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Buzz lightyear and the JREF Challenge

buzz lightyear said:
So what is the problem of discussing the formations on this thread Tricky ?
My cosmic ideas are directly related to the geology . Pretty hard to seperate the two . But if you know a better way to do this , tell me .
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Technically, technically, this thread is about your JREF Challenge claim, buzz lightyear.

Since you seem intentionally unable to form a string of coherent sentences regarding said claim, this thread has become your own personal freakshow.

I'd point out that "cosmic ideas" are utterly irrelevant to the Challenge - but I'm fairly sure you know that.
 
Well put it this way Gzuz .........cosmic ideas = paranormal claims .

So if Tricky and I can thrash out the physical evidence of my claim ,which is the geology , we can get on with the freak show .
 
buzz lightyear said:
Well put it this way Gzuz .........cosmic ideas = paranormal claims .

So if Tricky and I can thrash out the physical evidence of my claim ,which is the geology , we can get on with the freak show .
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Saying "cosmic ideas = paranormal claims" seems to me like saying "I still have not understood what the JREF Challenge is about".

Your claims change like the weather. (After 12 pages of this, do you expect anyone to take you seriously?)
But unlike the weather, what you call claims is so vaguely formulated (Paranormality 101) that one can read a lot into them.

Your forum behaviour says so much more than your words, buzz lightyear. You represent one of the reasons why the JREF has announced the changes to the Challenge. You have nothing substantial to contribute. Deal with it.
 
buzz lightyear said:
So what is the problem of discussing the formations on this thread Tricky ?
My cosmic ideas are directly related to the geology . Pretty hard to seperate the two . But if you know a better way to do this , tell me .
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Start a new thread stating exactly what you think those geological formations are telling you.
 
buzz lightyear said:
Well put it this way Gzuz .........cosmic ideas = paranormal claims .

So if Tricky and I can thrash out the physical evidence of my claim ,which is the geology , we can get on with the freak show .
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Let me just fix that for you, buzz.

Your post should read:

buzz lightyear said:
Well put it this way Gzuz .........cosmic ideas childish blathering = paranormal claims .

So if Tricky and I can thrash out the physical evidence of my claim ,which is the geology that the existence of rocks proves the existence of the Rainbow Serpent, the Tooth Fairy and the Alligator God, we can get on with the freak show .
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Buzz, whatever happened to Imhotep & his pals? I thought they were the way through. First the Gippos, then the Abos... which one is it, again? Or are they both in it together?

Just for clarification, eh?
buzz lightyear said:
Seems that the past is strung out behind the earth like a long tail . To access it I have to materialise in an entity who also had access to the death world , giving me a body to temorally inhabit .
The most notable of these people was an Egyptian called Imothep . Smart dude , we got along famously. I got him to organize the building the ultimate artificial accoustic vessel , the great pyramid at Cheops ....snip....

Its not rocket ships and space travel , it's future-past ,time warps , dragons ,Egyptology and warriors battling evil forces .
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Everyone else: all we can really do is accept the proof of god being that buzz only has access to the internet at really limited times. Using Melbourne time - which is where I'm pretty sure buzz is - I'd be guessing this could be an entry in buzz's diary:

Excellent, first one upstairs, opportunity to post some quick BS on the forum before the boss or supervisor get in.

Morning tea: quick post while the boss goes downstairs to chat up that hot blonde who avoids me and said I had BO.

Lunchtime: yippee! He's gone out to lunch with customers. I can sneak in and do a few posts while the supervisor's downstairs. Surf some porn, then I can sneak off to the mens to have a quick ...

Afternoon tea: DAMN! Dirty bitch has gone in to have tea with boss.

Haha! Working late, tonight! Good chance to quote that Commando comic where the troop falls into another dimension in Western Egypt.

Pray, beseech, nay demand, that buzz' boss never pays him enough to buy his own PC. Christophera x Marvel Comics ^ didgeridoo.
 
You have got me on the move ,Athiest .
One minute I'm Darko from W.A . , next minute I'm a frustrated office Johny from Melbourne .

Got to give it to you , you're a creative little bugger . But I suppose there is not much else to do in the land of the long white cloud except bang away on the old keyboard .

