Moderated Bigfoot- Anybody Seen one?

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AlaskaBushPilot said:
I'm going to produce the "Babes of Bigfoot" Calendar. Copyright and Tradename reserved.
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So this will be a calendar of female fans of bigfoot? Female fans of Star Trek, for example, might wear Vulcan ears, Klingon foreheads, various uniforms and costumes. Are the bigfoot fan women in this calendar going to have furry breasts in honor of Patty and have thick, rigid bums?
 
from Bayanov's essay at the Relict Hominoid Inquiry:
Folklore dwells a lot on the enormous size of a female demon’s breasts, calling them “huge”, even frightening.
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Run away, run away!!

(btw, you kids at home, for that all important college essay, don't write that anything "...dwells a lot on..." anything.)
 
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Cracked.com has an article today about infighting among fringe groups. Bigfootery is listed at #3 and yet they pretty much completely screwed it up as the article states the infighting among footers regards the PGF's validity. Then they link to these very forums as evidence....

It appears that Cracked didn't read this enough to figure out that we aren't beleevers infighting, we are about 50 skeptics debating two or three bleevers....

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-hilariously-unexpected-feuds-between-fringe-groups/



sigh.....
 
Tontar said:
So this will be a calendar of female fans of bigfoot? Female fans of Star Trek, for example, might wear Vulcan ears, Klingon foreheads, various uniforms and costumes. Are the bigfoot fan women in this calendar going to have furry breasts in honor of Patty and have thick, rigid bums?
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We're putting together some focus groups to test out themes. I need funding though, so I am starting an eBay drive. You sell something on Ebay and give me the money.
 
Tontar said:
So this will be a calendar of female fans of bigfoot? Female fans of Star Trek, for example, might wear Vulcan ears, Klingon foreheads, various uniforms and costumes. Are the bigfoot fan women in this calendar going to have furry breasts in honor of Patty and have thick, rigid bums?
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Female Bigfoot groupies are known as "Plaster Casters."
 
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LogicFail said:
Cracked.com has an article today about infighting among fringe groups. Bigfootery is listed at #3 and yet they pretty much completely screwed it up as the article states the infighting among footers regards the PGF's validity. Then they link to these very forums as evidence....

It appears that Cracked didn't read this enough to figure out that we aren't beleevers infighting, we are about 50 skeptics debating two or three bleevers....

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-hilariously-unexpected-feuds-between-fringe-groups/

sigh.....
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The worst part is that particular article wasn't even close to the usual Cracked.com funny. That's a seriously funny website and I've laughed myself to literal tears at some of the things there. The captioned photos alone (those within the stories) aren't just funny, but usually brilliantly funny.

Curiously, it appears the 'researcher' for that story was JREF member David Wong.
 
Counter the Bigfooter' argument 'But why are no Bigfoot seen in Hawaii?' with this:
http://www.bigfoothawaii.com/aboutus.html

FAQ
Q - Is Bigfoot really here in Hawaii?
A -Yes, possibly. TBSRCH believes maybe they are and somewhat likely here, but not exactly sure.

Q - How did Bigfoot get here?
A - By hitch hiking in refrigerated Christmas tree containers from the Pacific Northwest, during Novembers and Decembers for the past several years is our understanding.

Q - Where did Bigfoot come from?
A - Best guess; Oregon and Washington states

Q - How could Bigfoot survive such a long trip in a shipping container without food or water?
A - Hibernation. Text messaging. Downloading apps.

Q - How many Bigfoot are in Hawaii?
A - TBSRCH has received over 30 sighting reports. But after the U.S. 2010 Census is completed, the TBSRSH should have a more accurate number. To date, zero Bigfoot confirmed.

Q - Where is Bigfoot?
A - Where?

Q - What does Bigfoot look like?
A - It depends on one's medication. But most tell the TBSRSH; a large hairy ape like creature, that carries a foul odor. No one to date has photographed Bigfoot.

Q - What would Bigfoot eat to survive here?
A - Local foods, definitely; plate lunches (hamburger steak, 2 scoop rice, mac salad, gravy all over), manapua, kalua pig, Portuguese sausage, kim chee, adobo

Q - Is Bigfoot a danger to people in Hawaii?
A - TBSRCH believes it's probably the other way around.

Q - What should people do if they encounter Bigfoot?
A - WARNING: Do not purchase carwash or benefit chili tickets from Bigfoot!
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AlaskaBushPilot said:
Well if Merldumb can be so specialized in the mid-tarsal break, and if others are experts in calls and knocks, another in "special effects" costume make-up to write technical hokum... sheesh there's a lot of little niche areas in Bigfootery.

I'm going to produce the "Babes of Bigfoot" Calendar. Copyright and Tradename reserved.
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/me volenteers photography services. (some NSFW/artistic photos on link)



Hey, where there's money to be made it could happen. I might retract my offer if they appear anything like a popular image search for sasquatch reveals. :)
 
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