I wonder if he'll again return post suspension and act as if nothing happened. How many times can someone be suspended?
I think Interesting Ian holds the record. He was the only one who had the dicipline to keep under control until his probation was over (which I think is three months). And he had the good sense to tone it down once he was warned. I think they finally had to say, "next time, Ian, you're gone no matter how long it has been."
I don't think there is a specific rule for the number of suspensions.
But CM will never make it anywhere near that far, I predict. And you know, it's kind of a shame, because when he's sober, he can be an okay guy. He's one of the few "frequent ranters" who has the courtesy to apologize after a bender. He even admits from time to time that he could be wrong. However, unlike some of our ubertrolls, he is not the least bit interesting when he is on the rampage. He's just disgusting.
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(To the tune of "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria", from The Sound of Music, of course)
How do you solve a problem like Canadian?
How do you take a troll and make him nice?
How do you say a thing to say to aid him?
"Stop messing with Sling,
Or your career here's
On ice"?
How do you find a way to reach Canadian?
How do you get him not to post while drunk?
And how do you make him learn
It's him that his flaming burns?
How do you ask him not to be a skunk?
Oh, how do stop the ranting of Canadian?
Maybe we'll have him handcuffed to DeBunk.