Atheists destroy churches, attack the faithful

Dr. Keith said:
Indeed.

Hey, when did we plan for the next Firm Atheist meeting? I really hate being caught out of the loop on the atrocities we are committing, whether it be our Marxist wing or our Muslim wing.
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13th of October.

The event starts at 10 am. Schedule below:

10:00 am Meet and greet

10:30 am The Marxist Oath, Satan Oath and finally Darwin oath [Mandatory]

11:00-12:00 pm bible burning

1:00 pm: Church burning, Bus will leave at 1:15. Brown shirts are mandatory.

2:00 pm Complimentary buffet including fried aborted fetuses, BBQ infants, caesar salad, taco bar and more

2:30 pm Movie [Group vote on the movie]

3:00 pm Skeptic pannel

3:30 pm Raffle winners announced.

4:00 pm final event; Future plans for sinning, church burnings and whether we should organize a bowling event.

[Entry fee of 5.00$ Or equivalent currency. (Bitcoin, souls, and most major credit cards also accepted) {Donations appreciated}
 
Oh mercy, and i though that Atheist humor was an oxymoron!

say, know what would be hilarious? If we added:

12:00-1:00 Discussion of the agenda for putting 1 million human beings in re-education camps.

Great stuff! Congratulations Atheists!
 
MRC_Hans said:
No, the tread title did not reflect it.

Hans
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Ok, agree to disagree.

"The campaign corresponds with a drive to “Sinicize” religion by demanding loyalty to the officially atheist Communist Party and eliminating any challenge to its power over people’s lives."

oops!
 
The Big Dog said:
Ok, agree to disagree.

"The campaign corresponds with a drive to “Sinicize” religion by demanding loyalty to the officially atheist Communist Party and eliminating any challenge to its power over people’s lives."

oops!
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The title:
Atheists destroy churches, attack the faithful
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Nothing about China.

You are being intentionally obtuse. You know exactly what I mean.

Because your misrepresentation was, of course, intentional.

Hans
 
MRC_Hans said:
The title:

Nothing about China.

You are being intentionally obtuse. You know exactly what I mean.

Because your misrepresentation was, of course, intentional.

Hans
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Well, you see, hans, it would only be a misrepresentation if atheism had nothing to do with the horrific abuses. You understand that, of course, because I already explained that these monsters are:

Chinese and Atheist
Authoritarian and Atheist
Totalitarian and Atheist.

I have also shown without contradiction that it is the atheist part of the equation that is driving these human rights violations against religious and religious faiths.

Headline accurate. Thanks for following up, tho.

The Big Dog
 
The Big Dog said:
Well, you see, hans, it would only be a misrepresentation if atheism had nothing to do with the horrific abuses. You understand that, of course, because I already explained that these monsters are:

Chinese and Atheist
Authoritarian and Atheist
Totalitarian and Atheist.

I have also shown without contradiction that it is the atheist part of the equation that is driving these human rights violations against religious and religious faiths.

Headline accurate. Thanks for following up, tho.

The Big Dog
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I keep on asking you if you actually give a crap about human rights, and you continually ignore my question.
 
The Big Dog said:
Well, you see, hans, it would only be a misrepresentation if atheism had nothing to do with the horrific abuses. You understand that, of course, because I already explained that these monsters are:

Chinese and Atheist
Authoritarian and Atheist
Totalitarian and Atheist.

I have also shown without contradiction that it is the atheist part of the equation that is driving these human rights violations against religious and religious faiths.

Headline accurate. Thanks for following up, tho.

The Big Dog
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And yet, when I asked what you proposed should be done about the evil atheists, you proposed only a tongue-in-cheek answer. I would think you would have something more serious in mind, being made of such sterner stuff.
 
sylvan8798 said:
And yet, when I asked what you proposed should be done about the evil atheists, you proposed only a tongue-in-cheek answer. I would think you would have something more serious in mind, being made of such sterner stuff.
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was that the same post where I showed you moved the goalposts?

Kinda like you are doing here, again?

I join in Human Rights Watch's (a/k/a "useful idiots") calls for sanctions against the Abusive Atheist regime.

Any further questions?
 
Nay_Sayer said:
Update; The October event will now have a demon summoning via Quija.
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Awww, those are always so anticlimactic. You only get small demons that way.

Can we sacrifice some milk, bread, and honey to summon one of the smaller fae instead? They're about the same size and so much more interesting than a demon. I know, I know, it's more Pagan than Satanic, but they won't bogart the buffet the way even a small hunger demon can. Besides, they tend to throw around some magic to get orgies started, and those are always fun.
 
halleyscomet said:
Awww, those are always so anticlimactic. You only get small demons that way.

Can we sacrifice some milk, bread, and honey to summon one of the smaller fae instead? They're about the same size and so much more interesting than a demon. I know, I know, it's more Pagan than Satanic, but they won't bogart the buffet the way even a small hunger demon can. Besides, they tend to throw around some magic to get orgies started, and those are always fun.
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We'll have to review the budget. We kinda splurged on an ice cream cake in the shape of baphomet.
 
Nay_Sayer said:
11:00-12:00 pm bible burning
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Perhaps in the interest of not contributing to climate issues we could just shred the bibles, or maybe feed them to the goats? There WILL be goats, will there not?

And what are the raffle items this year? Last year's raffle of souls did not end well as I recall.
 
arthwollipot said:
Bored now.
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Oh dear! Let me fix that for you!

"But the idea that you think that this is characteristic of atheism rather than an activity of the totalitarian government of China is even more boring."

Fixed that for you!

Folks our correspondent is "bored." Human right abuses, beyond being less appalling than a post on the internet are also "boring."

say, they put a MILLION people in a re-education camp!

Atheist: Bored now.

Folks, mentioning human rights abuses in China is boring. Come on let us endeavor not to bore a single atheist ever again!
 
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