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Drewbot said:
Forget the hilarity of the story itself, but it's almost like Lawrence didn't want Colyer to have guns down by the creek. I wonder why...
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That's one of the most homoerotic things I've read in quite some time.

I'll reiterate that I strongly suspect their "blood" splatters to be rodent urine. Candidates in "Area X" that should be ruled out: eastern woodrat, gray squirrel, fox squirrel, and southern flying squirrel. Heck, that might even be porcupine pee and in there are porcupines in the area that would certainly explain the lack of bigfoot bodies.
 
Wait, is that the one where the baby bigfoot is hanging by one arm swinging back and forth or something?
 
It is strangely similar to a sketch I did, from the early 90's, when one of my friends was climbing a Glacial Erratic in the Cliff Drive area of the Keewenaw Peninsula.

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^^ LOL. I had the exact same thought. I wouldn't be surprised if there is already a 5 page thread at BFF praising NAWAC once again.

It doesn't take much obviously.
 
Right in his wheelhouse: lots and lots of stories, nothing whatever of substantive value.

A crushed walnut.

A hair.

Rodent/weasel piss.

Noise.

Good work geniuses!
 
Don't forget rocks on the roof. Lots of pics of those. One of these rocks even narrowly missed a solar panel! What excitement!
 
Gave another version of my bigfoot talk last night, for those who are keeping track. This time I indoctrinated about 40 undergrads (+ 1 guest state wildlife official) by teaching them what BLAARGing was all about. I focused mainly on the silliness of Finding Bigfoot. Then I taught them how to take random photos of trees, blow them up, and find bigfoot faces through the magic of pareidolia. Fun times.

Now we can just sit back and wait to see how long it takes for BLAARGing to reach our ears from someplace other than here.
 
Excellent Shrike! I applaud your efforts. Someone needs to be doing it in a more official capacity. I appreciate you being one of those.
 
The Shrike said:
Gave another version of my bigfoot talk last night, for those who are keeping track. This time I indoctrinated about 40 undergrads (+ 1 guest state wildlife official) by teaching them what BLAARGing was all about. I focused mainly on the silliness of Finding Bigfoot. Then I taught them how to take random photos of trees, blow them up, and find bigfoot faces through the magic of pareidolia. Fun times.

Now we can just sit back and wait to see how long it takes for BLAARGing to reach our ears from someplace other than here.
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I agree with your assessment of Finding Bigfoot and also think it's pretty silly. Question for you. How did you frame the show? Did you categorize it as a documentary type of show or did you put it in the proper category of reality TV?

I would imagine that if you passed it off as a documentary, where Matt and crew are seriously out looking for Bigfoot, then it would substantiate your position of BLAARGing much better than if you put it in the proper category of reality TV, which focuses on the personalities and doesn't care about the content of the subject.
 
Brace yourselves. Here are comments made by arch-skeptic Sharon Hill on the NAWAC tract:

"Fascinating! What do we make of these lithic salutations (as I call them)? What the hell is going on out there? I've contacted Brian Brown for more details. This is not the work of hoaxers."

"Four years and multiple researchers experiencing multiple events. It's absurd to conclude this is a hoax. But if it's Bigfoots (or what it is) is another several questions entirely."

"I can be cynical but I'm not going to be insanely cynical. I would like to see some plausible explanations. I'm not ready to be so dismissive in this case."


You may find these comments at her Group of Fort facebook page.
 
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Northern Lights said:
I agree with your assessment of Finding Bigfoot and also think it's pretty silly. Question for you. How did you frame the show? Did you categorize it as a documentary type of show or did you put it in the proper category of reality TV?



I would imagine that if you passed it off as a documentary, where Matt and crew are seriously out looking for Bigfoot, then it would substantiate your position of BLAARGing much better than if you put it in the proper category of reality TV, which focuses on the personalities and doesn't care about the content of the subject.
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What a bizarre question.
Why would any sane person class it as a documentary?
 
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