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William Parcher said:
I watched the film again on Netflix streaming. In the first minute Marx faces the camera and gives an introduction. The voice doesn't properly match his lips. We aren't hearing the original recording of that scene. If it is Marx narrating, then he dubbed his own voice in that introduction.
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Well, all of the audio in the final version would be dubbed in. That's normal. Marx would have sat in a recording studio and added the narration. All of the audio is re-recorded and added to the film for the final product. It would be rare to record the audio or narration on the fly and use it "as is".
 
Images of the "blood" from near the scene of the great Honobia TBRC shotgun shoot-up. Sorry, footers, this appears to be a fake. This looks like carefully placed "something" that is not blood. I've seen a lot, and this just isn't like any blood I've seen..., at least, not undiluted shed blood from a wounded animal. My bet is that it is a little human blood mixed with something else, possibly a destructive agent. I could be wrong.
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The first creature, observed on 3 July 2011 at approximately 7:15 PM, was described by the TBRC observer as a smoothly walking brown-colored upright figure approximately 6.5 feet tall or taller. The observation lasted about two or three seconds and was made at a distance of about thirty yards. Team members subsequently observed tracks and foot imprints, one displaying what appeared to be toe impressions. Heel-to-heel distances between some of the prints varied from 52 to 64 inches. One print was seen to have crushed a limb that remained unaffected when stood on by a team member weighing 200 pounds, an indication that the print maker was very heavy.

The TBRC investigator fired upon the animal with an auto-loading shotgun in an attempt to collect a specimen. The creature ran off and no blood was found before the loss of daylight. Additional teams returned to the area in the following days to continue the search for evidence. Stones with apparent blood stains were subsequently discovered a short distance east of the original sighting location in the dry creek bed that is adjacent to the cabins. Several, but not all, of the rocks were collected. Another team was sent to collect the remaining rocks, but a hard rainfall took place on the day of their arrival, and the team was unable to locate any more of the rocks.
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They are good with the fairy tales, though.

A 200 pound person couldn't crush the limb, but bigfoot did. Another 1,000 pounder, I guess...
 
Drewbot said:
Looks like bird crap, probably a blackberry tree around there.
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it's something with a much lower surface tension than whole blood. If this was an attempt to fake blood spatters, the hoaxers didn't have the stones to really cut themselves enough to make it look real. It could be blood mixed with water or some other aqueous fluid.
 
Drewbot said:
Looks like bird crap, probably a blackberry tree around there.
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It really looks the crap I see on the little wooden trail bridge in the woods near here where the birds perch to eat nearby blackberries. Like a spittin image (no pun intended)

But then again, Bigfoot's thin, watery blood could be the cause of it's dimension jumping. Might also explain why they wear hats, such thin blood would cause lots of heat loss through the top of the head!
 
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Images of the "blood" from near the scene of the great Honobia TBRC shotgun shoot-up. Sorry, footers, this appears to be a fake. This looks like carefully placed "something" that is not blood. I've seen a lot, and this just isn't like any blood I've seen..., at least, not undiluted shed blood from a wounded animal. My bet is that it is a little human blood mixed with something else, possibly a destructive agent. I could be wrong.
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Let me see if I have this correct Parnassus... It's an 8 foot creature of some kind with acid for blood?
 
Cryptomundo publishes the ironically titled Top Ten Cryptozoology Deaths of 2011. One of them is the editor of the horrendous film Bigfoot (1970). Cryptomundo calls it a "classic cryptofiction film." I think that Richard Stubstad showed it to Melba Ketchum; see why, below.

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Hilariously awful
10 October 2010 | by zetes (Saint Paul, MN) – See all my reviews

If you list John Carradine's films in order of IMDb rating, Bigfoot ranks second to last. This is a guy who starred in films titled Hillbillys in a Haunted House, Billy the Kid vs. Dracula, Vampire Hookers, Satan's Cheerleaders and Sex Kittens Go to College, among many, many others. A gaggle of sasquatches are out looking for women to mate with in this extremely low budget flick that looks like it was filmed on spare sets from Hee Haw. John Carradine is the biggest star, but you also have big breasted Joi Lansing and two kids of famous Hollywood actors, Chris Mitchum and Lindsay Crosby. Robert Mitchum's brother, John, is also in it. Oh, and Jerry Marren, aka the green-shirted Munchkin from the Lollipop Guild (as well as, I believe, the only Munchkin who survives to this day) dons the costume of the child bigfoot. Anyway, a biker chick and a downed female pilot get captured by bigfeet, and Carradine and his bud John Mitchum join the gang, hoping to make money by capturing a live bigfoot. This is really cruddy, and pretty boring. It's rated at a dismal 1.4 on IMDb. I laughed at it enough, and it's short enough, where I'll rate it a tad higher. After all, the awesome poster of this film has decorated my wall for a few years ago (with the tagline "breeds with anything..."). This was the first time I ever watched an entire film on Youtube. That's certainly not preferable (a drive-in would be ideal), but it was the only way to see it.
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Cryptozoology: a bad B movie.
 
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Bigfoot follies.

Ent Stge Left: Bigfoot,

She sings and exhibits non-human gait, (possible mid tarsal break, - if aiming for sex appeal then mid arse-al break.). She is lonely, base aria on that one from 'the Shawshank redemption', you know that one, what is she called, it's on the tip of my tongue, etc.), but in superhuman howling.

Enter stg. right: Patterson and gimlin, dressed in leather and with tiny ponies.
They sing of her, in flattering tones, bravely praising the sagging of her breasts in a modern counter culture way. ( to be sung to the ?melody? of 'Tubthumping' by chumbawamba.), They chase her, and film using box brownies.


Divers alarums.

She flee's, singing a mezzo-alto basso profundo, (bigfoot can do this), version of 'Nessun D'orma', because she is unsure of her italian and thinks that she is singing 'none shall see'.
Act one ends.
Break - most people go home, but the perennial drunks and homeless stay.

Act two.
Curtains open.
Bigfoot is centre stage, unseen by the audience as he is a bi-dimensional creature.


later, everyone goes home unsatisfied.
 
USA Today:This story has surfaced before, way back in 2003; I don't know whether this is really new, or just a rehash.
December 7. 2012 - Known for his iconic roles in films like Beverly Hills Cop and Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Judge Reinhold has nothing left to prove when it comes to comedy. But 30 years after nailing his breakout role as Brad Hamilton, the actor seems to be as energetic as ever.

Reinhold and his wife are expecting their first child in January, he's hell-bent on helping our returning veterans, and he's extremely passionate about his new producing project – the hilarious and fascinating real life story of Bigfoot hoax artist Ray Wallace.

It makes me laugh…When we read on the front page of The New York Times about this guy who pretended to be Bigfoot for 40 years and got away with it, and in doing, almost single handedly saved the economy of his little town – it's not an option not to make that story. It's like not an option for me. If they bury me with the scripts, with different re-writes, then so be it. But that's the one I'm climbing up the hill for…I think the Bigfoot thing is played out, but this story isn't. This story is the story behind the story.
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