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Atheist Bumper Stickers

ail said:
OK, I'll bite. Please explain ?
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It took me a minute also. "What would you do for a Klondike Bar" (chocolate snack bar) is a popular American advertisement. Folks living outside the U.S.A. might not immediately see the humour. It would be akin to you posting a joke about "Vegemite" ... :)
 
thatguywhojuggles said:
I used one of those "design your own bumper sticker online" websites and made this one:

"I'd rather be ignorant than wrong."

I wonder how many people actually get what I'm trying to say.
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Must be one of them days for me.

Ummm....I'm one of them who's missing the point on your bumper sticker.

The way it's written, it comes across to me like the driver (you, in this case)
is someone who belives in their religion, and admits they'd rather be ignorant
than wrong, and they'd happily tell you that too. So, in my eyes, even though
I'm an atheist, I'd think you were a (probably) very religious person.

That's how I would take it if just quickly reading it and not giving it much thought after that.
 
Cactus Wren said:
The thing that took courage was driving up to Denver through Colorado Springs, headquarters of Focus On The Family, proudly displaying a sticker that read "FOCUS ON YOUR OWN DAMN FAMILY".
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colorado springs really isnt that scary. all the fundies here are too old to beat you up :p
 
I mentioned this one in another bumper sticker thread, awhile back. I still like it :)

Born OK the first time!
 
I have twice had Darwin Fish "stickers" (actually metallic raised plastic cutouts) on my truck.

Both times they've been yanked off in grocery store parking lots.

I also had a smaller version of the Darwin Fish as a magnet on my refrigerator door. When I came back after a trip during which a professional pet sitter had taken care of my dogs, it was gone...
 
A few arrests for vandalism would go a long way toward preventing people from stealing our fish! Maybe you'll get lucky one day and catch them in the act when you have a camera handy.
 
Not really a bumper sticker, but my favorite Jesus Saves pic:

jesussaves.jpg
 
I have the t-shirt that says "God was my co-pilot, until we crashed into the mountains and I had to eat him". I'm careful where I wear it, but I do wear it occasionally. My 18 yr old daughter just picked up a shirt at Wet Seal that says "Jesus is the new black". Could be taken several ways...
 
"I ride with Jesus. He never has any smokes."
 
Bumper stickers, medallions, T-shirts, you say?

Landover Baptist has been mentioned, and I think the Jesus is watching you... panties would make great gifts if only they were available as something other than g-strings. Ugh.

I especially like "... get naked", "... fornicate" and plain WWJD versions.
 
Some of my favorite bumper stickers are at Betty Bowers' web site.

Including:

"I gave my love to Jesus
and now He never calls."

"Mommy, tell the the part again where Jesus says I am a disgusting sinner who deserves to be tortured in Hell!"

"Here's The Deal
you don't tell me about your personal savior, I don't tell you about my personal yeast infection"

"Unsaved Trash"

"That's enough about Jesus already"

"My Catholic priest is dating your son"

And the classic....

"Godless"
 
My friend has a T-shirt that says "Jesus saves...and takes half damage."

The kicker is that there's a picture of Jesus grinning ear-to-ear and giving a big thumbs-up.



I'd like to design a bumper sticker that says:

"Maybe God wants you to think for yourself?"
 
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