Moderated Bigfoot- Anybody Seen one?

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I take it ALL back, the Marble Mountain analysis video is amazing, haha, i've watched it 3 times now and I happen to think its comedy gold! What cracks me up is that whoever did the editing is clearly nuts, some of the crap he writes inbetween the footage is amazing, here's one little gem:

"Sasquatch grabs head holding the thought object..."

Some of my other favourites include:

"Possible eureka moment."

"Tree pulling to speed through brush with a fully migrated toe from swimming is most likely."

"Sasquatch indeed are like tightrope walkers.."

"Sasquatch feel comfortable around trees, touching them..."

and last but by no means least:

"Sasquatch has feelings of regret, disappointment maybe despair..."


Well slap my arse and call me Betty!
 
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parnassus said:
Bigfoots have been killed 36 times:
http://robertlindsay.wordpress.com/2011/05/13/why-has-no-hunter-ever-shot-and-killed-a-bigfoot/
SO THERE!
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I also found this report:


"Sunday, March 15th, 1994/

A local man from Southern Australia apparantly shot and killed a monster he described as being "a lot like that big marshmallow thingie from 'Ghostbusters'..."


Clearly, i just made that piece of ◊◊◊◊ up.... Thats the beauty with those kinds of pointless reports..
 
A deceased Bigfooter got a chance to speak with the Lord. "You know Father, I've been here in Heaven for just a week now and I've already seen convincing Bigfoot tracks up here and I was talking to a fella who says that he even saw one." God replied to him in a booming voice, "Nonsense, Bigfoot doesn't exist." The Bigfooter looked down at his feet then back up to his Creator and said, "Jesus Christ. Another skeptic!"
 
Video of something sort of greenish gray moving behind some brush, carrying a little white something (? Could be the washing instructions or a Zagnut wrapper). Visible only in part and for exactly one second, at 23 seconds in. The audio sounds like someone having some kind of sexual experience, possibly mutual, with a person named Ross. Reportedly in Alaska. Wouldn't know about that. U decide.
http://www.petethomasoutdoors.com/2011/05/is-bigfoot-now-roaming-the-woods-of-ketchikan-alaska.html
"Driving up the Alcan Highway through Canada, there is a whole stretch of Canadian towns along the road touting their bigfoot-rich properties, a tourist draw for those who believe in the unsubsantiated animal.*Alaska is well-known for its hulking wildlife -- bears, moose, caribou and sea lions are among the biggest draws -- but when it comes to the elusive bigfoot, there seems to be a dearth of sightings for a state so enveloped in the woods that play home to the legendary beast in other parts of the world."

I was on a logging road in Ketchikan hiking with my friend when I saw it! Boy did my heart start racing!! It was about 40 yards from the road! Not sure if it knew I was there or not, because the noise of flowing water from the stream. It seemed to travel fast! It made my hair stand up!! At one point you can see a whitish yellowish thing in it's hand! I believe it was skunk cabbage. Not sure, but it is in bloom.
You see it jump and after that point it just seems to disappear. There was a lot of brush and trees between it and I, I could not tell where it had gone. It was a scary sort of exciting feeling at the same time!! We went to search for tracks but the river bed where we thought it was walking was full of perfect skiping rocks, we found no prints! If there is a BigFoot, Sasquatch, or Kushtaka I swear I saw him!!
According to the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization, this would be the first reported sighting of a bigfoot in Ketchikan, although there have been 21 previous sightings in Alaska, eight of which have occurred in Fairbanks or "Southeast Fairbanks."
As with all bigfoot video the creature is hard to see, hidden behind trees and partially or totally obscured, giving just enough evidence for the skeptics to dispute and just enough for the believers to support. So is there a bigfoot in Alaska? We'll leave that up to you.
 
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LTC8K6 said:
And it didn't wake his wife up...

Patroni's report says these loud vocalizations, that shook his house, (but let his wife sleep), came from no closer than 150 yards away.

Sasquatch must have been holding on to a GE90 to make noises that loud...
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Similar to the Snelgrove Lake Monsterquest episode(4:20 mark) where the guy said bigfoot was right outside the cabin screaming and screeching, and shaking and lifting up the entire cabin, but none of the other guys in the cabin heard it.
 
Resume said:
You keep using the term "common sense" while trying to make a point; you shouldn't because it doesn't quite mean what you think it means. As for road-killed black bear, I've seen one. And I think if you did the research you'd find road kill examples for wolves, elk, moose, the rare Florida Panther, etc. Just because you refuse to acknowledge them isn't my problem.
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Even more damning to his "common sense' argument is that half or more of bigfoot sightings occur by/on roads. Not only that, there are already reports of bigfoot being hit by a vehicle. Here's one:

"Unknown City, Hwy 101 location
January 1973. A truck driver hits a 7 foot BF on US 101. The front of the logging truck is badly damaged, no report on the condition of the BF."

http://www.bigfootencounters.com/sightings.htm

And speaking of bigfoot sightings by roads, here's an interesting one.
 
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parnassus said:
Bigfoots have been killed 36 times:
http://robertlindsay.wordpress.com/2011/05/13/why-has-no-hunter-ever-shot-and-killed-a-bigfoot/
SO THERE!
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That was the most entertaining read I've had in a while. Love the stories where "a judge sealed the case", or a police officer was "consigned to the hospital" after hitting a bigfoot with his patrol car. Of course, neither the judge nor the police officer have a name; that kind of solid information would quickly kill the mythical part of the story.

Wow...just when I thought anything Bigfoot-related couldn't give me a chuckle any more, this comes along. Thanks! :)
 
Okay, the story so far is Bigfoot is blurry, looks like a guy in a suit, and leaves suspicious footprints. What else?
 
The Shrike said:
That one is getting a lot of support from the pundits at the BFF: http://bigfootforums.com/index.php?/topic/5572-new-film-out-of-eastern-wa/. It's not that big, so it must be a juvenile. It's also got Patty's fluid gait and bent knees. It must be bigfoot! Who cares if it looks like someone jogging by in a saggy gorilla suit - that's what bigfoots look like!
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Do you think this looks like a guy in a suit? I honestly don't. Like the Marble Mountains and the Memorial Day footage, I don't see anything here that says hoax, or suit. They're just films of guys, not even wearing suits.

This one looks like he was taking a dump behind a tree and when some hikers came near, ran off, bent down a bit because he's holding his trousers up. Though that of course is purely speculative.
 
Beaver Hateman said:
...They're just films of guys, not even wearing suits...
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:D Yep! Cracks me up how Bigfooters™ allow (force?) themselves to actually believe all these vague/blurry images of guys (not even wearing suits) are somehow part of the 'proof' of Bigfoot. I mean, surely they want their own 'proof' to at least be able to withstand the Hmmm that really looks like a guy taking a dump 'acid test'?! Right? It's almost as if since they can't identify who it is, they think it's okay to question what it is. It's wishful thinking gone mad I tell ya. And I won't stand for it! Bailiff, whack their ******s!
 
HarryHenderson said:
It's almost as if since they can't identify who it is, they think it's okay to question what it is
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Just quoting this, for wossname.

I mean, so many of these films could be Brad Pitt. You can't PROVE they're not! So they are, right? Oh, and they're George Clooney as well. After all, anything that can't be proved wrong, once suggested, is true. Isn't it?
 
That video is hilarious. It's probably a new species of "silent bigfoot". They're the only huge primate that can run at full speed 40 feet away from you in the forest and you'll hear nothing.
 
Queen Elizabeth unable to get a good sighting of Bigfoot because he stays on the opposite side of a new Canadian coin.
 

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