Akhenaten
Heretic Pharaoh
Fellow Oz denizens I bring news of ongoing success in our plot to take over the world without really trying.
Recently, here in Seppopotamia I have found something on the shelves of many stores that brough a tear to the eye.
Tim-Tams! Formerly I had to travel to Cost Plus World Market to purchase my fix but now they are on the shelves at several retailers here.
Also Chicken in a Biscuit has turned up here everywhere I look lately.
Can I dare hope that one day soon I will be able to buy a pie or a sausage roll without having to pay for overnight express shipping?
Finally! The Americadians have got some couth and culture about themselves. Next thing you know you'll be able to get an Iced Vo Vo, just like people in real countries.
No Four and Twenties?!? From what I hear, you can't get a piece of flake and min chips either, so it's little wonder everyone over there is crazy.
You're all mad with hunger.