California Wildfire Wild Conspiracies

UPDATE!

One of the fires was oh-so-conveniently blamed on a stereotypical kid playing with matches. No word on his parental ties to Blackwater. Still no explanation of how a single match can burn hot enough to destroy almost 40k acres of forest. We're expected to believe that one kid with a match could single-handedly outwit one of the most sophisticated firefighting organizations in the world. The fires have been spreading BECAUSE of high winds! Everyone who has ever lit a match knows that they cannot stay lit in high winds.
 

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