And the Gippos and Abbos both seem to have got the outworld venturing down pat . I think the Chinks and Mayans may also have dabbled in punching holes in the membrane between the worlds .

Dont think the Maoris ever did . They were too busy smashing each other's skulls in to get too trippy . Suppose this was good practice for the footy .
 
buzz lightyear said:
You have got me on the move ,Athiest .
One minute I'm Darko from W.A . , next minute I'm a frustrated office Johny from Melbourne .
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Yeah, mea culpa, I should have checked the times. Defintely not WA and Melbourne has a lot of heads, so I'm guessing office Johnny's the go.
buzz lightyear said:
And the Gippos and Abbos both seem to have got the outworld venturing down pat . I think the Chinks and Mayans may also have dabbled in punching holes in the membrane between the worlds .
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Chinks? In their armour?
buzz lightyear said:
Dont think the Maoris ever did . They were too busy smashing each other's skulls in to get too trippy . Suppose this was good practice for the footy .
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LMAO. I said you had a sense of humour. That is absolutely accurate!
 
Hey Tricky , I did as you suggested and started another thread .
I wasn't sure where to do this so I put it in the science , mathematics etc section , under the title " sandstone " .
 
buzz lightyear said:
Looks like it is just you and me Little 10 Toes . Too much reality for good old Tricky .
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Funny you would say reality. But I already hit the eject button for this " topic ". I might make a few visits here though.

buzz lightyear said:
Well put it this way Gzuz .........cosmic ideas = paranormal claims .

So if Tricky and I can thrash out the physical evidence of my claim ,which is the geology , we can get on with the freak show .
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Again, funny how you say freak show. And we still haven't seen physical evidence.

buzz lightyear said:
Got to give it to you , you're a creative little bugger . But I suppose there is not much else to do in the land of the long white cloud except bang away on the old keyboard .
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It's almost like you're looking in a mirror when you typed that. 3 for 3.

buzz lightyear said:
And the Gippos and Abbos both seem to have got the outworld venturing down pat . I think the Chinks and Mayans may also have dabbled in punching holes in the membrane between the worlds .
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Chinks. Wow. Racist much there Buzz?

Let me know when you've answered my original questions to you Buzz.
 
I'm curious about the buzz's gf. Wasn't she making ultimatums about buzz's internet time a while back? Where did she get to? Is she still under the bed collecting dust waiting for buzz to find a puncture repair kit?
 
Reno said:
I'm curious about the buzz's gf. Wasn't she making ultimatums about buzz's internet time a while back? Where did she get to? Is she still under the bed collecting dust waiting for buzz to find a puncture repair kit?
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She lives in an alternate reality.
 
Hey , Little 10 Toes , crowley didn't write the " Book of The Law " .
In his description of the events , he was merey the scribe . The author was " Aiwass" . This entity was a messenger of Horus .

And the " they " I was referring to ,is from Crowleys diary .
He recorded that Rose said " They're waiting for you " when telling him that the spiritual entity " Aiwass " was wanting to make contact .
 
Reno said:
I'm curious about the buzz's gf. Wasn't she making ultimatums about buzz's internet time a while back? Where did she get to? Is she still under the bed collecting dust waiting for buzz to find a puncture repair kit?
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:dl:
 
And I've just realised, thanks to Gzuz's immaculate scorekeeping that buzz's very next post will bring up his century!

Sitting in the nervous 90s, right on 99, I'm absolutely sure buzz is coming up with something very special for his hundredth post in this thread...

LET'S HEAR IT FOR BUZZZZZZZZZZZ LIGHTYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

100 not out, well played, buzz. The Don would be proud of ya!

:bigclap
 
buzz lightyear said:
So far I have been using this " Book of The Law " as an operators manual for outworld adventures and it has proved to be spot on . So the thought that I organised its production is very appealing .
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buzz lightyear said:
Hey , Little 10 Toes , crowley didn't write the " Book of The Law " .
In his description of the events , he was merey the scribe . The author was " Aiwass" . This entity was a messenger of Horus .

And the " they " I was referring to ,is from Crowleys diary .
He recorded that Rose said " They're waiting for you " when telling him that the spiritual entity " Aiwass " was wanting to make contact .
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I, in no way, think that you wrote the book due mainly that I haven't read it. However I would like to find out why you think you organized its production.
 
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