Cambridge University to Offer Degree in Creation Science

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Cambridge University to Offer Degree in Creation Science

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[lionking]

Not bad.

Move to Humor 5....4....3....

 

[sphenisc]

Bad.

There are no grounds for moving it to Humour.

 

[lionking]

Bad.

There are no grounds for moving it to Humour.

Fair enough. I must have missed the scientific basis of the OP.

 

[madurobob]

Read first, THEN comment.

I really don't see why I should change my posting habits just 'cause you said to.

 

[Bikewer]

Pretty clever; draws you in a little before laying the satire on thick.

 

[dogjones]

It's a bit heavy Ham-ded.

 

[Mr Clingford]

I agree with the Pope.

 

[paiute]

Cambridge University to Offer Degree in Creation Science

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One suggestion:

Redefining Science

This is considered the most important course in the curriculum; Students learn how to redefine just about every scientific law, theory, and term to fit with Creationism. This class is so vital that a student must receive a grade above 90% to be able to earn their degree.

Change 90% to 110%

 

[FattyCatty]

What is Intelligent Falling?

 

[Dave Rogers]

What is Intelligent Falling?

It's the Creationist alternative theory to gravity.

Dave

 

[FattyCatty]

It's the Creationist alternative theory to gravity.

Dave

Ah. I've never heard of that. Could you please explain how they explain how it works?

 

[Dave Rogers]

Ah. I've never heard of that. Could you please explain how they explain how it works?

There's a magazine article here that explains it quite thoroughly.

Dave

 

[Cayvmann]

Go Pope! It is about time. ( I LOLed )

 

[Complexity]

I rarely read links; never, when told to.

 

[bruto]

Ah. I've never heard of that. Could you please explain how they explain how it works?

That's the beauty of religion. You never have to explain how anything works, only why it must.

 

[Dunstan]

I rarely read links; never, when told to.

You should. Here, I'll provide a few YouTube videos explaining why....

<is too lazy to look up some RickRoll links, so let's just pretend I did>

 

[FattyCatty]

There's a magazine article here that explains it quite thoroughly.

Dave

Ah. Well, I guess I was fighting back against being pushed down when I jumped to the conclusion that you were serious. Silly me for not realizing you were pulling my leg, which is the basis of my new theory of gravity.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Ah. Well, I guess I was fighting back against being pushed down when I jumped to the conclusion that you were serious. Silly me for not realizing you were pulling my leg, which is the basis of my new theory of gravity.

"There is no such thing as gravity, it's just that the Earth SUCKS!"

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

I suppose it is obvious that the story is satire.

...Students learn how to redefine just about every scientific law, theory, and term to fit with Creationism. This class is so vital that a student must receive a grade above 90% to be able to earn their degree.

The program is expected to start next year. Cambridge has announced that there is already a waiting list of about 666 applicants for the program