They certainly have been shown to adopt whatever theory benefits their belief that bigfoot is real, and this is no exception.
If the 2011 theory is that Bigfoot is actually a human then Patty must be a human so Patty now obviously walks like a human.
Everyone that posts on both sites should go over there and give them a rousing, "I told you so!"
Hmmm. The solution: Patty is human....[wait for it] but Bob H isn't!!! [Rimshot]
bleevers will insist that Patty's gait and proportions are human, and that Bob H's gait and proportions are not. A television repairman will use color fonts to provide the needed proof, and his findings will be supported by vectors (AKA dots and lines) drawn by a physics (?) major.
Bob H volunteers for a DNA test, which shows that he is human and his DNA differs from the reference human sequence by 8 (which is average). Richard Stubstad, however will calculate that the odds are 97% that Bob H is an alien/human hybrid. Bleevers will insist that the gubmint knows about this, and cite rumors coming out of Roswell NM as proof. They will find a 48 hour period in the life of his mother in which her whereabouts cannot be proven, and suggest she was abducted into a UFO.
A makeup artist will report that stills from the PGF do not show the aura which aliens are known to emit, and therefore it could not be Bob H in the suit.
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