Laying it on thick? Nice try. Dude, it's as simple as this:
"Whoa, what a stinker! Man, did I pull a rabbit out of my butt. Yeah, that thing I told you was Patterson's thumb... heh heh... turns out it's kinda a tree. This guy mangler at the JREF pointed it out for me. Man do I feel silly. Disregard the whole thumb thing. My bad."
Yeah, that's a start. What you realy should do is have a little think about the other rabbits you're pulling out. Instead what you do is get your stinker removed without explanation. What you're doing is Sweaty-style shuckin' n' jivin'. You make these really boffo claims and don't take responsibility for them. You are a bigfoot BS perpetuator. 'Yeah, I, I, I read it somewhere. I'm just the messenger.'
Dude, your words (bolding mine):
It's there, no doubt about it? Your observation is skewed, man. It's messed, faulty, out of order. You call pareidolia play 'research'. You see a piece of dead wood and call it the mysterious footprint of another bigfoot. Dude, it's a piece of dead wood. Snap out of the fantasy.We've all gotten our information screwed up. When we do there's not one of us here that doesn't say 'man, I messed up'. This isn't 'oops, bad source' it's your screwy observations and the poorly thought, hastey claims. Think about it. I'm not trying to tear your head off, I'm trying to get you to put it back on.