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They certainly have been shown to adopt whatever theory benefits their belief that bigfoot is real, and this is no exception.

If the 2011 theory is that Bigfoot is actually a human then Patty must be a human so Patty now obviously walks like a human.

Everyone that posts on both sites should go over there and give them a rousing, "I told you so!"

Hmmm. The solution: Patty is human....[wait for it] but Bob H isn't!!! [Rimshot]
bleevers will insist that Patty's gait and proportions are human, and that Bob H's gait and proportions are not. A television repairman will use color fonts to provide the needed proof, and his findings will be supported by vectors (AKA dots and lines) drawn by a physics (?) major.

Bob H volunteers for a DNA test, which shows that he is human and his DNA differs from the reference human sequence by 8 (which is average). Richard Stubstad, however will calculate that the odds are 97% that Bob H is an alien/human hybrid. Bleevers will insist that the gubmint knows about this, and cite rumors coming out of Roswell NM as proof. They will find a 48 hour period in the life of his mother in which her whereabouts cannot be proven, and suggest she was abducted into a UFO.

A makeup artist will report that stills from the PGF do not show the aura which aliens are known to emit, and therefore it could not be Bob H in the suit.
 
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Hmmm. The solution: Patty is human....[wait for it] but Bob H isn't!!! [Rimshot]
bleevers will insist that Patty's gait and proportions are human, and that Bob H's gait and proportions are not. A television repairman will use color fonts to provide the needed proof, and his findings will be supported by vectors (AKA dots and lines) drawn by a physics (?) major.

Bob H volunteers for a DNA test, which shows that he is human and his DNA differs from the reference human sequence by 8 (which is average). Richard Stubstad, however will calculate that the odds are 97% that Bob H is an alien/human hybrid. Bleevers will insist that the gubmint knows about this, and cite rumors coming out of Roswell NM as proof. They will find a 48 hour period in the life of his mother in which her whereabouts cannot be proven, and suggest she was abducted into a UFO.

A makeup artist will report that stills from the PGF do not show the aura which aliens are known to emit, and therefore it could not be Bob H in the suit.
Classic Parn!
 
Hmmm. The solution: Patty is human....[wait for it] but Bob H isn't!!! [Rimshot]
bleevers will insist that Patty's gait and proportions are human, and that Bob H's gait and proportions are not. A television repairman will use color fonts to provide the needed proof, and his findings will be supported by vectors (AKA dots and lines) drawn by a physics (?) major.

Bob H volunteers for a DNA test, which shows that he is human and his DNA differs from the reference human sequence by 8 (which is average). Richard Stubstad, however will calculate that the odds are 97% that Bob H is an alien/human hybrid. Bleevers will insist that the gubmint knows about this, and cite rumors coming out of Roswell NM as proof. They will find a 48 hour period in the life of his mother in which her whereabouts cannot be proven, and suggest she was abducted into a UFO.

A makeup artist will report that stills from the PGF do not show the aura which aliens are known to emit, and therefore it could not be Bob H in the suit.


You can't argue with that logic.
 
The Ketchum publishes this masterpiece of tease in the International Journal of Facebology:
Thank you so much for your support. The only heads up will be controlled by the journal publishing the paper. They tell us when we can release so I am at their mercy when the time comes. I know it is very hard for the general public to understand unless they have previously dealt with peer reviewed publications. The rules are very stringent and it is that more than the NDAs that keep me from any real comments. If you address your research in public, then it cannot be published and if you do not publish, nobody will believe the findings and it will all be for nothing...You also cannot control how long the peer review takes.

What does it mean? It sounds like Sarah Palin paraphrasing Herman Cain.
Here's the money phrase IMO:
... when the time comes.

As in "the NBA lockout will be over when the time comes. "
I think she is still out in the weeds.

I could be wrong. I thought the Broncos would make Tim Tebow into an H back.
 
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While the video was still up, I watched it several times (yeah, my life is really that boring) It looked like someone wearing one of those Russian fur hats with the ear flaps that hang down. Either that or Bigfoot has ears like a Basset Hound.
 
