Merged Bigfoot follies

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I have to say, for once Clay was right, Creekfreak and Swamp Bandit of "Enoch" fame seem to be one and the same.
 
Another legendary poster here that you may remember from the BFF was Bluebear. Can't think of his original name there or his name here, but some of us called him Little Mak.
 
Wasn't bluebear the one that faked his own death, he had a puppet membership on the BFF as his own wife, she told everyone he had died and started answering questions and saying how much he loved the forum, it didn't take long to figure that little hoax out.

Tim :)
 
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Wasn't bluebear the one that faked his own death, he had a puppet membership on the BFF as his own wife, she told everyone he had died and started answering questions and saying how much he loved the forum, it didn't take long to figure that little hoax out.

Tim :)
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Not sure, but his name here was Makaya325
 
I have to admit, my Bigfoot interest has dimmed a fair bit. It's gotten so retarded that I can't enjoy it as much as I used to .

Bigfoot has jumped the shark.
 
I have to agree ~ SA ~The old myth has been used, abused and consumed by greed, gone are the campfire stories and the fun that came with Bigfoot.

And The Meek Shall Dismantle The Myth​

Tim :)
 
when they tried to push it into legitimacy with fake DNA papers and fudging of numbers on the PGF and the "captured squatch"...... it just ..well it sucks. It's not nearly as good as bump in the night stories and "bigfoot comes to my house for garlic and football"
 
Well all I can say is, they can mess with their own story's and claims as much as they want, I don't care how many Bigfoot's they run into or over, I have little interest how many out of control blimps fall down and wipe out an entire Bigfoot family taking a stroll, I could careless how much DNA they collect or how they get it, let the tests go on for as long as it takes it ain't on my dime, if they want to use Wood Ape's as target practice or hunting good luck to them, I bet they taste like moldy old shoe leather anyway.

But, one thing all those Big Footin SOB's better not do is go so far as to ruin my favorite tale of all time, there are some things I am very fond of from my childhood, gone are the days when you could get a good hand weaved blanket, or sit with a Sasquatch family sipping coffee and watch dad make a fool of himself by hogging a whole can of snuff, you just can't get entertainment like that anymore~

Long Live The "The Albert Ostman Story"​

Tim ~
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More importantly, can anyone get me a PDF of it. I tryed looking on the web, but apparently National Examiner does not have a website - oddly enough! I want to back track authorship and sources, if anyoner thought ahead enough to pick up a copy of this gem, it would provide me the starting point I need!
 
This week's bigfoot fad is "vocalizations." An NBC report by Ben Radford lays out the plain truth about the "original" recordings, apparently made by some bored hunters in a camp in the Sierras many years ago, now being marketed by Sierra Sounds:
In his 1992 book "Big Footprints: A Scientific Inquiry Into the Reality of Sasquatch" (Johnson Books, 1992), physical anthropologist Grover Krantz discussed his experience with Bigfoot recordings: "One ... tape was analyzed by some university sound specialists who determined that a human voice could not have made them; they required a much longer vocal tract. A Sasquatch investigator later asked one of these experts if a human could imitate the sound characteristics by simply cupping his hands around his mouth. The answer was yes." As for other such recordings, Krantz "listened to at least 10 such tapes and find(s) no compelling reason to believe that any of them are what the recorders claimed them to be."
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Tsk, tsk....who would have ever thought that a bunch of guys in a hunting camp would play pranks on each other?
Maybe they got the idea from guys in a road-building camp in Northern California in the 50's....
 
Do new recordings from Oregon's Blue Mountains offer good evidence of the mysterious bipedal creature known as Bigfoot? That's what some are claiming after hearing a recording of strange roars and shrieks given to The Oregonian newspaper.


NO ~ lol
Do we know a BF can even make sounds ? with this new Melba DNA evidence of inbreeding with humans, I purpose that they are mute and have no capacity what so ever to make any sounds, prove me wrong ~ hahahaha.

Tim :)
 
David Paulides thinks they are deaf by our standards but thinks they compensate for that in some way, at least in the PNW. I don't know what the point of the screaming/or possible language abilities could be about with that supposition floating around out there.

It's just more contradictory nonsense for something people dreamed up and commonly misidentify the known for, most of what I hear from recordings sounds like foxes. Occassionally it will sound human, like in the Sierra Sounds, and most likely is human in that case.
 
Jodie said:
David Paulides thinks they are deaf by our standards but thinks they compensate for that in some way, at least in the PNW. I don't know what the point of the screaming/or possible language abilities could be about with that supposition floating around out there.

It's just more contradictory nonsense for something people dreamed up and commonly misidentify the known for, most of what I hear from recordings sounds like foxes. Occassionally it will sound human, like in the Sierra Sounds, and most likely is human in that case.
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It's amazing what we can glean about this primate. If I didn't know better, I'd say all these experts were pulling things from their rectal duct.
 
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It's amazing what we can glean about this primate. If I didn't know better, I'd say all these experts were pulling things from their rectal duct.
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we as biologists find that reference of source to be a bit "sophmoric". us big kahunas in the business prefer:
anal aperture
anal oriface
sphincter

not neccisarily in that order.

we do also reserve the infamous "a**H**le to be used as a human descriptor term!
 
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