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Atheism Memes

Frozenwolf150 said:
God Loves Dick
(Now in verse!)


If you are a male with smashed balls or no wiener
You cannot praise God, disappointed believer
It's important you have intact male features
God loves dick! God loves dick!

He loves it so much that he must ask a favor
Come on, whip it out, and sharpen your razor
Now lop a piece off—Be steady, don't waver
God loves dick! God loves dick!

Having a dick grants you special authority,
Dominion, preeminence, higher priority
Subjugate women, for they are your property
God loves dick! God loves dick!

All scripture was written by God-fearing males
The poetry, songs, and morality tales
All of it speaks to one important detail
God loves dick! God loves dick!

A dick is important in the swearing of oaths
So cradle my balls, be sure you're cupping them both
And swear to the Lord, just repeat, "On my troth."
God loves dick! God loves dick!

If the heavenly kingdom's where you want to be
As God has revealed, there's only one guarantee
You must be a man of pure virginity
God loves dick! God loves dick!

In his image God made us on the sixth day
And God is just like us in every way
If some are born gay, God himself might be gay
God loves dick! God loves dick!

We're not making this up, it's all there in the Book
Go on, fetch your Bible, open it, have a look
No context is needed for the verses we took
God loves dick! God loves dick!
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Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
I've been enjoying this thread so much I almost forgot about two atheism themed Images I made with GIMP.

First of all, there might be some hope for the future of the Westboro Baptist Church after all:

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And also, a sign for dyslectic atheists:

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Not sure if this counts, it looks more like one bunch of Xtians V Another bunch of Xtians:

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...m_medium=onsite&utm_campaign=sailthru+slider+

Just in time for the holiday season, a nonprofit organization is planning on erecting dozens of atheist billboards in an effort to let fellow non-believers know they're "not alone."

The Greater Sacramento Chapter of the Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) has paid for 55 different billboards this year, all of which will go up in Sacramento, Calif., the Monday after Thanksgiving, according to local station News 10.

"It's because atheists are starting to speak up and they're beginning to identify each other," chapter president Judy Saint told the station. "There are a lot of non-believers and this time of year, they feel like they're all alone. This is not directed to people who enjoy their church, who enjoy their religion. That's fine. But we're talking to people who don't know that atheism is okay."...
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This one is a bit risque.

It is only a computer drawing of a willy, but some people may find it offensive. I saw it on a public Facebook page:

NSFW Naughty Picture!!!

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Maybe it needs a caption...
 
Brainache said:
This one is a bit risque.

It is only a computer drawing of a willy, but some people may find it offensive. I saw it on a public Facebook page:

NSFW Naughty Picture!!!

[qimg]https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1477945_657641374277325_1243152586_n.jpg[/qimg]


Maybe it needs a caption...
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But where's the blood? Gotta be some blood on that di.......
 
Brainache said:
This one is a bit risque.

It is only a computer drawing of a willy, but some people may find it offensive. I saw it on a public Facebook page:

NSFW Naughty Picture!!!

[qimg]https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1477945_657641374277325_1243152586_n.jpg[/qimg]


Maybe it needs a caption...
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"Don't Be A Dick" ?
 
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