August Stundie Nominations

[Travis]

*Quantum mechanics stuff flies over Travis' head*

Q "What the hell was that?"

A "Bizzaro Travis spontaneously generating then disintegrating."

 

[Grizzly Bear]

I'm telling you RIGHT NOW that they don't BUILD structures to resist fire, they DESIGN buildings to resist fire. You're 100% incorrect! GOOD DAY SIR!!!!

You can yell and scream and bold all the font you want, but Beachnut did not say designed against collapse, or designed to fall in such and such a way. He said "built" to fall in this way. He's saying it was built to fall in a particular way.

 

[uk_dave]

wow.

Redibis obviously has had a bad experience with builders!

 

[jaydeehess]

It has always amused me that the aryan master race were championed by a small swarty fella with narrow shoulders and wide hips.

You've seen pics of Himmler perhaps?
http://www.leninimports.com/heinrich_himmler_1.jpg

Hitler actually looks manly next to him.

,,, or Goering, also not exactly the Aryan ideal.

 

[dudalb]

http://messageboards.aol.com/aol/en_us/articles.php?boardId=564809&articleId=48947&func=5&channel=

There are no words.

You could learn a lot more about how towers collapse watching the Fall of Barad Dur from "Return of the King" then from most of "demonstrations" that the truthers come up with.

 

[Toke]

You've seen pics of Himmler perhaps?
http://www.leninimports.com/heinrich_himmler_1.jpg

Hitler actually looks manly next to him.

,,, or Goering, also not exactly the Aryan ideal.

Have you seen "The Dictator" by Chaplin?
There is a scene where they are planning who to go for next, it happens to be the brown haired.

 

[RedIbis]

I'm telling you RIGHT NOW that they don't BUILD structures to resist fire, they DESIGN buildings to resist fire. You're 100% incorrect! GOOD DAY SIR!!!!

This will never win. It doesn't have the stundiliousness to bring home the prize. Besides if anyone were to check up on the context of my comments, they'll find that Beachnut's assertion that the WTC towers were built to collapse in a specified way the real winner of that illustrious exchange. Not likely since you guys don't like to pick on your own.

 

[Grizzly Bear]

Besides if anyone were to check up on the context of my comments, they'll find that Beachnut's assertion that the WTC towers were built to collapse in a specified way the real winner of that illustrious exchange.

As you are aware the context is there for everybody to see. Of course you also tried to subtley (and unsuccessfully) to change your argument. You're free to clarify what you meant within the thread in question, I did ask about it of course you might have forgotten about it in the barrage of responses that followed it.

Not likely since you guys don't like to pick on your own.

That's when you step up to the plate and nominate it yourself. There's nothing holding you back, and I implore you to nominate me any time I post a response which you think is so stundilicious it deserves to be nominated for posterity. I nominated myself once, but unfortunately I didn't make it to the finals

 

[Horatius]

I nominated myself once, but unfortunately I didn't make it to the finals

No one who wants a Stundie can get one!

 

[RedIbis]

That's when you step up to the plate and nominate it yourself. There's nothing holding you back, and I implore you to nominate me any time I post a response which you think is so stundilicious it deserves to be nominated for posterity. I nominated myself once, but unfortunately I didn't make it to the finals

I'm like the Susan Lucci of Stundies.

 

[Mr.D]

I'm like the Susan Lucci of Stundies.

I agree. Your act is getting old too.

 

[NWO Sentryman]

I think someone ought to rewatch the World at war.

existentialistcowboy.blogspot.com/2009/08/who-wants-obama-to-fail-and-why.html

One of the comments to the story.

By Len Hart:
Hitler invaded Poland for the coal.

Hitler was STUPID! Rommel was already in South Africa. Rommel MIGHT HAVE SEIZED EVERY OIL FIELD IN THE MIDDLE EAST. End of war! End of freedom anywhere in the world.

 

[Klimax]

Take a shower! Bombard yourself by parts C (water) and let you (part A) be one-way crushed down! Ther's no business like the shower business.

Heiwa results...

 

[dudalb]

I think someone ought to rewatch the World at war.

existentialistcowboy.blogspot.com/2009/08/who-wants-obama-to-fail-and-why.html

One of the comments to the story.

And he got it wrong.It is not Nazis who moved into South Africa, it was Prawn Like Aliens.

 

[Horatius]

Newbie, Holocaust denier, budly, trying to explain why we should watch some videos...

and the best way to learn about it, is to read what deniers say in their own words.

 

[Grizzly Bear]

Heiwa results...

In Heiwa universe I could survive this! No problem... It's just puffy snow

 

[carlitos]

boom

Steve Austin, at the BBC comments section, describing the quiet explosive detonations that brought down the World Trade Center:

carlito you obviously watch too much "HOLLYWOOD", real explosions do not sound like they do in the movies, in the movies they are "hollywoodized" for effect.

 

[IMST]

that obviously from somone who doesn't realize how much Hollywood has to turn them down. Last explosion I heard was simply a tire blow out on a bus. Literally thought a bomb had gone off. I saw people hit the deck.

 

[fitzgibbon]

Proof positive that high schools are failing to make basic physics understood.

For your consideration from that hotbed of 9/11 knowledge aka ATS

Originally posted by LoneGunMan

Nope that cant be right because after the first sound you can still hear the jet flying. Also if it was a blast-wave wouldn't it have to travel down the building first then through the ground. So like Advisor said the delay is very close. I bet traveling down the building first wold negate that delay.

Who knows?

 

[carlitos]

asked and answered

re: "If the OCT is allowed to stand unchallenged then human 'civilisation' is set-back by almost 400 years."

Can you ask him to expound on his "reasoning" for that? Sometimes it's impossible to fathom how these people arrive at such bizarre conclusions, lol.

By request, I asked and received this response, in full:

I was referring to the trial of Gallileo. 1633-ish.