Moderated Bigfoot- Anybody Seen one?

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Facebook Findbigfoot finds old prints in the snow, exclaims "Must be Bigfoot!!"

I have to admit, these guys are a bit of a personal project for me. The level of delusion and misinformation on their facebook page is unbelievable. In their lates hijinks, the find some old tracks in the snow, in an area of Minnesota where "no one has probably ever been!" You know, except you and your camera. They then do a classic 'Footer move by following the tracks to the beginning, instead of, oh I don't know, the end where the Bigfoot might be!

Unreal....
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=369108326463310&saved
 
I can't think of anything to add (well, ok, something) to this story from the "Bigfoot Evidence" blog:
On Monday, Ohio Bigfoot researcher Tim Stover sent in some possible evidence of Bigfoot hair samples and finger prints to a university to have it analyzed. Stover had taped a double-sided tape (adhesive on both sides) to a sandwich bag with some peanuts in it and left it out in the woods. When he returned and saw that the bag was ripped apart with peanuts half eaten, he immediately shared his excitement with fans on YouTube and Facebook.

Stover, being the honest man that he is, later that evening, uploaded another video telling us what he learned from the analysis.*

The results were disappointing. According to Stover, the finger prints on the tape were from his own fingers, and the hair samples actually belonged to a skunk. He is completely bummed about it but plans to keep on squatching.

*I haven't watched the video, but I am quite certain that what he learned is probably not what he should have learned, amirite?
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I have to admit, these guys are a bit of a personal project for me. The level of delusion and misinformation on their facebook page is unbelievable. In their lates hijinks, the find some old tracks in the snow, in an area of Minnesota where "no one has probably ever been!" You know, except you and your camera. They then do a classic 'Footer move by following the tracks to the beginning, instead of, oh I don't know, the end where the Bigfoot might be!

Unreal....
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=369108326463310&saved

And whoever was doing the illegal chainsawing mentioned earlier.:(
 
During World War One,
The press covered repeated reports of enemy aircraft over Montana. The US District Attorney Burton K. Wheeler, received so many reports of enemy airplanes operating out of a secret hideaway in the Bitterroot Valley that he was forced to send a special agent to ferret out the enemy...."the reports generated by this kind of emotion could not always be brushed aside." Editor, Helena Independent: "Have they spies in the mountain fastnesses equipped with wireless station and aeroplanes?"
Toole, "Twentieth Century Montana," p. 140.
 
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So you are saying Ketchum's DNA analysis is going to determine whether Bigfeets are the remnants of Austro-Hungarian, German, Russian, or Ottoman airmen.
 
I'm saying what are the odds that every one of those sightings was wrong? If only one was correct, we have a whole lot of Hessians out there. How could one special agent cover the entire Bitterroot Valley? It's verrrrry Teutonic. Do you know how many square miles of forest there are? What if he was biased against finding them? Germans are very evasive and may have only operated at night. There is plenty of food for them in the fields, forests and streams. Do you know how many planes are missing in the PNW?
 
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Good example. The idea that since there are thousands of bigfoot reports covering a wide range of decades, maybe centuries, and so a pseudo logical argument can be staged as what are the odds every single one of those thousands of reports are wrong; hoaxes, misidentifications, imagination, and so on. It boggles the mind that every single one of those reports could be wrong, so there must be at least one right one, one authentic one,m and so, what are the odds every single one is wrong? As if the authenticity of a bigfoot comes down to guessing what the odds are the reports have some real ones in the mix?

I like the illustration where you have the box with marbles, and possibly a white one in the mix. That demonstrates it really well!
 
by the way, if you would like to know what life under Citizens United is/will be like, Toole's little book, which is, in part, about the domination of state politics of Montana by the Anaconda Company is an excellent read. It also provides much other fascinating material about the exploitation of Montana. Toole (1920-1981) is little known outside of the circles of Western U.S. History, but was certainly a great man.
Toole, K. Ross. Twentieth Century Montana: A State of Extremes. Norman, University of Oklahoma Press, 1972 ISBN 0-8061-0992-0
 
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Here is an odd story out of rural Michigan; we need to get Drew on the case.

As best I can tell, from the editors note at the end, it seems as though the story is a semi hoax, or possibly an April Fool's joke. That is, it was based on a picture of an archery target, that was submitted as a joke in a contest. However, before the submitter came forward with the story, it may have been taken seriously.

Editor's note: The "Bigfoot of Lapeer County" photo was submitted by reader Bob Wilcox of Lapeer for consideration in the Times' 'Signs of Spring' photo contest. Wilcox couldn't resist the urge to snap the photo of "Bigfoot," which is a 7-foot tall 3-D archery target that was used for practice last weekend at the Lapeer County Sportsmen's Club. "Bigfoot" is made of styrofoam and weighs about 75 pounds. He joins about 30 fellow archery targets, which include an elk, moose, deer, bear, rabbit and even a Sasquatch-sized mosquito.

amirite?
 
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It has a ring of truth to it...

