...about Tom Biscardi, he's a known hoaxer and media hound. Remember the GA freezer boys?...
Your insincerity is showing. "
Remember the Georgia freezer boys?" Really? It's as if in every post you make you've just stepped off a spaceship and know nothing of the present place and time. You pretending it's
our ignorance by asking such inane and idiotic questions, which you do all the time, proves several things. One, that you're
not paying as close attention as the 'top shelf' Bigfooter you pretend to be should. You're apparently unaware of the ongoing 3,000+ post thread
here, or the
first one or the
second one. ALL of them
dedicated to the un-endowed Georgia freezer boy himself. We not only remember the Georgia freezer boys, we ******* chewed 'em up and spit 'em out.
I
know you remember those threads, but to maintain compliance with forum rules, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.
What it all really proves though is you're just a gamer. And curiously that's nothing to do with how you're also "gaming the system" here by insuring the
pablum opinion you express is behind rules that favor antagonism over honesty.
Earlier in this thread:
Yes, everyone has a favorite anecdote about the thing they didn't see in the woods, until they did see it. (Mine? Hen turkey on a nest.)
Yes, the average American schmo could walk past a stationary Liberace in the woods and be none the wiser.
But . . . like Mike and Chris, many people who do spend their time in the woods and who do develop keen powers of observation and learn some woodcraft - none of whom has ever collected so much as a toenail clipping of a bigfoot - would be much more likely to detect a big, stationary animal, rhinestones notwithstanding. Heck, if you know the trick that I know, you too could walk right up to a wolf spider in the grass having spotted it from 50m away.
Of course, hiding and seeking is silly as all get-out. For one, the important thing would not be how many bungling city people in 2015 would be clueless about the stationary bigfoot in their midst, it would be the professional market gunners and trappers from centuries of old who would've seen those bigfoots, heard those snapping twigs, etc. and planted a musket ball right between the eyes of one of them boogers. The other - so hilariously downplayed by Chris when it was brought up - is that ol' footy-foo-foo's oft-described stank would betray his position so readily. That was some of the most emphatic bigfooty-lore backpedaling I think I've ever seen on this quest!
And to answer the (always) thoughtful and intelligent post above by
The Shrike, you retort with:
You know Shrike, if you take the time to read the reports for yourself, you'll find some report an odor and some don't. Easy peasy. So if you ever walk up on old big and hairy someday, he may be stinky or not. Chris B.
Really? That's all you got? That a mythical beast may be stinky...or not? Gee thanks Mr. Wizard. Just more of your constantly pointing out absurd obviousness. It's not ironic you're uncommitted on the stinky issue yet absolutely positive the beast itself exists
in spite of the [wait for it] "absurd obviousness" it doesn't. Easy peasy.
There's more:
Doubtful, but there are reports of gray and white color creatures as well.
Chris B.
The question was do they
turn white when it snows. And you answer with "doubtful"? Once again, really? I guess you had to say that though huh. You saying
no way would, instead of making you look savvy and honest, seriously hamper your own BLAARGing efforts in the future when you might need to claim something about Bigfoot's asinine color transformation powers. That's exactly what a gamer should do too.
The thing is, your role in the game isn't one of free wheeling maverick quarterback out to prove to the rest of the stadium what he can really do if given the chance. No, your role is as offensive lineman-attack the opposition
as best you can. If your feeble arguments in the beginning didn't convince anyone you're BLAARGing, your actions since surely have.