Can't really deny that Satan sounds convincing

If I were Satan, I'd be torn.

Do I torture most of the dead for ever and ever?

Or do I not do what God wants, and throw a party for them, and introduce freedom and capitalism so they can build a big, ever-improving society, just to piss God off?


The latter would be fun, but if I were the greatest of all angels, and pissed off at God's arrogance at being "perfect", when obviously He is not, I might consider torturing most of the souls simply because that exposes, via God's inaction, God's imperfection as kind and merciful.
 
By the symbol of the creator, I swear henceforth to be
A faithful servant of his most puissant arch-angel
The Prince Lucifer
Whom the creator designated as his regent
And Lord of this world. Amen

I deny Jesus Christ, the deceiver
And I abjure the Christian faith
Holding in contempt all of it's works

As a being now possessed of a human body
In this world I swear to give my full allegiance
To it's lawful master, to worship him
Our Lord, oh Satan, and no other

In the name of Satan, the ruler of Earth
Open wide the gates of Hell and come forth from the abyss
By these names: Satan, Leviathan, Belial,
Lucifer
I will kiss the goat

I swear to give my mind, my body and soul unreservedly
To the furtherance of our Lord Satan's designs

Do what thou wilt, shall be the whole of the law

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be
World without end. Amen.


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I have seen Him there
Master of Light, Master of the night
Master of all the things that shine

Oh I believe...
I believe in all that I have seen
And I have seen the Angel Of Light
I have seen the Angel Of Light... Lucifer
I have seen Him there
Deep down where the Devils dwell
Deep down in the darkest well

I will make a second deal with the Prince Of Light
Never will break the Oath I gave that night
Shine in all your glory, shine your light on me
I have seen Him there
Deep down where the Devils dwell
Deep down in the darkest well


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Yeah there you go. Now you're getting it.

JOIN US!

 
I always wondered about the stupidity of choosing the losing side in the war between good and evil. I now realize that there is another way of looking at it.

That's funny. A friend of mine said the exact same thing to this Satanist. The conversation went more or less like this:

"So come over here. I wanna talk about this Devil thing. So you're a Satanist right?"
"Yeah"
"Oh ok... so you're on the loser's side"
"... what?..."
"Yeah because as you know, in the history of the Bible, you guys lose. Therefore, you're on the loser's side"
"........"
 
I like Aleister Crowley more. Rasputin also seems to be a very interesting guy.
 
http://thumb-4.godtube.com/e1/thumb/19/34/1_183364.jpg Heres a video of satan actually talking. Yup the ol talking snake himself Satan.
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Actually here he is.
 
Satan sounds like the American dream. Breaking out from beneath the thumb of a tyrant to be free and live by his own rules, sounds like my kind of guy!
 

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