Ive been giveing this alot of thought latly and I think I can trap one with out bringing any harm to it at all . It would be very easy to do but it would cost a good amount of money to pull it off . I' ll make a deal with anybody that has the money to do this . If anyone is intrested contact me and I will give you my phone nember and we can talk a deal . I will only diclose my idea in person and only to the person that has cash money in hand . 250 thousand up front money for the funding of the project and a very large sum in an escrow account for payment to me on the delivery of a live bigfoot . Its put up or shut up time boys bring out the cash and I will give you a bigfoot its very simple .
Is Creekfreak naive enough to believe that someone, or some organization, will supply $250 k to fund his trap project, while the object of this extraordinarily expensive project remains sight unseen, with no evidence whatsoever attesting to its existence? Who could be expected to fall for such an obviously specious and dishonest "deal"?
Or is the 'freak canny enough to know that since no one will or would ever supply such a ludicrous sum, he can therefore use his proffered "deal" as a point of personal pride, and to ridicule skeptics for not taking him up on it, for the remainder of his vocation as a bigfoot blogger/hobbyist?

At least Quint, in the film JAWS, when asking for $10 k to kill the offending shark, had verifiable evidence (namely, the carcasses of dead sharks) that he had killed such animals in the past; and an oceanographer had verified the existence of this particular shark via the examination of lethal wounds it had inflicted on a swimmer!
Meanwhile, what manner of trap could possibly cost so much money? I understand that tranquilizer guns and darts are quite pricey, but a quarter of a million dollars strikes me as a
weency bit high.
This sum, of course, is
in addition to the "a very large sum in an escrow account for payment to [Creekfreak] on the delivery of a live bigfoot".
Precisely whom does Creekfreak think he's fooling here?
