By gosh, he's right! Now that I think about it, I find it extremely suspicious that I haven't seen ANY of these things in the rubble:
A Deer Park water cooler with the water bottle sitting on top, plugged in.
A complete table setting from Windows on the World.
A working computer network of any kind.
A single desk organizer with the pens not spilled all over the place.
A curtain rod–curtain–holdback–drywall screws–paint–drywall–window frame–window–fireproofing–column–spandrel–flange–cladding–truss–pan–concrete–wall–story–World Trade Center tower assembly.
Nominated.
