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Bigfoot: The Invisible Variety

I bought a sound blasting system today for 35 bucks at the dollor store . Its a home entertainment system with 5 speakers and a sub woofer . Ive got it hooked up to my radio right now and its the best sound Ive ever heard . its going on the boat so they will hear me for a long ways with the help of sound carrieing over the water .I will be runing it with an inverter it will not take much power becouse I am just runing the speakers with the inverter off 2 deep cells . give them a chance to get close to you by them thinking they are maskeing there miovements and you will have them .
 
madurobob said:
Hah - yer funny! I don't need google, old man, I have two cases right here at JREF (and a 3rd developing)! So, you and creek peddling your wares aren't enough for you? How 'bout this from your good buddy - one of the first hits I get on google and a blatant attempt to cash in on bigfoot:
http://www.beckjord.com/bigfoot/

Or how 'bout the dozens of conferences designed to lighten the wallets of attendees and line those of the organizers? Or, do you think this is purely a cost-recovery exercise? How about the DVDs they sell and the auctions of "memorabilia"?

BTW - I never said people sell stuff "on" google. I said I get the hits "via" google. But, I'm sure bigfoot google ads are on the way.

I have no problem with you wanting to sell stuff - I'm as capitalist as the next guy. But I do have a problem with your offering a product with no instructions and no proven efficacy. I wonder if you could be sued for fraud? How many of these systems have you sold?
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But where are the secrets. I don't see no stinkin secrets. You specifically stated secrets and now, incredulously, you failed to produce any secrets whatsoever. I smell another FRAUDULENT poster. Peeeeeyouuuuu!
 
Creekfreak said:
Hist we need to talk in private I have some evidence you may be intrested in .
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Private? Are you kidding me? NSA has all my phone lines tapped, and my email. Of course to accomplish that required the expenditure of money. A deed that is prohibited by Federal Law. But the NSA isn't going to let a little old thing like Federal Law stop them. So, unless you can write letters, there is no talking in private. You can email me at [email protected] And then I will let you know what mailing address, you can send letters to.
 
Apology said:
Holy ****!!!! That's a lot of cash to pay for a weatherproof stereo system and a couple of recordings. What's to stop people from downloading someone else's Bigfoot call recordings off the web and making their own "Bigfoot Calling System?" I've got a water-resistant pool-deck stereo here, and if I throw in two more speakers and use somebody else's Bigfoot call recordings for free, I'm set. What's so special about your preinstalled Bigfoot calls and your stereo system that it's worth $2,000?

(Competitive Bigfoot Baiters, take note. Historian's answers here may increase your odds of having an angry encounter with Bigfoot. You might want to invest in his system or build your own :eye-poppi )

And Creek? Yah, the money's not in the pictures anyway. Gotta copyright that ar Bigfoot Boat of yours and start selling people their own Bigfoot Boats and equipment.
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Then go for it Big Shot! You don't have any experience, and certainly do not have any benefit of my experience.
 
historian said:
Private? Are you kidding me? NSA has all my phone lines tapped, and my email. Of course to accomplish that required the expenditure of money. A deed that is prohibited by Federal Law. But the NSA isn't going to let a little old thing like Federal Law stop them. So, unless you can write letters, there is no talking in private. You can email me at [email protected] And then I will let you know what mailing address, you can send letters to.
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The NSA is tapping your phones you say? Why would they go to all the time and expense to do that? What are you up to that's such a threat to our great nation? I mean, everybody knows you're hunting Bigfoot. We can see that in your posts. No need for a wiretap to find that out. I doubt you know anything that's worth the expense of them even maintaining a file on you, unless you've been sending them paranoid letters, of course.

They do maintain a 'crank' file, from what I've heard.
 
Historian,

You really ought to know by now that what JREFers ask for is - EVIDENCE!

You really ought to know that anecdotes - while often fascinating and interesting to read - are NOT evidence.

So - when you tell us that something's real, but only offer anecdotes, why should we believe you?

Just for a moment, put yourself in the position of one of us - say Locknar.... well maybe not Locknar :)

While you're in this imaginary state, please consider this one question:

What's the difference between:
1) A guy who is totally genuine, and has found a world- and science-shattering discovery, and further has genuine evidence to support this, but considers that a bunch of anecdotes is sufficient to prove his point... and:
2) Somebody who's made it all up, and, just like Behe after the Dover trial, is just after bragging rights on Internet forums - "You should have been there! I really stuck it to those JREF ignoramuses! They had no answer to my wit, intelligence, superior debating skills and personal hygiene!" (OK strike the last comment)

The answer is - none at all!

OK - let the Pantomime continue......

YBW
 
historian said:
Private? Are you kidding me? NSA has all my phone lines tapped, and my email. Of course to accomplish that required the expenditure of money. A deed that is prohibited by Federal Law. But the NSA isn't going to let a little old thing like Federal Law stop them. So, unless you can write letters, there is no talking in private. You can email me at [email protected] And then I will let you know what mailing address, you can send letters to.
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Boy that's clever - that'll fool the NSA :)

OK - I won't tell Kitakaze or Normal Dude......
 
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Hokulele said:
Crop circles are soooo last decade. We are now working on a plan to turn portions of the banana and papaya crop blue with magenta polka-dots. Keep an eye on news reports out of Hawaii beginning sometime in March.
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Now please don't think I'm being over-sceptical here - I just love the idea :) - but March.... what year?

YBW
 
Yeah...

NSA can monitor e-mails, phone lines, erase DVDs with airborne X-Ray beams but conventional "analogic" mail is impervious to them...

Pfffff... Amateurs.
 
YouBelieveWHAT? said:
Boy that's clever - that'll fool the NSA :)

OK - I won't tell Kitakaze or Normal Dude......
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Well, technically, I shouldn't talk about this, but we just perfected the neuron tap. We've been monitoring historian's thoughts since last Sunday when we snuck in while he was sleeping and inserted the chip.
 
Correa Neto said:
Yeah...

NSA can monitor e-mails, phone lines, erase DVDs with airborne X-Ray beams but conventional "analogic" mail is impervious to them...

Pfffff... Amateurs.
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You think we're gonna mess with gun-toting postal workers!? Forget about it!

We'll find a way, Burgstahler... Oh yes, we'll find a way.
 
Normal Dude said:
Well, technically, I shouldn't talk about this, but we just perfected the neuron tap. We've been monitoring historian's thoughts since last Sunday when we snuck in while he was sleeping and inserted the chip.
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If I was wearing a hat, I'd take it off to you. :)

That's certainly in the category of "actions above and beyond the call of duty".

there are some places I wouldn't want to go to - even if there was a million dollar pay-out :)
 
Amateurs, I'll tell ya.

Now, Stasi and KGB those were the times! We had long tentacles arms. Even the postal workers worked for us...

You know, we even managed to infiltrate agents at European and Asiatic hominid groups. Kept'em all under surveillance, yeah... Any signs of trouble-making we gave them hairy buggers a "warning" playin' some VLF tunes with our Siberian HAARP.

VLF is no good for interdimensional creepers, I'll tell ya. They can't escape it. Its quite a sight, they start shakin' as their bodies ressonate with the VLF, keep playin' and all their guts liquify, their bodies drop down to the floor and burst like a water bag! That's why there are so few Almas, Yeti and Woodwose nowadays. Best of all- no traces are left. Nothing that needs containment. No Area 51-like storage needed.

You American guys should do the same. Send this eco-liberalism of yours down the crapper. Set HAARP to max, VLF band 616 and terminate the critter infestation.

One day I'll tell you about the agent disguised as a bigfoot that we managed to infiltrate in Canada.
 
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