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Bohemian Grove/Dark Secrets

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A while ago on a different forum, I was debating one of Alex Jones avid supporters.
This poster made claims on the club of the Bohemian Grove, being;
a) A satanic club of satan-worship.
b) A gathering part of the NWO and ergo the Illuminati.
c) That their owl statue is the old god Molech, ergo Molech-worship.
d) That the ritual, "Cremation of Care" is based upon evil child-sacrifice rituals.
e) That Alex Jones video "Dark Secrets" reveal the truth about the Grove through evidence.


I asked the poster, initially, to please take of the tinfoil-hat and get serious.

The Cremation of Care is not a sacrifice of a child or anything remotely symbolic of it either. "Care" is, according to researchers of the Bohemian Grove, simply the symbology for concerns and anguish of the world.

One could indeed view it as a silly, middle-aged fraternal thingy, however, I was able to bring myself to see the video (Dark Secrets) and, well I thought it was informative to the extent that it just shows how silly some of the powerful men can act. But... satanic rituals, worshipping Satan? Not really.

Bonfire rituals and the likes are very common in various fraternities, boy scout clubs etc, where you burn something through bonfire with a ritual whenever you ascend to a new level of the fraternity. This doesn't mean people are invoking Lucifer for power and world conquest.
For example, the vikings/norse, used to have them all the time in different contexts.
A campfire or a bonfire is itself the celebration of life and survival in many non-christian traditions. The greeks had them too, upon the death of someone, burning them up and sending them with a penny for the ferry-man over the river Styx, releasing the soul of the dead and helping it along it's journey to the afterlife.

Basically, I wager, every single outdoor fraternity has it's own fire ceremony and rituals. Yet it is not really anything more than a play repeated for fun, relaxation and thought to represent the struggles of man over good and evil.
For Alex Jones, there is too much that seems to be a satanic, diabolic conspiracy of the Illuminati/NWO or whatever fuzzy pet-label that fits his baseless accusations.

Jones' "Dark Secrets" only succeeds in doing a monumentally boring documentary that has no substance at all, period.
It's as if Alex Jones assumes that the audience will automatically be without any critical thought and just buy into the New World Order-theories, just because some politicans like to play dress up in gowns etc.
The whole flick is basically predicated on the idea that is it not nice for politicians to be dressing up and acting out theatrically. The "weirdness" is really the only thing Jones is able to go on, which we all knew was there, as there does not appear to be anything sinister about the ritual he tapes at all, period.
Indeed, he guesses that maybe, just maybe, the effigy is really a corpse, but he doesn't even bother to try to prove that in any way. No no no, Jones ultimately seems to think the ritual is so evil just because it has elements of pagan rites.

I wonder how he would feel about going to an ordinary catholic mass???

In the end-parts of the documentary, Alex Jones says that he did "extensive research" on the occult. Bollocks!
It sure doesn't show, since they hop onto only a handful of elements and bring them up over and over without even explaining their signifigance, history or variations etc. For example, Alex refers to the owl statue as Moloch thoughout the film, where he's not even able to pronouce the name correctly for the first half!?

Plus, the "hidden camera" footage was so poor that it was virtually impossible to see the owl that Alex continually alluded to, the final product was edited quite poorly too and at one point in the film, a dialog box was visible from the editing procedure!! Can someone say "hack!"?

Naturally, as he always is, Alex was quick to make references to the "New World Order" but failed miserably in drawing any conclusive correlations between the ritual he filmed and his claims that the Bohemian-members were attempting to rule the world.
Also, Jones refers to the ritual he filmed as illegal. Illegal??? What laws were being violated? All he managed to prove is that there is a ritual that takes place under giant owl at the Bohemian Grove. Someone call the cops!
In his typical cheesy propaganda-fashin, he ends the documentary outside the Governor's Mansion in Texas, protesting and screaming into a bullhorn. Seriously, this film speaks more about Jones lack of any journalistic integrity, lack of any education than it does to anything that goes on at the Bohemian Grove.

It's just Alex Jones who one can depend on turning anything into a satanic, world-conspiratiorial fantasy. Give him a packet of cigarretes and he'll find a devilish plot of world conquest in it.

A few recommended readings on the Bohemian Grove can be found here;
"A Relative Advantage: Sociology of the San Francisco Bohemian Club" by Peter M Phillips.

