bigfoot is real I have the proof

[catbasket]

Creek, don't waste your time here. You are not going to convince anyone here of anything.

Some kind of evidence might help his cause, but he refuses to give any.

These jokers have one plan for you. They have been working you into a corner all along, and now they intend to destroy you.

If Creekfreak is in a corner he worked himself into it, da Skeptics just helped him by showing where the corner is.

So leave ASAP, and watch them turn on each other, like so many stupid pirahna.

Oh you are such a silly billy! We're the Cult Of Randi, we don't fight amongst ourselves ... our NWO/NSA masters wouldn't allow it. And we wouldn't get paid.


Shouldn't you be out searching for invisible bigfeet rather than sticking up for this scam-artist?

 

[Locknar]

Well Creek does have one thing absolutely correct and has stumbled upon a universal truth. I don't think anyone would want someone or something with dingleberries sitting on their couch, sans pants.

It is with that in mind that I would like to start a not-for-profit fund to pants the Bigfeets, whether they want pants or not. The pants themselves should be relatively inexpensive, purchased from second-hand stores and the like. But the equipment to track, hunt, and sedate these majestic, yet soiled, beasts could cost in upwards of tens of dollars. If there is sufficient interest I will post contact information at a future date.

That would stop the flood of naked Bigfoot that roam North America...but does not help with the "dingleberries".

Perhaps a "TP for BF" fund could be established as well? There are millions (according to the newly departed Historian) of Bigfoot out there now, with no TP...won't you help? For the cost of pennies a day, YOU can help keep Bigfoot "dingleberry" free.

 

[Crossbow]

Creek, don't waste your time here. You are not going to convince anyone here of anything. These jokers have one plan for you. They have been working you into a corner all along, and now they intend to destroy you. So leave ASAP, and watch them turn on each other, like so many stupid pirahna.

I always liked how Michael Collins put it in regards to test flying a new plane:

The laws of aerodynamics are unforgiving and the ground is hard.

Both you and 'Creekfreak' came here insisting that Bigfoot is quite real as well as spouting all sorts of nonsense that Bigfoot can travel between dimensions,
that Bigfoot has been around for millions of years,
that Bigfoot can read minds,
that Bigfoot can detect cameras and sound recorders,
and so on.

Yet all that is being shown are some very poor photographs that anything like the beings you all have described.

Your own actions have resulted in both of you in being treated with the respect that is your due.

 

[catbasket]

It is with that in mind that I would like to start a not-for-profit fund to pants the Bigfeets, whether they want pants or not. The pants themselves should be relatively inexpensive, purchased from second-hand stores and the like. But the equipment to track, hunt, and sedate these majestic, yet soiled, beasts could cost in upwards of tens of dollars. If there is sufficient interest I will post contact information at a future date.

Great idea! Maybe we could get the Red Cross to air drop pants parcels into Bigfoot Country?

Will we need invisible pants for the invisible varieties of bigfeet?

NB - No corduroy pants. Bigfoot don't wear corduroy, no way, no how.

 

[kitakaze]

Creek, don't waste your time here. You are not going to convince anyone here of anything.

Yes, "I will not provide the original because I need to confer with a lawyer concerning other bigfoots in my photo." and "my photo has been analyzed be the leading experts and proven to be legitimate." (paraphrased) has a funny way of not engendering confidence.

I like it better when you lecture Beckjord on outrageous claims.

They have been working you into a corner all along, and now they intend to destroy you.

freak's compulsive lying did all the work and destruction for us.

So leave ASAP, and watch them turn on each other, like so many stupid pirahna.

Locknar, you want a piece of me? No, I mean, remember that time the board was taken over by those crazy cats with the bigfoot chubbies?

 

[Locknar]

Locknar, you want a piece of me? No, I mean, remember that time the board was taken over by those crazy cats with the bigfoot chubbies?

Well...I'll have to check my schedule, I'm waiting to hear back from TEABERRYEAGLE on my challange to dual Bigfoot (it's choice of weapons, including hand-to-hand).

But I've not heard anything back...I figure the little cowards (Bigfoot) are to afraid of me...the sissies (still trying the taunting Bigfoot tact that Historian recommened); I laugh at them and their crossbows!

I'm thinking we could do it Ninja Warrior style? They show that on G4 here, I am so hooked on that show!

 

[grayman]

...and watch them turn on each other, like so many stupid pirahna.

I did not know that species of fish turns on one another. Thank you for teaching me something new.

I'll teach you something as well: it's spelled piranha.

For what it's worth, if either of you, Historian and Creekfreak, have any solid, verifiable evidence you wish to share with us, please present it. I think I speak for the forum when I say that indisputable proof of a creature such as Bigfoot would be fascinating indeed.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

That would stop the flood of naked Bigfoot that roam North America...but does not help with the "dingleberries".

Perhaps a "TP for BF" fund could be established as well? There are millions (according to the newly departed Historian) of Bigfoot out there now, with no TP...won't you help? For the cost of pennies a day, YOU can help keep Bigfoot "dingleberry" free.

