I'm sure that energy magnates are taking an interest in this thread now, since some mysterious force, perhaps one that can be exploited, is all that is keeping the entire Internet from being sucked into this abyssal pit of clawing ignorance.
What indefatigable reserve of patience prevents you from clawing your own eyes out? Was pixymisa's temporary blindness caused by beating his head against a wall after reading some of Kumar's gibberish? Just what was Al Gore thinking when he invented an internet where such stupidity could occur (in theology, we call this the "problem of evil")?
Writhing in pain as they thrash about in their graves, Wien's law, the Planck constant and English syntax are being slowly pureed by the meat grinder of idiocy. The resulting meat product is known by the generic term "woo-spam", and I think it's one of those self-assembling microsystems that we were all told horrible stories of at night to keep us in bed.
You take one or two phrases of legitimate science out of context, they only wriggle for a bit after you sever them from the main corpus of knowledge. Next you dilute them with a magic number, as determined by you numerology chart, or parts of nonsense, you choose the flavor. Mix the rather sloppy mess you have left with obfuscating language, and then dress it with something nice (like a best-selling hard cover) so it looks presentable. Not only does it somehow get bought, people will actually start making their own!
Like all spam, it's only palatable with more than a grain of salt.
I request, humbly, to the powers of infinite patience, as well as comprehensible knowledge of physics, permission to make fun of Kumar in straightforward English, seeing as satire and Latin haven't worked.