Bigfoot: The Invisible Variety

[DrewD]

Locknar, Why would I want to take something to the media? Answer that.
The media does not want to hear the Bigfoot are real. They only want to hear that Bigfoot is a hoax. So they are predisposed to calling you either a liar, or attacking your credibility. I take people out into the forest, from time to time and usually when we are out camping for some other purpose, and find reasonable audio proof that there is something intelligent out there on two feet, that science and society is not telling us about.

Could you please explain why sound is still heard in this dimension???

 

[historian]

Hummm.....I see. So when was this event? Where was it held? Who else was there?

So to paraphrase, you held some event and when folks could not "see" your invisible friend, they left?

August 29, 2007 is the internet article date. August 25th was the night of the exhibition. All names are listed in the article. The article tells exactly where it was held. Of course, it could have been held in virtually any forest, because bigfoot exist in most forests around these parts.

Nobody left because they could not see a bigfoot. Two left early because their dog was freaking out and they were getting tired. Only four were there to begin with. Nice try on twisting the story around though.

 

[arthwollipot]

Why was the dog freaking out? Was it reacting to the presence of the bigfoot in the twice-removed dimension? Or was there some other reason. Gnomes, maybe?

 

[historian]

How exactly did you determine it was "in a dimension twice removed from ours"?

Do you have a Star Trek tricorder?

RayG

Ray, The audio characteristics of the bigfoot, define for me the dimension that I have concluded that they exist in at any particular time. You of course, can use whatever terminology that you wish, once you get some time in the saddle. In the dimension twice removed from ours, they can walk through trees, and walk through thick brush, without any audio perceivable impediment. A very light footstep noise can be heard, of not much more than about one pound pressure per foot. In this dimension, they are very nearly weightless since the higher dimensions have less and less connection to our gravity. They can see and hear us in this dimension. They most likely cannot howl or break large branches, in this dimension. We can sense an electromagnetic presence from up to about 30 yards or so, when they are in this dimension.

 

[Locknar]

August 29, 2007 is the internet article date. August 25th was the night of the exhibition. All names are listed in the article. The article tells exactly where it was held. Of course, it could have been held in virtually any forest, because bigfoot exist in most forests around these parts.

Nobody left because they could not see a bigfoot. Two left early because their dog was freaking out and they were getting tired. Only four were there to begin with. Nice try on twisting the story around though.

Who's twisting anything; I was paraphrasing what you said not the article.

In reading this thread, you've said Bigfoot is intelligent....so why would they come here to eat mushrooms and corn? For that matter, why would invisible creatures need to break cameras with sticks?

 

[DrewD]

So 50% of the people left.

In other words half of everyone left.

Or one could say that only half remained.

Or better yet, only 1/2 of the people had enough brains to leave this crazyfest when they heard you say:

Bigfoot is right over there. Only you can't see him. See look right over there. 300 yards south by southeast. Right next to that log. You not being able to see him/her/hermie is yet more proof that he/she/hermie is there.

 

[historian]

Could you please explain why sound is still heard in this dimension???

Sound is heard in our dimension because sound travels between dimensions. While the bigfoot are in dimensions once and twice removed from ours, they step on twigs, branches etc., that are in our dimension. Light does not appear to travel from higher dimensions to lower dimensions, as far as I can tell.

 

[historian]

Why was the dog freaking out? Was it reacting to the presence of the bigfoot in the twice-removed dimension? Or was there some other reason. Gnomes, maybe?

Yep, according to them, there dog gets hyper when bigfoot are around.

 

[arthwollipot]

Does the dog ever get hyper when bigfoot is not around?

I ask because I have a dog which periodically goes hyper. I want to be sure that it's just because she is young and is being wound up by my other dog, and not because of some extradimensional presence. Because that wouldn't be a bigfoot, it'd be a yowie.

 

[historian]

Who's twisting anything; I was paraphrasing what you said not the article.

In reading this thread, you've said Bigfoot is intelligent....so why would they come here to eat mushrooms and corn? For that matter, why would invisible creatures need to break cameras with sticks?

Bigfoot does not like to be recorded. Possibly if they are, more people will follow to trash the area like the patterson-gimlin sight. Or the NSA will make a mid week day trip and trash the place as well. They likely have all sorts of little toys to drive the bigfoot away. NSA even has super moles that have risen to positions of authority in bigfoot research. Their job remains to locate, intercept and either destroy or call in the NSA to destroy BIGFOOT EVIDENCE. Portable / van mounted microwave emitters are their weapon of choice. Much easier than breaking and entering, and the crime can't be connected back to them.

 

[historian]

So 50% of the people left.

In other words half of everyone left.

Or one could say that only half remained.

Or better yet, only 1/2 of the people had enough brains to leave this crazyfest when they heard you say:

Bigfoot is right over there. Only you can't see him. See look right over there. 300 yards south by southeast. Right next to that log. You not being able to see him/her/hermie is yet more proof that he/she/hermie is there.

