Bohemian Grove/Dark Secrets

Harry Shearer is a member of Bohemian Grove.

I believe he also played in a band once...the name of which escapes me ;)

Harry Shearer, among other things, is the voice of Montgomery Burns (and Smithers)


ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!
 
One of the videos AJ had dealing with the grove was a pathetic attempt to dehumanize the attendance. He actually stated in the video, as proof that these guys are devil worshipers, that the women who worked there were sexually harassed by the guests.

First thought that came by was "Did Alex Jones ever drank at a bar?"

So according to Alex Jones, when I am drunk and hit on a waitress, I'm a devil worshiper.
 
Cripes! You mean these Moloch owls I've gotten from the NWO store aren't legit?



No, they aren't! The stinking NWO Merch deptartment is just trying to cynically cash in on all the publicity that AJ has given them!

It's all a conspiracy, I tell you!
 
a hillarious image of an Alex Jones Bobblehead Doll has just entered my mind and will not leave...lol

TAM:)
 
I am afraid your source is incorrect. Again, owls were never associated with Molech before Alex Jones.

Big Owl doesn't really care what name you give him, just so long as you OBEY oh puny mortal.

And I got that straight from the horses mouth.:D
 
Big Owl doesn't really care what name you give him, just so long as you OBEY oh puny mortal.

And I got that straight from the horses mouth.:D
Now I'm all confused. Is it a Big Owl, a Horse or Gravy? I'm going around bowing down to everything now just to be safe!

My wife thinks it's kinda cute.
 
Now I'm all confused. Is it a Big Owl, a Horse or Gravy? I'm going around bowing down to everything now just to be safe!

My wife thinks it's kinda cute.



He's sort of like a Transformer - More than meets the eye!
 
I wholeheartedly agree with the general consensus of opinion about Alex Jones, his bulging eyes, constantly-waving arms and penchant for yelling sensationalist, ill-informed bunkum into loud-hailers at anyone who wants to listen (or doesn't for that matter). This is another good example of the way that a perfectly interesting topic can be stigmatised when a conspiracy fruit-loop gets hold of it, tainting a subject that is worthy of some investigation. I refer to the revelation that, when viewed from above, the Senate building sits in the belly of an owl.

As you quite rightly point out, one can see almost any shape in anything should one be looking for it. The footpaths around the Senate building could indeed be a fat chick in a bikini, or someone bending over exposing a round cartoon-esque pair of buttocks. It looks more like an owl though, to be fair. Now I have heard most of the different theories relating to Illuminati owl symbolism and it is cited as representing any one of four or five different deities. The owl around the Senate is guaranteed to draw a few oooh's and aaaah's out of your pals when you're hanging out, downloading cool stuff from the net over a few beers. However, looking a little further into the subject of viewing Washington D.C. from the air, our chick-in-a-bikini-cartoon-buttocks-owl hybrid certainly isn't an isolated case of someone's attempts to create shapes on the ground.

Upon initially hearing claims of a secret occult geometry my conspiracy warning beeper went off and I opened Google Earth oozing my usual skepticism. I was positive there wouldn't be anything worth seeing. Or even if there was, it would be very dubious and fall into the could-be-anything-if-you-squint-your-eyes category. Also, I'm sure it's possible to form pretty much any shape you like using the street plan of a city, so I wasn't preparing to be impressed.

What I did see was certainly intriguing. The peculiarity of the Washington D.C. street plan is the diagonal roads that criss-cross the CBD. Having looked at some old maps, these are the roads that were in the original design, built onto the green-field site when the city was created. These diagonal roads create triangles and by default, other shapes too - there are obvious pentagrams, hexagons, six-pointed stars (aka Stars of David) and more exotic shapes to boot, none of which crop up in the street plans of other cities. There is also quite blatantly a pyramid which our friend - the owl - sits atop of.

I then discovered there is a book in which one man has researched all of this strange D.C. geometry. It is called 'The Secret Architecture Of Our Nation's Capitol: The Masons And The Building Of Washington, D.C.' , its author one David Ovason. The book elaborates on this whole subject to the tune of 500 pages and makes for an interesting and intriguing read. Even if you don't believe in the Occult (which I don't) the book supplies a convincing case to show that the city planners of Washington D.C. certainly did.
 
Even if the landscape geometry was designed purposefully in such patterns, it could simply be an animal lover city planner.

