But BTW, not long ago I heard a story on the radio about a unicorn sighting in Italy, but it wasn't pink, which must be why the skeptics have moved the goalposts from normal colored unicorns to pink ones ... they must have caught wind of the story someplace and decided to add "pink" in there just to be on the safe side
No, the Pink Unicorns have been around a long time and I have studied their history... I can even prove that pink unicorns exist.
Let's look at the evidence: Many stories about unicorns have been written through the ages so they must be based on fact. A list of the unicorn stories to support my claim that they have been seen and recognised for a long time is:
The First Animal Named
Daniel and the Unicorn
King Arthur and the Unicorn
The Unicorn Who Walks Alone
The Fair Maid and the Snow White Unicorn
Shimmer
The Court of the Summer King
Unicorns get more than one mention in the Bible... An accurate historical record of our planet's history:
Numbers 24:8 “God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of a unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.”
Deuteronomy 33:17 “His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.”
Job 39:9-10 “Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?”
Psalm 22:21 “Save me from the lion's mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.”
Psalm 29:6 “He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.”
Psalm 92:10 “But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of a unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.”
Isaiah 34:7 “And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.”
And even before the Bible was written, during the Upper Paleolithic period, people were painting Unicorn's on cave walls:
http://www.theartwolf.com/news/lascaux-caves-danger.htm
So let's move on the physical biological evidence for Unicorns.
Well we know that a Unicorn looks like this:
Because here is a photo of one.
But despite some people photographing them over the years, we have never actually been able to prove their existence, because no scientist has ever managed to capture one. So let's look at the data available.
The above photo is obviously based upon one of these animals:
A horse...which we have much conclusive proof of the existence of and biological data:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse
but it's the wrong colour. We are looking for proof of a pink unicorn...
Well as the horse is a mammal, if it was possible to have a pink mammal, it would prove that it is possible to have a pink horse.
A pink mammal then!
http://www.recipezaar.com/bb/viewtopic.zsp?t=294948
Which we know is a mammal because scientists have examined them in great detail:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin
So now all the various bits are coming together, we know we can have a pink horse. All that is missing is a single horn...
The Narwhal is only one contender... because of it's closer relationship to the pink dolphin, but there are a few others.
Here's one that bears more than a passing resemblance to the horse:
A single horned deer.
Full story here
So now you can see how all this evidence builds up into a picture of Pink Unicorns being real...
I would further contend that there are two distinct species of pink unicorns too. A visible and an invisible kind... the invisible one's are proving much harder to pin down the evidence for though, so there is much doubt as to their true existence.