This is the first bigfoot encounter I have ever read that has a ring of truth about it. But it does raise some ethical questions:


Immediately I gutted him, tasting his fresh liver which was mouth-watering good. I had some garlic and rosemary, along with sea salt and peppercorns for a rub applied before roasting the backstraps on a stick. From my Athabaskan heritage I knew to check the stomach contents, which had a variety of berries, shoots, mushrooms, wild onions and peas. So I popped some bigfoot ham chunks in there with a drab of water and placed the stomach directly on the coals to simmer through the rest of the night.
In the morning it was a perfect goulash to eat with my eggs.

http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2011/04/chick-comes-face-to-face-with-bigfoot.html?showComment=1333044940680#c8567732473910813489
 
This is the first bigfoot encounter I have ever read that has a ring of truth about it. But it does raise some ethical questions:

http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com...howComment=1333044940680#c8567732473910813489
It sounds like the guy was the B-roll producer for No Reservations™. "No pesky Bigfoot is gonna get in my way...of indulging in the culinary delights." That poor unsuspecting Bigfoot didn't have a chance. I mean c'mon, the guy brought rosemary. He wasn't just toast, he was breakfast.
 
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This allegedly happens to someone and they report all of this detail.. but um.. " I am not sure where I was.. I dont have a map in front of me at this time". I smell some really bad foot odor !

edit: The lone female hiker... not the Bob Evans BF Egg and Sausage Delights guy. jsyk....
 
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Hallucinations are as American as apple pie, says Stanford prof Tanya Luhrmann:
Hallucinations are a universal feature of human experience. This doesn’t mean that everyone has hallucinated, but everyone is capable of hallucinating. If hallucinations can be managed, the effects range from enlightening to fun. If hallucinations are uncontrolled, the effects range from psychosis to terror. In most cases, expectations are the key to management and control. This explains why all societies prescribe ways for coping with and categorizing hallucinations.

When contemplating hallucinations in American culture, we tend to think of only two: the psychotropic fun kind and the psychotic horrifying kind. This habitual binary is not a biological given but rather is a cultural construction. Hallucinations exist along a spectrum, and different societies experience and categorize them in different ways. This makes hallucinations the perfect subject for a psychological anthropology that examines the interplay of biology and culture.

Sensing the analytical richness of the field, Stanford professor Tanya Luhrmann has turned her attention to the social construction of sensory experiences in general and “non-rational” hallucinations in particular. She states that her current research goal “is to distinguish the different patterns of sensory experiences most commonly identified as divinely inspired and those most commonly identified as psychiatric symptoms, and to understand those patterns in historical and social context.” To this end, Luhrmann is studying American evangelicals and psychiatric patients. As someone raised in an evangelical home, I can bear witness to the rife possibilities.

In the 2011 Annual Review of Anthropology, Luhrmann published a primer (open) on sensory overrides or hallucinations. She begins by asking why hallucinations occur: What is happening in the mind? Although there is no firm consensus, most agree that hallucinations are tied to perception and what is known as “reality monitoring.” This perspective views the mind not as a passive recipient of direct stimuli (the Hume-like model), but as an active agent which filters, interprets, and constructs experience from stimuli (the Kant-like model). Because we know the latter model is far closer to being correct, hallucinations become explicable:

From the reality monitoring perspective, hallucination-like experiences occur not because there is necessarily something wrong with one’s mind, but because one interprets something imagined in the mind as being real in the world. The most plausible mechanism here is that we constantly experience perceptual “breaks,” which we repair below the level of our awareness, either by filling in a perceptual break from its surrounding perceptual field or by interpreting the break with prior knowledge (e.g., the way being told that strange sounds are English can change the way one hears them). Hallucinations probably occur in the process of repair, and the cause is likely more often perceptual bias than perceptual deficit.

In the case of perceptual deficits, we make things cohere by creatively filling the gaps. In other contexts, this is called confabulation. In the case of perceptual bias, a need or yearning is being fulfilled: “Someone who perceives an ambiguous noise is more likely to interpret it, someone who needs an answer is more likely to listen for one, and someone who believes that an answer can be heard is more likely to hear one.” While this is a useful analytical distinction, it seems more likely that these work in tandem: when we experience perceptual gaps we fill them with perceptual bias. It’s a powerful process capable of generating hallucinations.

Given our tendency to categorize hallucinations either as psychotropic fun or pathological delusion, we should be mindful that hallucinations needn’t be either. There are ranges of hallucinations and these may exist along a continuum. You don’t need take drugs or be mad to hallucinate.

Knowing this, Luhrmann identifies three patterns of hallucinations that appear in all societies. The first and most pervasive is Sensory Override, in which people “experience a sensation in the absence of a source to be sensed.” The paradigmatic example is the hearing of a voice even though no one is present or no one has spoken. Although the hearing of non-existent voices is common across cultures and has been attributed to all manner of spirits, gods, ghosts, and other imaginaries, in the US it is often reported by charismatic Christians who believe God is talking. Luhrmann’s research links this experience to an attentional state which dampens external stimuli and amplifies internal arousal:

Absorption is the capacity to become focused on the mind’s object — what humans imagine or see around them — and to allow that focus to increase while diminishing attention to the myriad of everyday distractions that accompany the management of normal life. It is the mental capacity common to trance, hypnosis, dissociation, and much other spiritual experience in which the individual becomes caught up in ideas or images or fascinations.
 
I was thinking I saw BF this afternoon in the backyard.. but really it was just an odd shadow cast by our Hemlock tree. Still looking though ! Yes... we love to see things that are not really there.. The American Way !
 
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