Atheist Bumper Stickers

Hubby has a t-shirt

Front - Jesus Loves You
Back - Everyone else thinks you are an a***ole.

(Bought it for him when we were in Mexico)

Hubby has a "Jesus Fish" on the back of his truck. Says "Blow Me" inside.

Best part - I'm the atheist, hubby isn't. I have a Prozac Fish.

HN
 
Here is a pic posted on B3ta,

Creationism, Easier than thinking.

Note, Although this thread is spotless by B3ta standards, I would advise caution if you are sensitive about language or sick twisted peoples/humour, the rest of us can be total b3tards and have a giggle.
 
skeptigirl said:
Those are great. I like this one:

In the beginning man created God in his image.
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Reminds me of the back of the Jethro Tull album "Aqualung".

"In the beginning, man created God, and in his image created he him."

It goes on from there (I don't have the album anymore) similar to Genesis. Always cracked me up.
 
Furi said:
Here is a pic posted on B3ta,

Creationism, Easier than thinking.

Note, Although this thread is spotless by B3ta standards, I would advise caution if you are sensitive about language or sick twisted peoples/humour, the rest of us can be total b3tards and have a giggle.
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Keep in mind that the word "woo" is used in an entirely different fashion on b3ta, although interpretations both from here and there are appropriate in that thread. I second the guy over there who said "Sell them. Sell them now!"
 
HerNibs said:
Hubby has a t-shirt

Front - Jesus Loves You
Back - Everyone else thinks you are an a***ole.

(Bought it for him when we were in Mexico)

Hubby has a "Jesus Fish" on the back of his truck. Says "Blow Me" inside.

Best part - I'm the atheist, hubby isn't. I have a Prozac Fish.

HN
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That reminds me of comedian Jimmy Karr (sp?) who says, "If we're all God's children--what makes Jesus so special?"
 
ThatSoundAgain said:
Keep in mind that the word "woo" is used in an entirely different fashion on b3ta, although interpretations both from here and there are appropriate in that thread. I second the guy over there who said "Sell them. Sell them now!"
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[drift]
I more often interpret Woo and yay and the occasional hoopla) as a mark of hummous, rather than woowoo. It will still remain in it's original b3tan form, regardless of how much woowoo I am subjected to on various sites.

I would hate to see my activity log from work to see how much bandwifth is taken up by b3ta, even Jref would still beat my official use requirement (and most of my work is on web based apps)[/drift]
 
articulett said:
That reminds me of comedian Jimmy Karr (sp?) who says, "If we're all God's children--what makes Jesus so special?"
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Jimmy Carr also has one "Jesus Loves you" -- "He's not 'in' love with you"

oh and Happy eczmas just realised the time.
 
Back from the thread split:

Sunday morning, at the beginning of an NPR show about how atheists coped with this jesus holiday, filmmaker Luis Buñuel was quoted as saying:

"Thank God I'm an Atheist"
 
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Probably the only thing I've ever said that somebody thought was quotable -- "If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color" -- was put a bumper sticker. I can't find the link anymore. But the down side was that it was credited to the guy (Don Hirschberg) that now claims it as his own quote, because he got it printed in an Ann Landers column like eight years after I said it on the internet and it got put in a bunch of quote files. Shrug.

I'm more inclined to agree with the comedian Dmitri Martin's comment: "To me, all bumper stickers say the same thing: Let's never meet."
 
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I saw a sticker yesterday that had a jesus fish with a big smile, and said "God is Good." The fish looked like a shark, and the shark version of the jesus fish appears to be a Muslim comeback, like the gefilte version is a comeback for Jews. THe driver looked more christian than muslim.

Here's an interesting article, "Bumper Sticker Theology," from an apparently "liberal Christian."

During times of persecution by the Roman government, the fish was used among Christians as a secret symbol. If two strangers met and were unsure whether the other was a Christian, one would draw an arc in the dirt. If the other were a Christian, she would complete the symbol with a reverse arc forming the outline of a fish. Today this fish outline symbol is commonly seen in the form of a bumper sticker, or casting, mounted on the back of cars. This has inspired believers in evolution to create a fish with the word “DARWIN” in the middle, and little legs underneath. This has been met with a Christian rejoinder: the Darwin fish with feet encountering a much larger open-mouthed Christian fish about to eat it. The caption reads: “Survival of the Fittest.” The Christians are suggesting their belief in the Bible will outlast the belief in evolution. Apparently tired of all this bickering, someone has come out with a bumper sticker that shows a Christian fish kissing a Darwin fish. Bumper stickers are a form of very slow, public conversation.
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One more quote from the article regarding bumper stickers and liberty:

[I saw stickers] about civil liberties, including two that say “ Ignore Your Rights and They’ll Go Away.” One of the longest in our parking lot says “Liberty and Justice for All, Offer Not Available in Some Areas, Prices Subject to Change.” I take these warnings seriously. I once traveled through Spain when Franco was still alive—no bumper stickers. I spent a month in Greece when it was ruled by a military dictatorship—no bumper stickers. I spent a day in East Berlin before the wall came down—no bumper stickers.
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Or:

When intellect, curiosity, imagination, dilligence, creativity and passion fail, when information, evidence and reason get uncomfortable, you can still turn to FAITH

(too long maybe?)
 
because I spend a little too much time trying to figure out the reasoning with CTs I just came to an astonoshing thought, Atheism is a Zionist conspiracy.
 
Piscivore said:
How so?
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Of course, many religious people dress in ways that exhibit their religion. It was a middle aged woman who wasn't dressed in any way like a muslim woman, but looked a bit like a nun not wearing her habit. I'm sure if I had a blatantly atheist bumper sticker drivers would look at me and confirm I looked like an atheist. LOL. Please, let's not get on a tangent about stereotyping, OK?
 
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