How should anyone answer a child who is aware of the Bigfoot "question" and is simply curious about the world?
"Daddy, why isn't Bigfoot in my book about American mammals?"
Because BF hasn't been proven to exist.
"Daddy, why are there no Bigfoot footprint castings in the big museums we visit?"
Because science considers such items as hoaxes, no matter how intriguing or interesting, and particularly, no matter how little if any evidence they have to support that opinion.
"Daddy, why isn't the Skookum Cast located in a museum?"
Well, sugar plum, for the same reasons I just said. That's just the way things are.
"Daddy, where can I go to watch the whole original Patterson-Gimlin Film that you watched in a theater when you were a kid like me?"
Hey, kid, I'm not a movie distributor. We might be able to catch it on reruns of Unsolved Mysteries or something though.
"Daddy, how do we ever find out if Bigfoot is real, so that the grown-ups will stop argiung with each other?"
Well, first of all, all those crybabies, -- who are mostly woos, dear one -- have to get over their hypocritical mantra of a "No Kill" policy. Then fish and game and wildlife people, game wardens and forest rangers, hunters, fisherman, campers, hikers, -- anyone who goes out into the rural areas and the wilderness, needs to be armed with super duper massive guns that KILL a big huge ol' thing like Bigfoot. Because, my little tyke, only a dead BF will answer the question.
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And, honey, you do know that just because a big huge furry unknown creature that we'd call a Bigfoot doesn't mean it exists, right? I mean, since we don't know what a BF is, how could we know it when we find it? See how it makes sense now?
"Daddy, do you think that Bigfoot is real, or what?"
Skeptic who posts on JREF: "No, I don't, and you should be ashamed for asking such a question! There's no proof, no solid evidence, and didn't I teach you better than that?! Now go write 100 times "There is no such thing as Bigfoot." And re-read the book I gave you for your birthday: "A Young Person's Guide to Critical Thinking: Or, How To Not Think Like a Woo."
Non-skeptic who rarely, if ever, posts on JREF: "Well, I think it does, but of course, I've never seen one. But I know a
lot of people who have. There's no proof, yet, but ...I think it does."
Follow-up: if JREF groupies and CSICOP get their way, this last respone would be considered child abuse and I'd be taken to jail, and my kid put in foster care.