Excuse me while I go find a field to make a crop circle in.

TAM:)
 
Even if the landscape geometry was designed purposefully in such patterns, it could simply be an animal lover city planner.

Excuse me while I go find a field to make a crop circle in.

TAM:)

No, the intentional designs are based around the zodiac, the city planners apparently found some spiritual significance in the imagery of astrology.

They may also have been animal lovers, a lot of people are. I am. Are you?

Oooh, crop circles! Sounds exciting. What kind of shapes are you going to make?
 
There is much Masonic symbolism to be found in Washington DC, and some of it indeed is not apparent at merely a glance; however, this symbolism is not so esoteric as to be manifested in things like street plans. Sure, the streets are laid out in all kinds of neat designs and such - but things like six-sided stars and pentagrams are not Masonic symbols. Neither are owls or pyramids (I feel compelled to point out here that it's kind of intellectually dishonest to call a two-dimensional triangle, such as that in a street plan, a "pyramid", because it's not a pyramid, it's a triangle. But I digress).

Masonic symbolism in Washington DC is a bit more blatant than that. For instance, a stroll through the central hall in the Capitol building will bring to your notice several large paintings. Some of these paintings have smallish Masonic symbols in them - not so much "hidden" as merely inconspicuous compared to the rest of the painting's subject matter - things like trowels, levels, and squares (the tool, not the geometric shape).

There exists in Washington DC, I forget exactly where, a certain decorative covered well with a sculpture of a bird atop a square roof (I believe it's a pelican or stork, something like this). This is my favorite example of "hidden", yet blatantly unmistakable Masonic symbolism. There's nothing explicitly Masonic about the bird or the well itself, or even the form of the well. However, carved around the edges of the roof, are certain words - Faith, Hope, and Charity. Directly facing the side with the word "Charity", but across the street and some distance away, stands a small monument dedicated to something else entirely; however, on the front of this monument can be found the phrase "The Greatest of These is Charity". These words and phrases are taken directly from Masonic ritual, and cannot be interpreted as anything other than an explicit Masonic reference. Any Mason who actually caught these references would grin at the inside joke. As it stands, most people (necessarily including many Masons) just walk by these two minor monuments, paying them no attention, and never seeing the references.

But here's the problem. Squares, compasses, and levels are not sinister enough. Words like "Faith", "Hope", and "Charity" represent good notions, things that anti-Masonic folks would rather not explicitly associate with Masonry, despite their being lifted directly from Masonic ritual. If one truly wanted to indicate "hidden Masonic symbolism" in Washington DC, one could point to these references with complete confidence, yet they are ignored by conspiracy theorists in favor of vague and ambiguous symbolism, like streets arranged in star shapes. As mentioned before, six- and five-sided stars are not expressedly Masonic in nature. However, they are connected with Jews and Satanism, respectively - things which the conspiracy theorists have decided are linked with Freemasonry. Thus, in their mind, these symbols become "explicitly Masonic" references, and the street-plan of Washington DC becomes some diabolical Masonic plot. I am unsure what the conspiracy theorists think Freemasonry hoped to achieve through this sneaky design (as a rule, Masons have in the past been almost unilaterally Humanist/Enlightenment-types who simply did not believe in magic or hold superstitions tendencies), but there it is.
 
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There is much Masonic symbolism to be found in Washington DC, and some of it indeed is not apparent at merely a glance; however, this symbolism is not so esoteric as to be manifested in things like street plans. Sure, the streets are laid out in all kinds of neat designs and such - but things like six-sided stars and pentagrams are not Masonic symbols. Neither are owls or pyramids (I feel compelled to point out here that it's kind of intellectually dishonest to call a two-dimensional triangle, such as that in a street plan, a "pyramid", because it's not a pyramid, it's a triangle. But I digress).

Masonic symbolism in Washington DC is a bit more blatant than that. For instance, a stroll through the central hall in the Capitol building will bring to your notice several large paintings. Some of these paintings have smallish Masonic symbols in them - not so much "hidden" as merely inconspicuous compared to the rest of the painting's subject matter - things like trowels, levels, and squares (the tool, not the geometric shape).