Actually, I never said a bigfoot was right over there, which was only about 20 yards away. I didn't hear it. All of the others heard it. I only sensed it's electromagnetic presence. They described to me what they heard. The sounds are so light that they are easily absorbed by other persons clothing that are nearby.

 

[Normal Dude]

Why is the NSA involved with Bigfoot?

I have another question about the gnomes and little people. Do they steal things? Like underpants, pens, socks? Because dangit mine is disappearing all the time. And do they, ..., the underpants for a profit? They move my keys also.

 

[historian]

Does the dog ever get hyper when bigfoot is not around?

I ask because I have a dog which periodically goes hyper. I want to be sure that it's just because she is young and is being wound up by my other dog, and not because of some extradimensional presence. Because that wouldn't be a bigfoot, it'd be a yowie.

I should say upon rethinking what happened, their dog started shivering and squirming, since it is a small dog and they carry it. So look for fear in the dog.

 

[historian]

Why is the NSA involved with Bigfoot?

I have another question about the gnomes and little people. Do they steal things? Like underpants, pens, socks? Because dangit mine is disappearing all the time. And do they, ..., the underpants for a profit? They move my keys also.

NSA fulfills the directive of the US government, which is to keep Bigfoot a secret, by whatever means necessary.

Interdimensional people can grab something in our dimension, and make it disappear. Bigfoot can stand one on each side of you, and make you disappear supposedly. I haven't tried it.

 

[Normal Dude]

NSA fulfills the directive of the US government, which is to keep Bigfoot a secret, by whatever means necessary.

Interdimensional people can grab something in our dimension, and make it disappear. Bigfoot can stand one on each side of you, and make you disappear supposedly. I haven't tried it.

Why the NSA? How do you know this?

So they disappear into the other dimension. So using Bigfoots help, we can travel into another dimension?

I would still like to know why the gnomes grab my underpants. They must be gaining something for it, profit if you will. All I know is that: 1: They steal my underpants. 2: ... I don't know. 3: They profit somehow!

I just don't get it! :: Drinks more coffee::

 

[arthwollipot]

I should say upon rethinking what happened, their dog started shivering and squirming, since it is a small dog and they carry it. So look for fear in the dog.

Ah, I see. And you're sure the dog didn't just want to be put down so he/she could go and have a wee?

 

[madurobob]

Bigfoot does not like to be recorded. Possibly if they are, more people will follow to trash the area like the patterson-gimlin sight. Or the NSA will make a mid week day trip and trash the place as well. They likely have all sorts of little toys to drive the bigfoot away. NSA even has super moles that have risen to positions of authority in bigfoot research. Their job remains to locate, intercept and either destroy or call in the NSA to destroy BIGFOOT EVIDENCE. Portable / van mounted microwave emitters are their weapon of choice. Much easier than breaking and entering, and the crime can't be connected back to them.

I'm beginning to think these bigfoots are big [rule 10] weenies. I mean, there are millions of them across the globe, they can phase in and out of our "dimension", can walk through solid matter (except for sticks in the forest, which they step on a break), and have moles in the NSA. Yet, they're afraid to show themselves because we might trash their favorite parts of the forest?

[Rule 10] weenies. If I were bigfoot I'd take over Fox "news" and tell the country they better stay home from now on, cuz the next people to walk in my woods.. won't be walkin back out.

Bigfoots got no game. I could totally kick any bigfoot butt, invisible or not.

[Rule 10] weenies.

 

[RayG]

NSA fulfills the directive of the US government, which is to keep Bigfoot a secret, by whatever means necessary..

And you know this because...? What connection do you have with NSA? Have you ever worked for NSA? Worked with another organization that works with NSA? Which branch of NSA kept bigfoot secrets? I'd love to know, because I had contact hundreds of times with NSA (mid 70's - mid 80's), and never once did I see or hear any mention of bigfoot.

RayG

 

[TjW]

And you know this because...? What connection do you have with NSA? Have you ever worked for NSA? Worked with another organization that works with NSA? Which branch of NSA kept bigfoot secrets? I'd love to know, because I had contact hundreds of times with NSA (mid 70's - mid 80's), and never once did I see or hear any mention of bigfoot.

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RayG

See? That's how good they are.

 

[TjW]

Oh come on, guys. Can't you tell that I was just taking the pease?

BTW Historian, "taking the pease" is an Australian slang term, so you might not be familiar with it. I guess the equivalent American phrase would be "stealing your thunder". You know that old nursery rhyme "pease pudding hot, pease pudding cold, pease pudding in the pot nine days old"? Well, when the yowie comes in and steals your pease pudding pot on the eighth day, that's "taking the pease". They do it so that you won't have anything to eat and crow about to your mates - hence, "stealing your thunder".

They're not only mean, they're malicious as well. And they're smart enough to understand what it means to an Aussie bloke to be able to crow about his pease to his mates. You might have heard about our famous "peasing contests"?

Arthwollipot, you seem to be well up on yowies. Could you tell me what their position is on pease porridge hot?

Also, if there is only one victim with pease pudding, but many yowies, how do they handle that? Do they line up? That is to say, are they minding their pease in queues?