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Pretty sad looking show on the ole forum, guess they can't stomach failure very well, it's getting winter out there maybe one will catch a cold and wander into a gun site soon, Maybe.
 
I am sure there is a reasonable explanation, BF most likely had already seen the humans putting the camera's in that location long ago and avoided them using there keen senses of stealth and photo shield technology, my guess is that the entire site is now compromised and needs to be dismantled and set up in another location, unfortunately this is going to set the project back a mite, please be Patience it should only be a few more years before the project will announce a world class find in the field of bigfootery.
 
Bigfoot has one of the best health care systems in the world. The ones that get dementia, heart disease, or are born with disabilities, are whisked away to deep underground caverns where they can luve out the reminder of their lives without risking falling from a rocky overhang, darting in front of beer trucks, or collapsing during an energetic Billy Sims goaline dive with a pig under its arm, to escape being detected by a wary armed human.
 
Mulder on the BFF, She hit (past tense) a wall, but they're beyond it now and apparently the results are so phenominal that they are having to really dot I's and cross T's to give the Parnassus-es out there absolutely no wiggle room to deny the final result.
At least that's how I read her statement.

So Science has failed to produce anything Bigfoot in there chunk of meat and there is still the hold out excuses, i think it was a waste of a good BBQ slice of beef.
 
Sorry about the mix up, it looks like that cause of the way i posted, should have been like this.

Mulder posted this comment about Melba.

She hit (past tense) a wall, but they're beyond it now and apparently the results are so phenomenal that they are having to really dot I's and cross T's to give the Parnassus-es out there absolutely no wiggle room to deny the final result.
At least that's how I read her statement.
 
Famous last words...

Many a footer said similar stuff in the past in other situations where they believed at last victory over the heretics was at their hands. The Georgia bigfoot-n'-a-freezer case is the first that came to my mind but there are others.
 
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The Bigfoot in a Freezer thing was a blast for me, i never laughed so hard in my life, i could not believe that so many were sucked into that so easily, i was getting mails back on the old BFF with folks telling me how this was finally it and the world would now know it was real, i almost fell of my chair a few times, even some of the better known folks on there were convinced it was the real deal, i bet some still do think it was a government cover up, it's a wonder that this country is what it is with such gullible people.
 
The Honobia no-show by Ketchum, was, in retrospect, an important event, particularly when she made no explanation for 30 days, during which time more rumors appeared, only to be dashed. The responses from believers are interesting.

There are several bleevers over there whose response to the massive cognitive dissonance has included hostility. In her recent statement, Ketchum has encouraged this oft-used mis-direction, by making a number of contemptuous references to "Science" as the cause of the "delay." Many believers have simply created more ad hoc explanations, which Ketchum encourages by her passive voice statement "the DNA threw her a curveball" ( or words to that effect), at the same time refusing to admit any fault of her own in essentially promising "salvation".

So the time-honored incantation is repeated, as it has been for 50 years: it's the fault of "Science" and government, but now it's also the fault of the DNA, (and somehow parnassus?) that the proof of Bigfoot has not emerged.

As would be predicted, a few have expressed disappointment or even hints of loss of faith, and in the mode of kitakaze, have turned reformer.

The cult will not collapse, however, as there are still massive cash (and fame) infusions from television, insuring a constant stream of new reports of fabricated evidence. The "Bigfoot is human" movement may be distasteful to Meldrum, but he will adapt or "die", in the age of DNA.
 
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In my opinion the migration to DNA evidence for Bigfoot is somewhat a byproduct of the rise of the amateur investigator. Forty years ago there was no World Wide Web, and the various pieces of evidence promoted by Bigfootery went largely unchallenged. If they were challenged it was done so privately, through letters and phone calls.

Within the last 10 years we have seen an explosion of critical thinking and genuine investigation into the subject. The internet is obviously responsible for enabling this to occur. Access to photographs, videos, and documents is unprecedented.

I think this is something that the main proponents rather fear. When people can come from left field and correctly analyze Bigfoot evidence for its prosaic explanations it becomes a grave threat to the credibility of Bigfootery.