Hmmm. The solution: Patty is human....[wait for it] but Bob H isn't!!! [Rimshot]
bleevers will insist that Patty's gait and proportions are human, and that Bob H's gait and proportions are not. A television repairman will use color fonts to provide the needed proof, and his findings will be supported by vectors (AKA dots and lines) drawn by a physics (?) major.

Bob H volunteers for a DNA test, which shows that he is human and his DNA differs from the reference human sequence by 8 (which is average). Richard Stubstad, however will calculate that the odds are 97% that Bob H is an alien/human hybrid. Bleevers will insist that the gubmint knows about this, and cite rumors coming out of Roswell NM as proof. They will find a 48 hour period in the life of his mother in which her whereabouts cannot be proven, and suggest she was abducted into a UFO.

A makeup artist will report that stills from the PGF do not show the aura which aliens are known to emit, and therefore it could not be Bob H in the suit.
LOL Bill Munns, right on cue:
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I personally don't see any DNA thing with a humanistic lean being a problem, because I never looked at the PGF "Patty" as being an ape. I used to compare the head shape to OH5 (Boisei), and the legs and crural index to Neanderthal, so if the DNA thing plays out as the rumors seem to indicate, I don't see any conflict with the PGF. But for all the other stuff, the foot stuff, etc. I don't know how that'll wash out.

But I really look forward to seeing how it all ends up (the DNA thing). And I do think that for the number of people involved and the effort described, that there is some substance to it. I doubt any kind of dud could get this far without falling apart.
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http://bigfootforums.com/index.php?...-the-ketchumoperickson-projects/page__st__150
 
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Bill Munns' next post (also addressed to RRS) in that thread:
RRS

One thing I've learned about both the PGF and the bigfoot issue overall is that just when you think you've got it all figured out, something throws a detour in front of your train of thought. So the DNA thing could be contentious enough to lead to more arguing instead of more conclusions. We can't say until it's out, but just from my PGF adventures, I've been thrown a few curveballs myself by the investigation. So while I have hopes the DNA thing will be a breakthrough in advancing scientific consideration of the issue, it wouldn't surprize me if it just makes things messier and more argumentative.

There's more I can't say (about the thread topic) until the stuff comes out, and I will be real curious to see if things work out as my expectations currently predict.

Bill
Figured it out? Curveballs? Breakthrough? What a weasel of a writer he is. As shamelessly dishonest as they come. Truly amazing! Without actually admitting to it explicitly, he's attempting to be on both sides of the fence. Of course he can't 'say' more...yet. And not because of some worthless NDA, but because in the true weasel fashion, his 'expectations' are whatever the results decide they are. Bigfoot DNA or not, he'll have 'predicted' it.

It's so ******* pathetic.
 
The "it's human" thing could turn Bigfootery in a whole new direction and produce some fantastic stuff. Under the old rules, encounters could only rise to levels like pig throwing, tree snapping and sometimes, wild monster jungle death squads. But now, there's going to have to be some revamping. Humans use tools, big stinky didn't have to. That's going to have to change.

It's going to get ugly out there in squatchy areas. Real ugly. It could happen anytime, anywhere. But the Boss Of The Woods will take it up a notch... with guns. Big guns. And chainsaws. Maybe even dune buggy attack battalions. This new angle in Bigfootery could get awesome.
 
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You just barely touched the ugly truth...

I shall reveal it for the world now. I am tired of being a spook of the government. The people needs to know, the Cold War is long gone, its time for spring in America. Here's the truth:

Blame it all on Stalin. He and his twisted communist scientists had a supersoldier program in the late 40's and mid-50's, using technology obtained from captured Nazi German researchers. They managed to breed humans with chimps and gorillas (some evidence also point towards a breeding program with Asiatic relict hominids) and created a race of creatures unmatched in brute strenght and agility. As soon as the first offspring of this Atheistic ruthless manipulation of God's work was born, Stalin deemed the program a success and ordered "mass production" of these abominations. Thousands of women were forced by Stalin's scientists to breed with animals at secret gulags in Siberia.

