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Charlie Sheen thinks Being Sober is boring.....

The thing is, even if the show ceases production entirely, Sheen will still be making money off it for years to come. Reruns of the show are in syndication, so he'll be collecting residuals checks...
 
Charlie Sheen is boring.

(PS I give up: what's the "social issue" here?)
 
I think, considering that Lorre's not exactly the most inventive writer in Hollywood, he'll probably go with auto-erotic asphyxiation.
 
I think, considering that Lorre's not exactly the most inventive writer in Hollywood, he'll probably go with auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Is it wrong that my first thought was that Hollywood could only improve if most of its writers indulged in auto-erotic asphyxiation?
 
Why do I think that his career is about to tank big time?

Are you nuts? This is his huge break into a reality show! "Being Charlie Sheen"! It'll be a glorious trainwreck of a show! All the brains of Anna Nicole, all the charm of Puck, all the self-control of Snookie, and every bit as sensible as Ozzy Osbourne!
 
Are you nuts? This is his huge break into a reality show! "Being Charlie Sheen"! It'll be a glorious trainwreck of a show! All the brains of Anna Nicole, all the charm of Puck, all the self-control of Snookie, and every bit as sensible as Ozzy Osbourne!

If they can get Randy Quaid and his wife to sign on it's a can't miss hit!
 
At every medical school in America, in every class in which the mental problems of Drug Additiion are being discussed, Denial in particular,the professor is busy getting ready to show his class Sheen's "I cured myself through will power" rant as a textbook exampile of Denial.
 
:scared: He looks like a dead man.

And...surprise,surprise... there are leaks that Sheen is going to be written out of Two and Half Men.
WOnder how long until Sheen plays the "They are after me because I Told the truth about 9/11" card.
 
Here's how I see the show moving on without Sheen:

Charlie dies in some sort of alcohol-related car crash - therefore permanently gone from the show with no way back. Also eliminates the possibility of open casket funeral.

Alan inherits the house and money as Charlie has no direct heir and I cannot see him leaving it to Evelyn. Judith then kicks Herb out who then moves in with Alan and Jake, creating the same show but in reverse...minus the drinking and womanizing. Berta stays on to harass and belittle the both of them.
 

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