Bigfoot = Yeh! Or Neh!

Oh, if only PIGIs could fly!

OK, next nutjob on the line, please come forward and state your case...
 
Wow TBE - thats an amazing claim. Would you mind sharing your specific areas of expertise with us and, of course, whatever evidence you have collected?
 
Bigfoot... is a pig?

Okay, regardless of your conclusions, all you're doing is describing what you believe. Show some evidence of these conclusions please! In other words, why should I believe any of what you've just said?
 
Not to try to blast everyone in the comic section, let me go ahead and give
you the facts as I see them. Read the book below,

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I welcome some archeologist's, paleontoligist's and anthropoligist's input,
if there be some listening. And now, how is it said, "Thank You and
Goodnight"..........(hope you overlooked my spelling)
I read your post with great interest, though you lost me after "let me go ahead and give you the facts...."

Somewere in your post, did you mention if you got Bigfoot to agree to my duel challange?
 
And, I think the folks that believe they can disappear, are on the right track. I think their "Ride" and themselves, can "cloak" themselves and also, that they may have the "cremelion",sp, capability....guess this is cloaking.


You heard it here first: The manbearpig has a cloaking device. There's no word yet as to whether this is in violation of the Treaty of Algeron.







Let me make it clear, TBE, that I am not mocking you because I think your ideas are insane. I am mocking you because you present your ideas without evidence.
 
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Of course Big Foot is real. Except his name was actually Big Feets. Well, that was his nickname, but he was real! Lived right here in KC, and everything! I knew him very well, actually, since he was my dad! I have the photos to prove it, too! Anyone wanna send me a couple of thou, and I'll make up some prints for you. Really, I will!
 
Of course Big Foot is real. Except his name was actually Big Feets. Well, that was his nickname, but he was real! Lived right here in KC, and everything! I knew him very well, actually, since he was my dad! I have the photos to prove it, too! Anyone wanna send me a couple of thou, and I'll make up some prints for you. Really, I will!

Of course Big foot is real, and was considered quite a catch at one time. Bessie Smith sang about him, but some fool misprinted the label on the record. It was supposed to be "Give me a big foot and a bottle of beer."
 
And, I know this will be unbelievable to the believers and halarious to you others, but, let it be known you heard it from me.
Hilarity aside, I'll try and wade through your tome of a post.
What you see, in the films and photos are the real thing
Really? All of them? Even the confirmed hoaxes? The really obvious nonsense?
Bigfoot, as I can determine, is of the "Alein " species.
Noted, although I think an alien would be higher on the taxonomy chart than "species". In fact, unless they have DNA they aren't any kind of species until we expand the chart upward.
1. All the statues on "Easter Island" were made by the PIGI. (...) Their lying position created a scene when viewed from above, that I can interpret
From above the Moai look like the outline of the island, since they sit all around the edge of it. The biggest group sit in a quarry.
2. I think the pyramids were built by the PIGI, as I don't think any human type would have had the intelligence to accomplish this feat
Righto. We humans certainly couldn't create something so challenging as a finely tuned pile of rock. Except that we did, in several other places. And we built less finely tuned ones, check out some of the earlier pyramids.
3. I think all the structures in South America, were built by them....PIGI appearance is here, also!
China too? What about the one in Vegas? How many stones in a pile is beyond human capability? just so we know.
4. I think that the Spynx once had a short snout
I think that dipping apples in marshmallow fluff should be outlawed. You have, I assume, nothing to back this up.
5. The stones of "Stonehenge"
Sure sure. Pile of rocks = beyond human capacity. Got it.
Random quote: "No human would stack books this way"
6. Upon examining "Ayer's Rock" in Austrailia
Is there some mass of stone required here? Your pattern is shifting out of scope.
7. And, here's the one that will make disbelievers of you all
Mars and the Moon. Righto. You should make a list of every rock bigger than your max size and stamp PIGI on it. There are a lot of them, get moving.
 
Seesh, you are all soooooooooooo outdated...:rolleyes:

BOW BEFORE ME!
I ahve a picutre of TWO PIGIs during tehir mating ritaul . No pohtoshoiipng . You cnat prove tis is false, **** is teh rael dael .
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That wuold be U$ 20,000,00 .
 
Check out the news today on yahoo; interesting picture

Speaking of big-foot and related phenomena, check out yahoo news today. It appears that a hunter in Pa who was using remote photography got a picture of an interesting looking animal. He claimed he was using the remote camera to take snapshots of deer to confirm whether that spot was good for hunting. Instead, he got a picture of something that has a very ape-like appearance. The Pa wildlife authorities, however, said this sort of picture was actually more common than people might suspect. They labeled it a bear with very bad mange. I wonder how many other alleged "big foot" sightings are nothing more than malnurished bears with mange or other skin problems. Probably most of them, other than the frauds of course. I'm sure the big-foot lovers out there will be all over this one despite the explanation.
 
Does this mean we'll see a rebranding of the BRFO to the Pigfoot Field Researchers Organization?
 

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