Clever, almost as intelligent as humans, these brutes were, maybe because of their ungodly origin, of utterly savage and evil nature. They were useless as soldiers. Despite all the scientists' attempts, no matter what the attempted training technique was, even indoctrination through brain washing and mind-controlling drugs, the result was always failure. They would never obey orders. Left with about a couple of thousands half-men half-beasts monsters, having invested too much resources on the project and facing the threat of execution, the project's heads created a new plan. They secretly liberated these beasts in North America, with the help of Communist sleeper cells. At North America's wildernesses, these ungodly abominations would breed, bringing chaos and terror to society. Imagine the public's reaction if they knew savage half-men beasts were living near their houses and could right now be stalking their wives and children! Mass hysteria and panic! People even would flee from God, embracing the false cults of evolution and Atheism for they would believe these things are our ancestors, the fabled "missing link"! America could collapse!

That's when a selected group of Americans entered in action to defend our Nation. Working under a veil of secrecy, they kept the savage communist abominations at bay, hunting them. They also worked very hard to keep their existence away from the public. Hard times require hard actions. These nameless, faceless people wich some of you call MiBs are heroes, for they helped save our Freedom and Way of Life.

That's why DNA is returning "human" results. That's why bigfoot starts in the late 50's. That's why MiBs are involved with bigfoot.

You can buy my book, attend to my paid speeches, and learn more about the truth.
 
You just barely touched the ugly truth...

I shall reveal it for the world now.

You can buy my book, attend to my paid speeches, and learn more about the truth.

Awesome!!! Me first, I want a link to purchase the book. How can I reserve a front row seat at your conference? I'm giddy about learning the truth, the ugly truth. Please hurry - I'm so excited!!!! :eye-poppi







Thank you for my first good laugh of the day.
 
Fake fur is from yaks.
As I recall, they say that the DNA is not human or from any known primate.

So there you go. It is yak DNA.
 
Bipto just ran away from his thread on the bff, too many trolls , to many questions more like it, guess he forgot about his drive too throw the MRP under the bus on his old forum.
 
Bipto just ran away from his thread on the bff, too many trolls , to many questions more like it, guess he forgot about his drive too throw the MRP under the bus on his old forum.

I give him credit for remaining pretty calm through all the criticism. I'll give odds the DNA results will never be revealed. Likewise the Sierra steak.
I am also confident that Bigfoot hunters will escalate their weaponry to .308 class. Hilarity will ensue, if you consider homicide to be humorous. It's gonna happen; they see no problem with the "shootout at OK" and will escalate, rather than moderate, their efforts.

Of course, now it's less likely (at least on the OK property) that an innocent hiker will be the victim; more likely the footers will shoot one of their own. If they're lucky, the wounds will not be fatal.

IMO.
 
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Bipto just ran away from his thread on the bff, too many trolls , to many questions more like it, guess he forgot about his drive too throw the MRP under the bus on his old forum.

You beat me to it... I just got done reading the latest in that thread. It's interesting how the percieved elite won't address scrutiny after doing the same to others, at least in the case of the MRP.

As for the thread in general, it's obvious that the cult has taken over. You, RRS are basically being told to know your place over there, and the thread wouldn't be complete without Mulder making yet another rant decrying the horrible persecution (PEOPLE DARING TO QUESTION HIM) of saint jeffy. The horror was of in the reading.

BFF 1.0 got bad over time, this one took not nearly as long to suck... BTW, Bigfoot Hugger, I'll have to remember that one.
 
I give him credit for remaining pretty calm through all the criticism. I'll give odds the DNA results will never be revealed. Likewise the Sierra steak.
I am also confident that Bigfoot hunters will escalate their weaponry to .308 class. Hilarity will ensue, if you consider homicide to be humorous. It's gonna happen; they see no problem with the "shootout at OK" and will escalate, rather than moderate, their efforts.

Of course, now it's less likely that an innocent hiker will be the victim; more likely the footers will shoot one of their own. If they're lucky, the wounds will not be fatal.

IMO.

They could always use the same ol same ol, contaminated due to mishandling
 
Bipto just ran away from his thread on the bff, too many trolls , to many questions more like it, guess he forgot about his drive too throw the MRP under the bus on his old forum.

Under what name does he post?
 
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