DNA evidence, in theory at least, is beyond what most amateurs can work with.
 
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In her recent statement, Ketchum has encouraged this oft-used mis-direction, by making a number of contemptuous references to "Science" as the cause of the "delay." Many believers have simply created more ad hoc explanations, which Ketchum encourages by her passive voice statement "the DNA threw her a curveball" ( or words to that effect), at the same time refusing to admit any fault of her own in essentially promising "salvation".

So the time-honored incantation is repeated, as it has been for 50 years: it's the fault of "Science" and government, but now it's also the fault of the DNA, (and somehow parnassus?) that the proof of Bigfoot has not emerged.
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Truth in your words there Parnassus.
 
Just peeked in at the Erickson Project website and it appears to have been taken down. I wonder if some other operations won't follow suit in the near future.
 
We They don't work this way anymore. Outdated. Now we they have those brand new EMP weapons mounted on black helicopters, stealth fighters and unregistered vehicles, airbourne or not. Can even erase data on DVDs. We They used it on Neil Burgstahler/historian when he stumbled in to some sensitive data by sheer chance.

Pretty simple and easy to use, can no longer imagine life before them and the new transports. Ever considered the hell it is to wear black under a scorching sun while harassing citizens that know too much? And those old-fashioned black cars... Air conditioning never worked well on them, seats were very unconfortable, no air bags, ABS, hydraulics... Now just point antenna, press red button and ZAP! Gone is your data and you are nothing but another loonie at the web making claims you can not prove.
 
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Guess they were getting too close to the secret and the MIB had to step in.
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Sounds like they expected The Meldrum to get behind the film project and he isn't going to. And they must have gotten some disappointing news from The Ketchum on the DNA front. I get this feeling that their cameraman (? Pfohl) was an Ivan Marx type who fleeced them with staged footage.

My advice: Send in the clowns.
 
DNA analysis, while temporarily disheartening for the bleevers, will be their great rallying ground. It provides a pseudo-science sheen to their claims, and the results will never serve to falsify the legend. Already one of the congregation blithely concedes that human DNA is all they have, and writes of going beyond "simple mtDNA testing," as if somewhere in the billions of base pairs there is a combination that makes a modern human appear like The Creature of their imaginations and the Patterson movie, if only there were more sophisticated testing of the samples provided by the hopeful and the hoaxers. No result can ever falsify their proposition, as the mysteries of DNA function, control and coding is not likely to ever be fully explicated.

Now they can rail at labs and at DNA itself, as well as blaming Science, Gubmint, the timber industry and the MIB for concealing the proof of Bigfoot's existence.

Moneymaker, the Discovery Channel, Meldrum, Paulides, Ketchum and the rest of the Sasploitation industry will laugh all the way to the bank. The Munns Report will begin to emphasize Patty's resemblance to humans.

Of course, these are just my opinions. I could be wrong. For example, I didn't think Joe Paterno would have the stones to publicly tell the Penn State University Board of Trustees how to conduct their business, and I was completely wrong on that one.
 
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parnassus said:
DNA analysis, while temporarily disheartening for the bleevers, will be their great rallying ground. It provides a pseudo-science sheen to their claims, and the results will never serve to falsify the legend. Already one of the congregation blithely concedes that human DNA is all they have, and writes of going beyond "simple mtDNA testing," as if somewhere in the billions of base pairs there is a combination that makes a modern human appear like The Creature of their imaginations and the Patterson movie, if only there were more sophisticated testing of the samples provided by the hopeful and the hoaxers. No result can ever falsify their proposition, as the mysteries of DNA function, control and coding is not likely to ever be fully explicated.

Now they can rail at labs and at DNA itself, as well as blaming Science, Gubmint, the timber industry and the MIB for concealing the proof of Bigfoot's existence.

Moneymaker, the Discovery Channel, Meldrum, Paulides, Ketchum and the rest of the Sasploitation industry will laugh all the way to the bank.
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Well, it's better than working for a living!
 
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