Bwahahahahahaha!!!! I'm was going before, I certainly going now!!! It's like getting new toys to play with on Xmas morning!!
Yeah....I doubt $700 would even get one A+ nutter there. This demonstrates the alternate reality these people live in. Pick whatever city you want, then price a ticket to KC, St Louis, Tulsa, Little Rock. Now add $200-$300 to connect to Springfield. Too much? OK, now you have to rent your scholarship "winner" a car. And pay for their gas. And hotel room (although I suppose they could stay with a host family - as long as they're not white!).
This is a group that probably doesn't have a net worth of $700 amongst all 15 of them. So, yeah....
The greatest fun I'll have is watching the look on their faces when they realize their little "harassment" policy doesn't apply in the real world, i.e. outside the boundaries of Skepticon. Now, I'm certainly not going to harass any of them (using the real world, legal definition of harassment), but imagine some local groping them in the bar (assuming they're hot - no, wait...LOL!! I kill me)...what do they do? Show the hillbilly a copy of the A+ anti-harassment policy? The though of witnessing something like this makes me cackle with glee!!!