There exists in Washington DC, I forget exactly where, a certain decorative covered well with a sculpture of a bird atop a square roof (I believe it's a pelican or stork, something like this). This is my favorite example of "hidden", yet blatantly unmistakable Masonic symbolism. There's nothing explicitly Masonic about the bird or the well itself, or even the form of the well. However, carved around the edges of the roof, are certain words - Faith, Hope, and Charity. Directly facing the side with the word "Charity", but across the street and some distance away, stands a small monument dedicated to something else entirely; however, on the front of this monument can be found the phrase "The Greatest of These is Charity". These words and phrases are taken directly from Masonic ritual, and cannot be interpreted as anything other than an explicit Masonic reference. Any Mason who actually caught these references would grin at the inside joke. As it stands, most people (necessarily including many Masons) just walk by these two minor monuments, paying them no attention, and never seeing the references.

But here's the problem. Squares, compasses, and levels are not sinister enough. Words like "Faith", "Hope", and "Charity" represent good notions, things that anti-Masonic folks would rather not explicitly associate with Masonry, despite their being lifted directly from Masonic ritual. If one truly wanted to indicate "hidden Masonic symbolism" in Washington DC, one could point to these references with complete confidence, yet they are ignored by conspiracy theorists in favor of vague and ambiguous symbolism, like streets arranged in star shapes. As mentioned before, six- and five-sided stars are not expressedly Masonic in nature. However, they are connected with Jews and Satanism, respectively - things which the conspiracy theorists have decided are linked with Freemasonry. Thus, in their mind, these symbols become "explicitly Masonic" references, and the street-plan of Washington DC becomes some diabolical Masonic plot. I am unsure what the conspiracy theorists think Freemasonry hoped to achieve through this sneaky design (as a rule, Masons have in the past been almost unilaterally Humanist/Enlightenment-types who simply did not believe in magic or hold superstitions tendencies), but there it is.

That's really interesting, thanks for your input. You are quite right too - referring to a triangle on the street-plan as a pyramid is certainly inaccurate. Just for the record I wasn't attempting to mislead anyone, I realise that I have probably been influenced by the general thrust of the some of the sources from which I learned the information, so thanks for pointing that out.

With regard to the sources of my information, it is such a shame, as you correctly say, that they want to imply that there is some kind of sinister, esoteric nature to the architecture of Washington DC. This is the problem with conspiracy theories, highlighted nicely by the example of your 'decorative well', cases that don't illustrate the dark agenda the author wants to portray don't get represented. Shameless bias.

Anyway, I was motivated to point out that there were shapes on the ground in DC because the general consensus in this thread was to ridicule such a preposterous idea. I simply wished to highlight that the owl around the Senate is not as stupid as it sounds because the Masons did have some kind of design scheme in mind when building the city. As far as the rest of their activities are concerned, I'm afraid I can't offer any insights, save the usual trot about belief in the Occult, weird Satanic rituals and dastardly plots to rule the planet and enslave mankind for eternity.... MOOOHAHAHAHAAAA
 
I simply wished to highlight that the owl around the Senate is not as stupid as it sounds because the Masons did have some kind of design scheme in mind when building the city.




I think part of the problem is, people these days don't have the same sense of style, when it comes to planning things like cities, that they used to have. The guys who laid out DC knew they were building for posterity, and wanted it to be an unusual and interesting place.

It reminds me of the design of the lock controls for the Panama Canal. The control board is a scale model of the locks, made of brass and glass, and is not only functional, but beautiful as well. See a photo at:

http://www.pbase.com/jbearcat/image/14015400

and an explanation of their function at:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panama_Canal_Locks#Controls


The guys who built these things knew they would be in use for hundreds of years. They knew they were building parts of an Empire. We've lost that sense, in a lot of ways.
 
I think part of the problem is, people these days don't have the same sense of style, when it comes to planning things like cities, that they used to have. The guys who laid out DC knew they were building for posterity, and wanted it to be an unusual and interesting place.

It reminds me of the design of the lock controls for the Panama Canal. The control board is a scale model of the locks, made of brass and glass, and is not only functional, but beautiful as well. See a photo at:

http://www.pbase.com/jbearcat/image/14015400

and an explanation of their function at:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panama_Canal_Locks#Controls


The guys who built these things knew they would be in use for hundreds of years. They knew they were building parts of an Empire. We've lost that sense, in a lot of ways.


Ohh, superb.

You're so right too. To borrow one of my Grandpa's favourite phrases - they don't make 'em like they used to.
 

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