William Domhoff's quite detailed analazys and research of the Bohemian Grove;
"Social Cohesion & the Bohemian Grove: The Power Elite at Summer Camp"

Even Jon Ronson's research left, of course, a less mad-cow impression of the Grove as opposed to the king of hysteria and fallacies r us; Alex Jones. (Jones accompanied Ronson inside the Grove and shot his flick)

It's this kind of mindless, sensationalistic crap (pardon me) which sparks idiots like Richard McCaslin into action.
Read about his Rambo-styled attack on the Grove here;
"Masked man enters, attacks Bohemian Grove: 'Phantom' expected armed resistance" (San Francisco Chronicle)

To this, the poster replied with;
So they are just having a bit of fun, are they? And when they get home, they forget it all and start behaving normally again, eh? Then why did the llluminati architects who designed Capitol Hill painstakingly work to make it resemble an owl, just like the one they worship under at Bohemian Grove.

http://www.prisonplanet.com/images/january2005/010105grove7.jpg

That one shows the Capitol Hill map, but this next one is an actual aerial photo of the whole area, and as you can see, the owl is still unmistakable:

http://www.prisonplanet.com/images/january2005/010105grove10.jpg

I replied with;

First of all, who are these "illuminati" archictects?
William Thornton? Latrobe or Bulfinch? Thomas U Walter or Edward Clark?
All of them I suppose.:rolleyes:

It also looks like a pregnant women with a bikini. Or if you turn the picture upside down, it looks like someone with a large butt bending over, lol. Why not a squirrel or a conference of cellulites?

What we have here is absence of any proof of Molech-worshipping, sans proof of any owl-architectural planning, but plenty of the usual and predictable loony-assertions.

If you only look for shapes that can possibly, concievebly be likened to some owl-shaped appearence, then you will find it all over the world if you look hard enough.
Just like people find the faces of Jesus in crackers, sandwiches, pies and coffee-mugs etc. It's ridiculously poor usage of brain-power, but imaginary though.

Was the USS Sea Owl a battle ship constructed to fulfill the satanic commandments?

One of his other arguments were;
I don’t see you raging like that about people who claim that Elvis is still alive

Fine, I'm biased on what nuttery I choose to address.
 
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
 
There was a somewhat funny, not-too-great movie by Harry Shearer called "Teddy Bear's Picnic"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teddy_Bears'_Picnic_(film)


I think Bohemian Grove is all about peeing on trees, and getting drunk.
 
Harry Shearer is a member of Bohemian Grove.

I believe he also played in a band once...the name of which escapes me ;)
 
Harry Shearer is a member of Bohemian Grove.

I believe he also played in a band once...the name of which escapes me ;)

Well, he also wrote/directed the film Teddy Bears' Picnic which reportedly is a parody of the conspicaries concerning the Bohemian Grove.

Oops, I see calebprime had already noted on the above.
 
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It's as if Alex Jones assumes that the audience will automatically be without any critical thought and just buy into the New World Order-theories,

Make that, "It's as if Alex Jones assumes that his audience will automatically be without any critical thought and just buy into the New World Order-theories," and I'd say you're right. And so is he :)

The people who pay money for Alex Jones' tripe are exactly like that. They are predisposed to accept almost any level of foolishness, without ever checking any sources. How many times have we debunked some very simple claims, that the CTists could have debunked themselves, if they had done even a very basic google search? But it never occurs to them to do that, until after we smack them around a bit. It never occurs to them, even though it happens over and over and over.....
 
One aspect of AJ's storytelling I've always found interesting is his manner of always going for the most outrageous explanation of any activity. Of course, if you look into Bohemian Grove, there are some weird things going on, but most normal people look at it as a fancy party/pageant for the rich, while AJ sees devils and evil and owls and all that.

I've thought about doing an AJ-style expose of some other, more mainstream activities, just to show how you can distort almost anything to make it look sinister.



"I was witness to an annual pagan solstice ritual. Parents groomed their children for weeks for the child's central role in this perversity, telling them stories of nighttime visits by otherworldly creatures, who passed judgement on all, keeping a constant vigil and a record of everything the child did.

On the final day, the parents would dress the children in formal vestments, and then drag the children to a central location, which had been gaudily decorated with pagan symbols of death and life. The children would be forced to stand in a line leading up to a gilded throne, where an old man, dressed in ritual garments was attended by teenage gilrs attired as mythical spirits. The children would be forced to sit on this man's lap (for what I can only assume is some pedophilia-related purpose), and questioned on their behaviour. Many children were so traumatized, they would cry, scream, and struggle to escape, but the parents simply looked on, often smiling, while pictures were taken to enshrine the child's terror.

Afterwards, the children would be badgered by their parents, who would assert that the children had really enjoyed this obscenity, despite the obvious horror on the children's faces."


