Attention, NWO

[NoZed Avenger]

September 1st is here and I don't have to remind you all this is the end of the fiscal year for the NWO. You have only 10 days to submit your budgets for fiscal 2010.

Also, a position have opened up and any interested persons can put their Sc-10a forms and a 12-f requisition in, along with the usual CV.

Gravy has been moved from the "Versus" division into "Cointel." This is technically a lateral move, but he will get a pay upgrade. I can't give you the identity he will be posting under for reasons of security, but let's just say we've set up a deep, deep cover on this one with an already established posting history, and I wish him the best of luck making the most outrageaous and untruthful claims imaginable to discredit the Trvth movement.

We have been forced to make this move with the East Coast Cointelpro because, frankly, the Trvthers are doing too good a job and making the people we had working there look positively sane and mainstream. Let's hope Gravy can kick it up a notch.

Any persons wanting to apply for his old position, please handle the application in the usual manner. Note that hand-to-hand and firearm rating must be above grade M.

There is also an office pool. Any NWO member who correctly guesses which supposed truther is actually Gravy's new identity will get 2 extra tickets to the Bohemian grove next year and a Congressional seat.

 

[joe911]

Can i be part of the nwo?

Ill do anything,even if i have to start at the bottom doing jobs like cleaning nwo kittys litter tray

 

[defaultdotxbe]

Any persons wanting to apply for his old position, please handle the application in the usual manner.

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[NoZed Avenger]

Can i be part of the nwo?

Ill do anything,even if i have to start at the bottom doing jobs like cleaning nwo kittys litter tray

Sure. Instructions and a form 91 will be dropped by tonight. Don't worry. We know where to send it. Use the enclosed needle to sign in blood and leave in the same place. Remember to print clearly.

 

[TheBigKahuna]

Sure. Instructions and a form 91 will be dropped by tonight. Don't worry. We know where to send it. Use the enclosed needle to sign in blood and leave in the same place. Remember to print clearly.

Please drop me off a copy, I'm sure my firearms proficiency is more than acceptable, and I'm working to up the hand to hand stuff (although my Sumo squish move is pretty effective ).

 

[Horatius]

September 1st is here and I don't have to remind you all this is the end of the fiscal year for the NWO. You have only 10 days to submit your budgets for fiscal 2010.

As usual, my budget will be a single line item, "All the money in the world".

 

[NoZed Avenger]

As usual, my budget will be a single line item, "All the money in the world".

This time, please include your J-9 in triplicate, or it will be just like last year.

 

[NoZed Avenger]

Please drop me off a copy, I'm sure my firearms proficiency is more than acceptable, and I'm working to up the hand to hand stuff (although my Sumo squish move is pretty effective ).

On its way. Given what we already know (i.e., everything), a urine test is no longer required.

 

[arthwollipot]

I've lost my certificate of CA-359 Certification. Do I have to re-do the T19 and the Authorisation all over again, or are these on record? I still have my rehab badge.

 

[Horatius]

This time, please include your J-9 in triplicate, or it will be just like last year.

Triplicate? Triplicate? Triplicate?



Xenu, I remember the old days, when a pronouncement of a Senior NWO Man* was simply accepted as Law. Frakin' Newbies!



Can I at least fill them out with the blood of innocents, instead of my own blood? I get a bit light-headed by halfway through the second copy, otherwise.



*We were going for "S.N.O.W. Man" as an acronym, but you know how these things always seen to work out....

 

[Elizabeth I]

Is this when we order our new jackboots, or is that during open enrollment period for health insurance?

 

[arthwollipot]

Only with a form C-652 in the northern hemisphere, otherwise you need a Great Rite and athame, but only on the solstice.

 

[KoihimeNakamura]

Also, remember this year that the NWO Tiger Plushie Brigade is handling the annual Saturnalia party. Please send your food prefrences and requests in - due to budget cutbacks we can't just access the files - by Sept. 21

(Also, NWO Kitty class enrollment ends Sept 5 4:33 GMT.)

 

[timhau]

Can i be part of the nwo?

Ill do anything,even if i have to start at the bottom doing jobs like cleaning nwo kittys litter tray

You tryin' to take my job, punk?

 

[SezMe]

Also, remember this year that the NWO Tiger Plushie Brigade is handling the annual Saturnalia party. Please send your food prefrences and requests in - due to budget cutbacks we can't just access the files - by Sept. 21

(Also, NWO Kitty class enrollment ends Sept 5 4:33 GMT.)

I checked with my Assistant Deputy Chef, Macbeth, and got this suggestion:

Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,--
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

I rest assured that the NWO larder is fully stocked.

 

[MysteryMammal]

Hail Moloch!

Umm... this is embarrassing, but... what form do I need to fill out to requisition use of the space lazers? And when is the annual family day for 2010 being held at the Grove?

 

[Lukraak_Sisser]

I seem to have misplaced form XZ-187 (Funding 'special' science projects)

Can I be sent a new one please?

Oh while I'm here, a few vials of project Omega-4 seem to have gone missing, so when you go for your inoculations please give the correct secret handshake so you get the REAL antidote

 

[timhau]

I seem to have misplaced form XZ-187 (Funding 'special' science projects)

Are you new in the 'Special' Science section? You're not supposed to have form XZ-187. That's the one your handler has, and you fill it out using remote viewing and long-distance telekinesis.

 

[Blue Mountain]

Umm... this is embarrassing, but... what form do I need to fill out to requisition use of the space lazers? And when is the annual family day for 2010 being held at the Grove?

Can we take a few minutes during family day to finalize the false flag plan that will get Canada into Iraq? Recall that we were going to have friendly US troops dressed as Afghanis storm an igloo somewhere up north.

Although we are having trouble getting clearance from PETA for killing a polar bear. But it must be done, because it will be a lot easier to sway Canadian public opinion if there is a dead polar bear.

 

[MysteryMammal]

Can we take a few minutes during family day to finalize the false flag plan that will get Canada into Iraq? Recall that we were going to have friendly US troops dressed as Afghanis storm an igloo somewhere up north.

I think it would be far more beneficial to finalize the false flag operation that will allow Canada to invade Greenland. Greenland has, for too long, been a thorn in our side.