Breaking News! 9/11 Mastermind confesses

[Lisa Simpson]

I merged the two threads together.

Replying to this modbox in thread will be off topic  Posted By: Lisa Simpson

 

[Horatius]

I'm sure they are all writting up their resignation blogs now, Yeah Right!

There are none so deluded as those that will not see, except a CT.

LCF reacts.

You don't really need to read it, you can probably predict what they all have to say.

 

[Alareth]

ToSeeked

A frequenter of the bautforums I take it?

 

[WildCat]

LCF reacts.

You don't really need to read it, you can probably predict what they all have to say.

Yes, thay're all claiming he was tortured into confessing. But wasn't KSM in the video found in Afghanistan soon after the war began, the one where OBL talks about how the towers fell down?

 

[PhantomWolf]

A frequenter of the bautforums I take it?

I wear my BAUT Namebadge with pride.

 

[A W Smith]

Oh My God! They tusseled his hair to torture it out of him

Tussle Tussle [/jim Norton]

Look how miserable he looks. They must have beaten the crap out of him. And this photo is from 2003.

BEFORE:
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AFTER:
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[Oliver]

Oliver, you have greater faith in humanity than I do, that's for sure.

Nonsense, i live in germany and many people here never closed 9/11
in their minds - even if they did not think about it in the last years.

A message like this confession will close many unanswered questions.
I don't know about america, but in non-american countries this will be
the case.

It's a natural, psychological effect and probably destroys Dylans
plans to catch non-american attention into a solved case/outdated
movie. So i guess it's one point for us as long he wasn't tortured...

 

[skepticalcriticalguy]

I thought Bin Laden did it.

 

[PhantomWolf]

Do I win the $mill? (see my post in #3)

 

[WildCat]

I thought Bin Laden did it.

Obviously you don't make any effort to understand the events happening in the world, do you?

 

[Oliver]

I thought Bin Laden did it.

No kidding here? OB was the executer, Mohammed the planner.

 

[Trigood]

So that's it, right? The conspiracy theorists will admit they were wrong and refocus their <cough>investigations<cough> on more pressing matters, such as the moon landing, right? Surely no conspiracy theorist will claim that Mohammed was coerced, pay-rolled or is a fake, not without sufficient evidence, right? That's not how the conspiracy theorists operate, right? Certainly they will not fabricate several, and sometimes competing, unsubstantiated reasons why Mohammed did not actually confess, right? They will not dismiss his confession, outright and preemptively, using these unsubstantiated theories, all the while condemning the 9/11 Commission report for the very same, right? They'll be happy the matter is put to rest even though it invalidates their last three years of existence and makes them look none too bright, right?

Right?

Of course! They will all go tend their morrell gardens.... or pick at their navel lint... or do whatever it was they were doing before they dashed their productive lives to smithereens as 9/11 CTers....

Morrell eaters and the navel inspectors (NPI*) of the world, rejoice!

(*No Pun Intended.)

....

Oops, I forgot. They don't care about evidence. Oh well! Languish, morrells! Languish, navel lint!

 

[WildCat]

I thought Bin Laden did it.

Here's a story from 2003:

"Khalid Shaikh Mohammed -- the brain -- is the al Qaeda mastermind of the September 11th attacks and Osama bin Laden's senior terrorist attack planner," Ashcroft said.

So skepticalcriticalguy, how have you not been aware of this after 3 years? And it's been known for much longer than that that he was the mastermind. How have you not discovered this doing all that super-terrific troofer research you do?

 

[WildCat]

Oh dear, how are the troofers going to say the confession was the result of torture when he bragged about it to al Jazeera 6 months before his capture?

In the second part of a documentary aired by the Arabic television news network Al-Jazeera, two al Qaeda terrorists wanted by the United States give an account of their planning of the September 11 attacks and describe the actions of some of the main hijackers in their final days.

The documentary contains accounts and quotes attributed to Ramzi Binalshibh, described in the documentary as the "coordinator of the September 11 operation," and Khalid Shaikh Mohammad, a Kuwaiti who is on the United States' "most wanted" terrorist list and is believed by authorities to be one of the primary planners.

 

[skepticalcriticalguy]

Here's a :


So skepticalcriticalguy, how have you not been aware of this after 3 years? And it's been known for much longer than that that he was the mastermind. How have you not discovered this doing all that super-terrific troofer research you do?

The Teevee just told me he plotted it, "from A to Z." So what did Bin Bin do then?

 

[volatile]

:

The Teevee just told me he plotted it, "from A to Z." So what did Bin Bin do then?

Decided he wanted it to happen, and paid (or at least raised the funding) for it...

Have you ever had a job, SCG? You do understand how organisational bureaucracy works, right?

 

[WildCat]

Have you ever had a job, SCG?

You're talking to a troofer remember!

 

[A W Smith]

:


So skepticalcriticalguy, how have you not been aware of this after 3 years? And it's been known for much longer than that that he was the mastermind. How have you not discovered this doing all that super-terrific troofer research you do?

The Teevee just told me he plotted it, "from A to Z." So what did Bin Bin do then?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[Hutch]

ToSeeked

Just to repeat something I posted back in 2005, for anyone not understanding the above (updated Forum name):

BAUT=Bad Astronomy Universe Today Forum

ToSeeked=The BAUT has a poster, ToSeek, that is well-known for getting a thread started on a topic 5 minutes before yours on the same topic. Hence when someone beats you to a topic on the BAUT, you have been "ToSeeked"

that is all.

 

[Brainster]

It was the fat Sheikh Mohammed! And anyway, the BBC has a video of him wiping his butt with his left hand, when everybody knows he's right-handed!