Moderated Bigfoot- Anybody Seen one?

[DennyT]

Will Moneymaker sue KOA?
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The kid-friendly, 76-acre campground also offers a tandem 800-foot zip line, a giant jumping pillow, a rock climbing wall and a "Bigfoot Night Adventure" on weekends that takes campers into the woods with flashlights to see where the legendary "Bigfoot" sleeps and scratches his back on the trees.
"More and more people wanted to have a private bathroom and more exciting things for children to do than a traditional playground," said Scott Cory.

Info: Ventura Ranch KOA, 7400 Pine Grove Rd., Santa Paula; (800) 562-1899. Teepees $59-$89 a night, lodges $139-$179, tents $99.*


http://www.latimes.com/travel/deals/la-trb-koa-campground-20110614,1,1701660.story

 

[RayG]

We have an full upper body impression including half of its face On the passenger side window of a pickup truck

Upper body impression? Just how much dirt was on the side of this pickup truck anyway?

RayG

 

[GT/CS]

So which bigfooter stripped down and hugged the truck?

 

[DennyT]

So which bigfooter stripped down and hugged the truck?

I assume this is black bear because I have seen it a couple times before. Bears can be pretty dirty and they will smear up a vehicle or a trailer pretty good trying to get at something inside, usually fried chicken or a meat sandwich. All these bleevers who talk about getting out in the woods don't know a darn thing about REAL wildlife cause they think everything that moves is a Bigfoot. they should call that show Finding Nothing But Bigfoot.

 

[William Parcher]

I don't think I can fit my full upper body on the side window of a pickup truck.

Must have been another juvenile squatch.

It looks like a 3-dimensional ghoul with royal epaulettes.

 

[LTC8K6]

Doesn't look like too many footers are buying it...

 

[idoubtit]

That doesn't appear to be an accurate representation of pressing a face against a window, does it? Unless it's a greasy soft mask. Someone needs to try to reproduce it.

I'm too clean so it can't be me.

 

[William Parcher]

It has a dimensional quality that reminds me of the Shroud of Turin. But this one could be purely pareidolia.

 

[Drewbot]

It is clearly a Sith Lord mask with vaseline smeared on it.

 

[idoubtit]

It has a dimensional quality that reminds me of the Shroud of Turin. But this one could be purely pareidolia.

Me too. I actually tweeted that when I first saw it.

I can imagine that they must have hightailed it straight to a garage to preserve the evidence from potential rain. "I'll never wash this truck again".

 

[Spektator]

It looks a lot less face-like with the colors inverted.

 

[atpeace]

Me too. I actually tweeted that when I first saw it.

I can imagine that they must have hightailed it straight to a garage to preserve the evidence from potential rain. "I'll never wash this truck again".

Yup. I'd like to see the timeline on that one. Found impression on truck. Took pictures. Went home. Did not look for the Bigfoot. Schedule press conference. Will return days/weeks/months later to search for the infamous creature (if at all).

 

[William Parcher]

Doesn't look like too many footers are buying it...

They can move it over to the werewolf or dogman believers. Really, it could be paraded in front of a whole range of cryptozoological and paranormal enthusiasts to see who would like to claim it for their own fantasy. You tell us what it is.

 

[The Shrike]

This "bigfoot is us" nonsense is really heating up, but this interview hints at some backstabbing among the faithful.

 

[William Parcher]

this interview

From the blog of "Silver Fox" - the new dynamic force in Bigfootery. Suddenly busting into the scene like a honey badger.

 

[LTC8K6]

They can move it over to the werewolf or dogman believers. Really, it could be paraded in front of a whole range of cryptozoological and paranormal enthusiasts to see who would like to claim it for their own fantasy. You tell us what it is.

Bandersnatch?

 

[DennyT]

Basically we have modern human DNA that someone is trying to say belongs to a hairy monster. Pardon me for laughing. And the provenance of this material depends on the honesty of people like Paulides and the gullibility of footers. And some people in the lab were let go.

Sounds like time to cook up some popcorn.

 

[LTC8K6]

Basically we have modern human DNA that someone is trying to say belongs to a hairy monster.

Robin Williams?

 

[kitakaze]

It is clearly a Sith Lord mask with vaseline smeared on it.

It reminded me of something else.

 

[kitakaze]

From the blog of "Silver Fox" - the new dynamic force in Bigfootery. Suddenly busting into the scene like a honey badger.

Honey badgers are nasty...

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