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Australia

Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you, amen!

ETA: I was a Kiwi once but I got better.
 
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Shrike mention the Duyfken, so happens we met a tradesman who made parts of the replica. He was making the stern light in Winton and trying to flatten cow horns for the lens of the light(flattened horns polished are transparent and tough) I had the right gear with me so over a few drinks we did the job. That little ship started the modern day exploring of Australia. Captan Cook came here with maps to est. a military out post and got rid of the Spanish huts that were there (about 400) don't know if anybody was home at the time. Just more stuff that they don't teach in our schools. Why sail all the way down the coast to land? My reasoning would be is Cook was a Mason and tried to get as close to 33% lat. as possible. No doubt England had it all planned to open up Australia by jailing a huge work(slave) force. The USA has a large stock of prisoners now, have they a plan? As for Australia being the crime country?? we don't lock much and have little trouble. Some city areas can be a bit rough but on the whole not too bad. Usually a good reason for murder especially tribal.
 
Akhenaten said:
I shall STFU for a bit, and see where we go.
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This is an outright lie.


MG1962 said:
Australia is a very hard place to describe to others. It is a tired land, yet at the same exude an almost primal energy that's infectious.


It is a land that will embrace you and nuture you. While at the same time reminding you it can beak your heart in an instant. The recent events in Victoria and Queensland are testiment to this.

Yet even amid such heartbreak Australians showed a unity of purpose to get behind the survivers, remind them they are not alone, helping to dust them off and get their lives restarted for another round of existence in a Sunburnt Country
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Moving words my friend, and I thank you for sharing them.

I hope this thread will be able to convey the spirit that you describe so well.


The Victorian Government announced yesterday that people who had lost homes in the Black Saturday fires of 7 February 2009 would receive up to AU$40 000 which is in addition to AU$50 000 already allocated from the AU$301 000 000 so far donated to the relief fund.

I am crying and my heart is full.

Read the full story from the Australian Broadcasting Commission
 
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Magnifico2.0 said:
I want to dive the reefs once before I die.
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Here is how my Government presents it to you


The Great Barrier Reef is the only living organic collective visible from Earth's orbit. The Great Barrier Reef, off the east coast of Australia, is one of the wonders of the natural world - it is the world's largest coral reef ecosystem. It was declared a World Heritage area in 1981 and added to the National Heritage List in 2007.
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Not only is the Great Barrier Reef magnificent, it'is extremely accessible.

There are dozens of resorts located on some of the thousands of islands, as well as many more on the mainland.

This is a photo taken through the front door of my hotel room on Hamilton Island in October, 2006.


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HarryKeogh said:
Bands of marauding platypusses, platypii, platypussies, plat... koalas roam the Australian countryside killing all who dare to cross their path.
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Akhenaten said:
Venomous Mammals

<snip that rubbish>

Platypus Ornithorhynchus anatinus*

The calcaneous spur found on the male platypus's hind limb is used to deliver venom. Echidnas, the other monotremes, have spurs but no functional venom glands.


<and that too>

* My wife and I used to have mock arguments about this name. She preferred the old name of Ornithorhynchus paradoxus, because that's what it's called in Dot and the Kangaroo. I mostly had to let her win because she had a reference and I didn't. :)
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Don't worry, you didn't miss this qote quoat quoth post. It's from another thread. :)


The Koala is a terrifying and deadly beast.
 
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Akhenaten said:
Moving words my friend, and I thank you for sharing them.

I hope this thread will be able to convey the spirit that you describe so well.
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The pleasure is all mine. But it is sometimes amazing to consider what a rag tag bunch of sea sick ruffians managed to carve out of the landscape.

I would often sit down by the harbour at night and enjoy the lights of the city and ponder if Arthur Phillip, ever quiet realised what helped to start would become this.

For anyone visiting Sydney as a tourist. I would highly reccomend taking the Manly ferry trip around sunset. As the light dulls and city lights come on, it is an almost magical and calming sensation
 
Speaker: The member from North Sydney with a point of order.

Joe Hockey: Mr. Speaker, the Prime Minister is a complete twit and-

Speaker: THE MEMBER WILL RESUME HIS SEAT! THERE IS NO POINT OF ORDER!



Ahhh, I love question time.
 
proudnonbbeliever said:
Australia, known as Straya (pronounced stray-ya) in the native tongue is a country, a continent and an island, all in one. Beat that.
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Two islands actually. Your omission likely resulted from my error in the OP in failing to acknowledge our Southern Gem, the beautiful island state of Tasmania.



proudnonbbeliever said:
Oh yeah, more marsupials than anywhere else. Even our animals are to lazy to gestate properly....
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If I recall correctly, Robert Heinlen wrote a short story within his larger work, Time Enough for Love titled The Man Who Was Too Lazy To Fail

Why yes, I do recall correctly:


The Man Who Was Too Lazy To Fail

Robert Heinlein in his “Time Enough for Love” tells the story of the man who was too lazy to fail. The basic idea behind this story is that if you fail in something you want to do, you have to do it over again - double the work - thus not the right thing for a truly lazy person
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The main character in the book, Lazarus Long, eventually became a time-traveller. It is clear to me that he travelled back in time and left the story with the proto-marsupials as a guide book.



ETA: I haven't checked yet, but I believe the lazy, non-failing man was named Dave.


Cheers,

Dave
 
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It should be Lieutenant Cook. He wasn't made post until 1775. The king
personally handed him his commission. If you insist on his later rank then
you'll have to add his scientific credentials too; Captain James Cook FRS RN
 
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Please, just, don't

I spent two weeks in 2000 with some sort of cringe reflex contorting my torso intermittently.
 
I don't know where you people get your information, but everything posted so far is wrong, wrong, wrong.

First, it's spelled "Austria".

Second, it's not an island; it's a landlocked country in Central Europe.

Seriously. Can't you people do a little bit of research before posting?
 
MG1962 said:
LOL - yes and a country that can not even pronounce the name of the capital city properly, and eats its national emblem :eek:
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It gets even worse !!eleven!


This is Australia's coat of arms, commonly observed in Canbra. Many people call our nation's capital home, and some of them have swords. Arthwollipot may have information on this phenomenon.


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As can be seen, Australia appears to have TWO faunal emblems, the Kangaroo - Macropodidae (or macropod, meaning 'large foot') and the Emu - Dromaius novaehollandiae, however, we must note this:

Australian Government - Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade

Australia has never adopted any official faunal or bird emblem, but, by popular tradition, the kangaroo and emu are widely accepted as such.
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Official or not, both are yummy. Unfortunately the best evidence for this assessment is in the form of recipes, which should not be posted here.


chillzero said:
It is still expected, it is just not enforced. Rule 11 was mainly introduced to prevent kittening of threads when members weren't happy with responses from others. That is a bigger problem in the public forums where discussions are often more heated between believers versus no-beleivers; each side of political or ethical issues, etc.

The Membership Agreement makes it clearer in that regard, and that's where we send people for clear direction as to what would be moderated.
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The Membership Agreement


There's no point in pushing the limits of the MA, so I will provide links to the affomentioned yumminess.

Kangaroo

Emu


Why stop there? All's fair in love and lunch.

Crocodile


The last one is dependent on the chef-du-jour not becoming the opening course.
 
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