what I said...
I would like to know why the evil NWO sprays the Earth with chemicals that can be clearly seen by the human eye.
BTW, I thought the earth always wobbles a little bit?