Mojo
Mostly harmless
For our next "up yours, forrins" number, we should invent our very own numeral system to replace this foreign rubbish we're using.
Maybe make it base18, too, to celebrate our sovereignty and freedom from the EU's decimal hegemony.
Or maybe we should use different systems according to what we’re measuring. Say base 12 for lengths, base 16 for mass.
Or even use different bases for different places, so for length we could use base 12, then base 3, then base 22, then base 10, then base 8, then maybe base 3 again.