Charlie Sheen thinks Being Sober is boring.....

[DropGems]

Every venue he's played in front of has had every seat filled and he received standing ovations and no boos from his last two shows. Winning?

 

[Matthew Best]

there are advantages to larger audiences paying higher ticket prices:
- He can sell more merchandise at the event
- It gives him more leverage for any future negotiations. (If all his shows bomb, any movie or tv producer can say "look, I don't have to pay you a lot because nobody cares anymore".)

With regard to your first point, if the prices come down, some people might be willing to buy tickets who would not otherwise be, and they'll have more disposable income with which to buy merchandise afterwards.

Your second point is undeniable.

 

[Segnosaur]

The latest Sheen news:

Denise Richards: Charlie Sheen is a dog killer!
Charlie Sheen: We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...s-ex-wife-Denise-Richards-napalm-row-dog.html
Denise, who split from the actor in 2006 and has two daughters with him, is believed to have given Sheen the two dogs ... 'When Denise saw the dogs a couple of months ago, they were in such bad shape, one of them died after Denise took it. She has one of them, and the other one died.'

Well, looks like dogs are not the only animals that are in trouble around Sheen:

From: http://www.411mania.com/movies/news...-Allegedly-Allowed-Two-Pet-Lizards-to-Die.htm
Charlie has also allowed two pet lizards to die while in his care. The source went on to say: "His Chinese water dragon died because he didn't take care of it and a while back, when he was married to Brooke, his bearded dragon fell in the pool and died.

On the other hand, we missed an awesome chance to witness the glory of Charlie Sheen and Randy Quaid, in all their glory, performing together:

From: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news...t-open-for-sheen-in-vancouver/article1981826/
Charlie Sheen’s management has turned down a proposal to have Randy Quaid open for Sheen in Vancouver...Quaid’s new record label had pitched the idea to tour promoter Live Nation late last week. The proposal involved Quaid performing his two new songs onstage at Rogers Arena in Vancouver May 2. They had also suggested Sheen could sing backup on Quaid’s now infamous song Star Whackers.

The universe weeps.

 

[Eddie Dane]

From: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news...t-open-for-sheen-in-vancouver/article1981826/
Charlie Sheen’s management has turned down a proposal to have Randy Quaid open for Sheen in Vancouver...Quaid’s new record label had pitched the idea to tour promoter Live Nation late last week. The proposal involved Quaid performing his two new songs onstage at Rogers Arena in Vancouver May 2. They had also suggested Sheen could sing backup on Quaid’s now infamous song Star Whackers.

The universe weeps.

Star Whackers?

Quaid is singing songs about his paranoid delusions?

 

[Segnosaur]

The proposal involved Quaid performing his two new songs onstage at Rogers Arena in Vancouver May 2. They had also suggested Sheen could sing backup on Quaid’s now infamous song Star Whackers.

Star Whackers?

Quaid is singing songs about his paranoid delusions?

Yup...

From: http://starcasm.net/archives/91010

Put your name and face on all the mags
Lots of pictures of your body bag
When you’re good and dead and have no say
They’ll sell your vital organs on eBay
I’M TALKING ABOUT WHACKERS, WHACKERS
Those cheesy star whackers, WHACKERS
They’re dirt toe taggers WHACKERS, those cheesy star whackers WHACKERS


Here's a video of the song:
http://www.ctvbc.ctv.ca/servlet/an/...pants_110319/20110319?hub=BritishColumbiaHome

And it gets better: He's also putting out a documentary:

From: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/randy-quaid-make-star-whackers-171864
...Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi Quaid are making a movie on how they evaded Hollywood assassins to get to Canada. ... “This is a work in progress and highly experimental with nudity, adult language and content throughout,” Evi Quaid said in her artist statement....The film is fittingly called Star Whackers, and will screen at the Rio Theatre on April 22 alongside another Randy Quaid-starrer, the 2008 film Real Time.
(The important parts of the above statement have been put into bold. You're welcome)

 

[Undesired Walrus]

Charlie Sheen is not crazy anymore:

Charlie Sheen says that last year's headline-making antics are indeed a thing of the past.
"I'm not crazy any more. That was an episode," Sheen says, laughing, as he spoke with reporters at Sunday night's Fox Network Television Critics Association party in Pasadena, Calif. "I think I'm a different person than I was yesterday. Everything is a lot more mellow and focused and much more rooted in reality."

Interesting.

 

[Joey McGee]

The interviewer missed a fantastic opportunity to ask him if this newfound clarity carried over into his conspiracism.

 

[coalesce]

Charlie Sheen is not crazy anymore:



Interesting.

AKA: No one's been paying attention to me for a while, so now I have to find a new tact.

Michael

 

[Ladewig]

AKA: No one's been paying attention to me for a while, so now I have to find a new tact.

Michael

I think you mean a new tack (i.e. a specific direction or course). Tact means a keen sense of what to do or say in order to maintain good relations with others or avoid offense. There is, as yet, no evidence Monsieur Sheen has acquired that trait.

 

[coalesce]

I think you mean a new tack (i.e. a specific direction or course). Tact means a keen sense of what to do or say in order to maintain good relations with others or avoid offense. There is, as yet, no evidence Monsieur Sheen has acquired that trait.

You are, again, quite right.

Michael