Okay…so I’m driving home from work with my head full of squatchiness and I pull into the local Blockbuster. With all this talk of Bigfoot, I need to desperately see a Squatch flick. Now, as much of a Bigfoot lover as I am, I am woefully ignorant of fictional Squatch cinema this side of the Patterson-Gimlin film…so I feel a little helpless. I didn’t want to sidle up to the high school kid at the counter and say, “I’m looking for a Bigfoot movie. Please advise.†Of course,
Harry and the Hendersons seems like an easy choice, so I use that as a backup as I’m perusing the horror section. I’ve heard of
The Legend of Boggy Creek, but that’s no where in sight. Suddenly, right there in the midst of the brand spanking new releases, is
Sasquatch Hunters! That’s right, kiddies…
Sasquatch Hunters! Am I in for a night of entertainment.
Now, there’s no way my wife is watching a friggin’ Bigfoot movie…ever. Ever. So, I have to resign to watching it on my PC. I have to say, it did not take away from my viewing pleasure. First of all, the cast was first rate. Headlining was the very famous Matt Lattimore, who you probably remember from
In Your Face (aka
Splat) and
Firestorm Rising. His leading lady, the group anthropologist, was played by Amy Shelton-White (
Slaughter Studios, anyone?). When she said “Gigantalopithecus†I must have giggled with delight. Anyway, the real star was, of course, Bigfoot himself. Or I should say, the
stars of the film! There was a virtual
army of Bigfeet rampaging throughout the forest! No wonder Moneymaker is having all these Bigfeet round-ups! There are Squatches galore in the PNW! Maybe they looked a bit too much like gorillas for my taste, but what’s a Bigfoot lover to do with the massive dearth of films in the Squatch genre?
Here’s a few screenshots to whet your appetite:
Is that Bob Hieronimous?
The army of the forest! Squatches unite!
Squatches like chicks!
Squatch out!
I really can’t say enough about this film. The only thing that would have made the film viewing experience better is if there was some kind of disclaimer that no Squatches were hurt during the filming. That was really my only major concern.