Trying to teach them how to use toilet paper would be far beyond the scope of this project and there would still remain the question of if they are even able to learn to use such a product. I thought of perhaps tranquilizing them and giving them a good hindquarter shaving but this would only be a temporary solution. And the idea isn't to eliminate the dingleberries that plague Bigfeets, but just to allow them to sit on couches, lawn chairs and the like without leaving leaving leaving something behind.

It may also turn out this only redistributes the dingleberries to the ankles, but I think that's a worthy sacrifice to protect Floridian upholstery.

Great idea! Maybe we could get the Red Cross to air drop pants parcels into Bigfoot Country?

Will we need invisible pants for the invisible varieties of bigfeet?

NB - No corduroy pants. Bigfoot don't wear corduroy, no way, no how.

I don't think simply providing the pants will be enough. Even if the Bigfeets attempt to don them, there's no guaranteeing that they will realize pants are for the legs. I think the only humane way to accomplish the task is to hunt them down and forcibly apply the pants.

Good call on the corduroy, however; that would surely be cruel for such a silent but deadly creature. Perhaps cargo pants would be a good idea, providing they understand about pockets? But I think we're getting ahead of ourselves anyway. An appropriations committee can be formed once we have an idea of how much funding we will be receiving.

 

[madurobob]

Good call on the corduroy, however; that would surely be cruel for such a silent but deadly creature. Perhaps cargo pants would be a good idea, providing they understand about pockets? But I think we're getting ahead of ourselves anyway. An appropriations committee can be formed once we have an idea of how much funding we will be receiving.

Y'know, all those leftover parachute pants from the early 90's would work nicely.

 

[Apology]

But I've not heard anything back...I figure the little cowards (Bigfoot) are to afraid of me...the sissies (still trying the taunting Bigfoot tact that Historian recommened); I laugh at them and their crossbows!!

I'm telling ya, you need to make your own Bigfoot Calling System! You need a stereo, 4 good speakers, and a selection of Bigfoot Calls ripped off the web. It will increase your taunting capabilities greatly. Maybe when you see Bigfoot you can record him responding to your taunts, sort of the Bigfoot equivalent of "Nyah Nyah" in return, and you can add that to the overall body of Bigfoot Taunting Knowledge.

Extra points if you can get an mp3 of Bigfoot giving you the raspberry. If chimps and humans can both do it, it would be logical to believe that Bigfoot could stick out his tongue and let out a raspberry like a five year old as well.

 

[Locknar]

I'm telling ya, you need to make your own Bigfoot Calling System! You need a stereo, 4 good speakers, and a selection of Bigfoot Calls ripped off the web.

I'll just use the one that are strapped to the top of my car of course *lol*

Why can't I get the "Dueling Banjo's", "Squeal like a pig!" out of my head...I've obviously seen "Deliverance" one to many times *lol*

 

[kitakaze]

You boys need to drop the boom box and respect the old school. Master at work, Matt Moneymaker represent! BFRO in your face!

(I post this bad boy any chance I get, BTW.)

 

[Starthinker]

You boys need to drop the boom box and respect the old school. Master at work, Matt Moneymaker represent! BFRO in your face!

(I post this bad boy any chance I get, BTW.)

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I know you should talk quietly and carry a big stick, but he put his big stick down and shouted. Nothing like going against the grain.

 

[Babylon Sister]

I took another look at this, it references events in mid May '07; Creek's photo is stamped mid April '07, so it is a month off (give or take).

Good job though...it is more then I found.

Damn! You're right. Color me embarrassed.

 

[Locknar]

You boys need to drop the boom box and respect the old school. Master at work, Matt Moneymaker represent! BFRO in your face!

Now you gotta know he is thinking "man...I can't believe these people are really buying this act!"

 

[Babylon Sister]

Damn! You're right. Color me embarrassed.

ETA: I did find a reference to a 1,000 acre wild fire in Gulf County in the News-Herald archive for the week of April 6-12 2007, but there isn't much info that is meaningful to me.

http://template.newsherald.com/blogs/entry.php?entryID=459

I feel partially redeemed.

I really shouldn't be helping him like this should I?

 

[Locknar]

ETA: I did find a reference to a 1,000 acre wild fire in Gulf County in the News-Herald archive for the week of April 6-12 2007, but there isn't much info that is meaningful to me.

http://template.newsherald.com/blogs/entry.php?entryID=459

I feel partially redeemed.

I really shouldn't be helping him like this should I?

Hey you've found a lot more then I did...most impressive.

This is one is closer, it talks about a fire in Gulf County on April 9 '07...but that is all I see that remotely ties to the reference that Creek posted.

 

[Apology]

You boys need to drop the boom box and respect the old school. Master at work, Matt Moneymaker represent! BFRO in your face!

(I post this bad boy any chance I get, BTW.)

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New caption:

"Olly-olly-all come free!"

I wonder if it will work

 

[LTC8K6]

Is that a stump-knocker next to him?

 

[Drewbot]

I don't know, but I just picture these retirees, and tourists sitting on their balcony at 12:30 in the morning, when they hear the call of the Florida Skunk ape Shatter their peaceful respite from their lives' grind.