Or, "People took their kids to see Santa Claus. Some of the kids cried."


:)
 
One aspect of AJ's storytelling I've always found interesting is his manner of always going for the most outrageous explanation of any activity. Of course, if you look into Bohemian Grove, there are some weird things going on, but most normal people look at it as a fancy party/pageant for the rich, while AJ sees devils and evil and owls and all that.

Indeed, as I said before, how would he respond to an ordinary catholic mass? Naturally he wouldn't jolt into his characteristic hysteria over it, since we are all used to that "oddity" or what have you.
Alex, apart from 9/11 (or perhaps including?) picks subjects that very few people know all that much about, slapping his witch-hysteria a la Salem over it. He's left the Moon-Hoax thingy well enough alone though, though who knows what will come out of his verbal-vortex in the future?

He's either a conscious fraud or self-deluded nut-case who projects some short-commings in a most imaginary way.

"I was witness to an annual pagan solstice ritual. Parents groomed their children for weeks for the child's central role in this perversity, telling them stories of nighttime visits by otherworldly creatures, who passed judgement on all, keeping a constant vigil and a record of everything the child did.

On the final day, the parents would dress the children in formal vestments, and then drag the children to a central location, which had been gaudily decorated with pagan symbols of death and life. The children would be forced to stand in a line leading up to a gilded throne, where an old man, dressed in ritual garments was attended by teenage gilrs attired as mythical spirits. The children would be forced to sit on this man's lap (for what I can only assume is some pedophilia-related purpose), and questioned on their behaviour. Many children were so traumatized, they would cry, scream, and struggle to escape, but the parents simply looked on, often smiling, while pictures were taken to enshrine the child's terror.

Afterwards, the children would be badgered by their parents, who would assert that the children had really enjoyed this obscenity, despite the obvious horror on the children's faces."


Or, "People took their kids to see Santa Claus. Some of the kids cried."

Couldn't have drawn a better comparison-satire myself.

:cool:
 
If you think the things at Bohemian Grove are strange for leaders etc...

just look deeper into the activities of the Greek "scientists" and "Philosophers". Look into the Elite of the Victorian Era...Look into the Romans....

TAM:)
 
Oh, there's also that whole thing about how the pagan deity "Molech" was never symbolized as an owl, ever.
 
God hep AJ if he ever stumbles upon a UCONN Show party. It's party thrown by the theatre dept at the end of a shows run, the theme is baised on the show. If he came on the night of "The Crucible" party, or the "Midsummer Night's Dream" party. UCONN's theatre dept. would be right up there with Skull and Bones. If he came during the beer-lympics...:eye-poppi
 
Oh, there's also that whole thing about how the pagan deity "Molech" was never symbolized as an owl, ever.

Yes, Jones is strangely hung-up on this Molech-association... of which he gives zero foundation for.
Molech (or Baal) is/was more commonly depicted as a kind of Bull-God.

Alex managed to take the name of that old deity and turn into a new CT-obsession, creating a new God for his ilk; the Bull-◊◊◊◊.
 
Oh, there's also that whole thing about how the pagan deity "Molech" was never symbolized as an owl, ever.

I read somewhere that Moloch was an owl because he represented being about to see in the dark (as in knowing secrets, like a catholic priest)

Most satanists are actually humanists (or a form of humanist). Most do not belive in the concept of Satan, who in early versions of the bible, was apparently an agnomen (the title of a deity, rather than a specific individual). Most do not belive in god either.

some of their philosophy is quite interesting, allthough not particularly pleasant. most of their rituals are mockeries of the catholic equivalent (ie the black mass). The best stuff concerns the relationship between Chritianity and astronomy.

no links to any of this I´m afraid, most of it comes from the worryingly large collection of books on the Dark Arts.
 
I read somewhere that Moloch was an owl because he represented being about to see in the dark (as in knowing secrets, like a catholic priest).

I am afraid your source is incorrect. Again, owls were never associated with Molech before Alex Jones.
 
Jones is a paranoid kook with a radio show.

As outlined in the great Jon Ronson book, Jones went all commando to try to film the Bohemian Grove, wearing cammos and ducking through the woods, the author (also a JREF poster) just wore nice clothes and walked in liked he was supposed to be there.

Making money off of kooks is easy, just amp up the conspiracy aspect of it, make it sensationalistic and appeal to the fringe of the fringe, Jones knows his audience, and plays them like a fiddle.

As for Bohemian Grove, big deal, rich folk acting like frat boys, yadda yadda yadda.
 

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